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PANTO-MONIUM
What happens when you mix wild creativity, high-speed chaos, and massive rewards? You get Panto Madness—an unforgettable, heart-pounding event that tore through Sandy Shores like a hurricane on wheels. This week, Toppyland was transformed into a battleground, as competitors and thrill-seekers gathered for the first-ever Panto-monium. And did it deliver—the streets shook, engines roared, and the crowd erupted in cheers as one of the most epic showdowns Los Santos has ever seen unfolded right before their eyes. Things quickly as Panto Bowling, a chaotic and thrilling spectacle of and array of Monster Trucks and vehicles vs. Pantos began. The crowd was on the edge of their seats as two massive forces clashed in a three-round tournament that could only be described as pure madness. Pantos, often crushed in the first few seconds, surprisingly held their own in the face of monster-sized destruction. In the first two rounds, survivors scrambled for the reward, as 10 minutes of carnage left only a few standing.
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By Gracie Grant
But it was the finale that truly blew everyone away. The last Panto standing in the ring didn’t just survive—they won it all. The reward was fit for a king: a hoard of gold, the largest diamond in Los Santos, and the ultimate prize—a Rapid GT Classic courtesy of Legendary Motorsports. The winner’s reaction? Priceless
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The the much-anticipated Best Dressed Panto challenge, where festivities included competitors were tasked with customizing their tiny vehicles to the absolute max. Pantos were decked out in wild, vibrant designs, matching outfits that would make any fashionista jealous, all for the chance to take home a brand-new Raptor courtesy of Bayside Bikes. The competition was fierce, but when the dust settled, one lucky winner, Chris Crowder, sped off with the sleek new ride—leaving the crowd in awe of the creativity on display.
The event was powered by Weazel News, Legendary Motorsports, Bayside Bikes, and Neo Tokyo Dealership, with crucial support from local businesses like Mosley’s, Angel’s Tavern, Neon Mechanic, Molly’s Food Truck, and Tacos Vatos, who kept the crowd fueled with food and drink all night long.
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Diego's Story
By Gracie Grant
Diego’s ordeal is a stark illustration of how police incompetence can compound trauma rather than prevent it. According to his account, Diego was trying to allegedly flee a robbery on foot when LSPD officers found him on a bridge, then tazed and cuffed him, and placed him into the vehicle of Sergeant Chris McGringle. He was transported to VPD, where basic procedure quickly unraveled. A probationary officer processed Diego under the supervision of a senior officer, but during the search the cadet seized not just the batteries from Diego’s phone, as required, but the entire phone itself, along with a knife and Diego’s radio. The officers then left the cell area. Diego was then alone, unattended and forgotten in a holding cell for more than an hour, with no contact, no explanation, and not a single charge read to him. The true tragedy, however, did not
fully emerge until later: the officer who took Diego’s belongings had lost them entirely. After another hour at VPD spent searching in vain, senior officer Brooklyn Baker ultimately informed Diego that his phone would never be recovered. Speaking to Weazel News reporter Gracie Grant, Diego described the loss in raw terms: “All of my memories are on that phone. Everything I have done in the city, conversations with people that are no longer with us, contacts that I can no longer call, all the photos from my wedding lost forever, video diaries about making Diego’s Dijon… all gone.” While Diego did receive some compensation, it could not restore what was lost memories, history, and pieces of a life lived, gone forever, underscoring how careless policing can have devastating consequences.
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O'Malley
By Gracie Grant
Photography by John Iver
O’Malley serves as the Quartermaster of the Southside Freebooters, a role she has held for seven years, earning respect as both a steady leader and a driving force within the crew. She is motivated entirely by her people, often describing the Freebooters as a family of pirates rather than a hierarchy. “If there is no crew, there is no ship” is not just a motto but the foundation of how she leads. She makes a point of ensuring everyone feels involved, valued, and essential, reinforcing unity at every opportunity. Those around O’Malley know her as hilarious, caring, and fiercely courageous, someone who consistently looks out for others before herself. She is a natural organizer who keeps things running smoothly without seeking personal gain, and whatever she earns, she shares. This lack of selfishness, paired with her reliability, earns her deep loyalty from the crew. At the same time, her confidence and resolve ensure she is taken seriously by rivals who understand she is not to be underestimated.
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By Gracie Grant
She wakes each day ready for the next adventure, guided by a simple outlook: “It’s a good day when you don’t get shot.” O’Malley supports her crew through thick and thin, whether that means time spent in prison with the DOC, handling pressure, or winding down late at night with friends over a drink. She is thought of fondly by her crew and terribly by her enemies— and that is just the way she likes it.
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Paid Advertorial by Gracie Grant Father O'Lochlainn's Church
Are you looking to make a difference in the heart of San Andreas? Members of a devoted religious organization are calling on the community to help establish a church that will serve as a beacon of faith, kindness, and support for those in need. The goal is to create a space where people can come together, strengthened by their shared faith and commitment to helping one another. Your donation—no matter the size—will directly contribute to this important mission, helping to build a vibrant and caring community. Together, we can lay the foundation for a brighter, more compassionate future for all. If you feel moved to contribute, donations can be made easily through banking or by speaking directly with Father Diarmuid O' Lochlainn, the head of the organization. Father O' Lochlainn has already shown his unwavering dedication to those less fortunate, offering heavenly charity and support in every way possible. By donating today, you're not just giving money—you're becoming part of something much bigger: a movement for positive change, unity, and the power of faith to transform lives.
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WEAZEL INVESTIGATION
By Gracie Grant
In a stunning account that raises serious questions about justice and internal politics, a former Co-Director of the FIB claims they were wrongfully terminated following a controversial malfeasance charge that never resulted in a felony conviction. According to the former official, the charge stemmed from the seizure of items during an exigent-circumstances entry into a private residence—an action they say was explicitly approved beforehand by both a court clerk and a judge. Despite this, the State Attorney pursued a malfeasance charge, which multiple legal sources allegedly acknowledged was misapplied and improperly used. Facing termination if a felony proceeded, the official says they were pressured into accepting a guilty plea to a misdemeanor equivalent under the belief their job would be preserved. Instead, they were fired anyway. “They said it was because it was a felony,” the former director stated, “but there is no felony on my record.”
The situation grows more troubling when viewed in context. The termination occurred just days after the former Co-Director began investigating a high-level, classified corruption case within government institutions—an investigation so sensitive, they claim, that even naming it could be dangerous. They allege the firing was premeditated, noting they were effectively removed from duty while still under “suspension,” and that leadership openly admitted they wanted to “make an example” of them. The former official also tied their dismissal to attempts to investigate the death of Alexis Rylee, their next of kin, whose killing allegedly involved police inaction and was followed by what they describe as a complete lack of investigative reporting and an active cover-up. “I started asking questions about her death and what she was investigating,” they said. “That’s when I lost my job.” If substantiated, these allegations suggest a deeply unsettling pattern of retaliation, misconduct, and corruption at the highest levels of law enforcement—claims Weazel News is continuing to independently verify.
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Exciting Eats -
By Gracie Grant
Slap Your Momma Soul Food is a rolling revelation, and Pedro Lopez is the mastermind behind it—bringing deep South comfort food with heart and soul straight to the streets. Despite his Hispanic roots, Pedro’s cooking is a love letter to classic soul food, and it shows in every bite: crispy, perfectly seasoned fried chicken, indulgent fried crayfish, rich mac n cheese, and collard greens done the right way. Wash it all down with sweet tea or finish strong with peach cobbler and you’ve got a menu that feels like home. Bold, generous, and full of flavor, Pedro is clearly aiming to take the food market by storm—and he’s well on his way. Slap Your Momma Soul Food is also available for event catering; CALL - 069 972 8393. Bringing Mommas Cooking to the streets of Los Santos.
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Welcome to ToppyLand By John Iver
Toppyland, a vibrant new venture in the heart of San Andreas, is run by a quirky and energetic collective known as The Circus, with the Freebooter Pirates joining in as key organizers. Despite the playful names, this is a growing community of fun-loving people dedicated to spreading joy and excitement throughout the area. This group of “clowns” and free-spirited pirates, share a passion for good times and unforgettable moments that should not be to missed. Together, they’ve set up camp in an area affectionately known as the Clown Pound, right next to the Yellow Jack Bar, where the energy stays high and the good vibes never run dry. One of the standout attractions at Toppyland is the rent-able hot air balloons, available for just $15,000, offering a one-of-a-kind experience with breathtaking views of the city and beyond. Alongside the Circus, the Southside Freebooter Pirates are also working to breathe new life into the businesses of Sandy Shores, Grapeseed, and Harmony, aiming to turn these areas into true hot spots of fun and excitement. Whether you’re soaking in the atmosphere at the Clown Pound or exploring the vibrant spirit of Toppyland, this growing collaboration is determined to show the city there’s no better place for entertainment, adventure, and good vibes.
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