be the greasiest grease ever extracted from a waterhog, the best rheumatism liniment you ever saw. Immediate cure guaranteed! The balmiest of balms! Someone help me find something one hundred percent pure to put this in.” The men found an empty milk tin. The grease was melted down, even to satisfy a perfectionist’s notions, and was then set aside to cool. “Won’t old Josefa be happy!” Harold mused. As one of the men walked past, he happened not to see the tin, and his foot unwittingly kicked it. The golden liquid, the greasiest grease, the best liniment ever seen, rheumatism’s balm, one hundred percent pure, melted quickly into the sand. Old Dona Josefa’s liniment was gone! Harold looked unbelievingly at the empty tin and groaned.
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