Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown NOV-DEC 2022
Vol 9. Edition 6
$4.20 Cents
TOWN RUNS OUT OF TINSEL; PRICE SOARS CHRISTEMBER TREES LOOK "BARE" WITH SOLELY A T-SHIRT
********* Citizens ask whether they'll need to start making homemade tinsel with all the le over popcorn still lying around - full story pg B17 THE SPARKLY MATERIAL REACHES $42 PER FOOT, HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 1940
Grow's Ground Broken Construction, Page 8 A ten-mile growhouse is moving for- ward; drones footage shows the colossal construction to be underway and smoky. See Construction. ......................Page 8
Recession On Way Rich Asshat, Page 10 A particularly diplomatic yet egre- giously unaware wealthy twat tells a tent city that a recession is coming. See Rich Asshat...... ................Page 10 Goat or G.O.A.T? Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Holidaze Crunch Cousin D Recipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15 Eco-Activists Bi It News in Brief, Page 9 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature: Local Product of CO Denver Page 65
City Closes BTPB Toasters, Page 11
A super-high court has ruled that the Bathtub Toaster Protection Bureau must close, shocking bathers. See Toasters............ .................Page 11 THE *HOT* SH*T Gi Guide, Page 12 We've assembled your best picks all in one spread! What to buy the loved one who has it all? How about, a Breadhat? See Gi Guide.......... ................Page 12 McRibs F****** Return! No Article, Just Sayin'
Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 16
DENVER & BOULDER CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 18 Kratom/Herbal . . . . . . . . . 33 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . 33 Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 VapeShops ........... 34 GlassShops ........... 35 Hemp/CBD........... 37
MERRY CHRISTEMBER! THE EDITORS WISH YOU A
NuVue Pharma Denver Page 93
PotCo Denver Page 95
21+ Tourist? Recreational Shops Listings on Page 18! MAP OF DEALS NEAR YOU pg 16 **** SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 39
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