BY J ERRY G OLD
M aybe you’ve heard of Casa Bonita, the most famous diner in Denver, not be- cause the Southpark dudes reclaimed and restored it live on CNN, but because your family came here a dozen times over the years. Your childhood fantasies and foot stink were part of the walls. And now that you’re an adult aspiring for success, your curiosity is piqued. Should you return? And in what state of mind does one just usher themselves off to the Costa Grande countryside and shores of Acapulco, especially when they’re located in a Colfax Avenue strip mall?
Our trusty guide is here to help you. Just remember. What happens at Casa Bonita can lead to fines, charges, and legal fees. LINING UP - First thing: Don’t stand in the wrong line. If you’ve paid for standard seat- ing, and you know you probably did, then yes, eat a shit ton of hash tabs and make your way to the huge solid line. It does not physically move. You should probably show up a good 15-20 minutes early. Not because they’re gonna drop your reserva- tion (they keep reassuring it’s ok it’s ok,
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