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Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown NOV-DEC 2022
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TOWN RUNS OUT OF TINSEL; PRICE SOARS CHRISTEMBER TREES LOOK "BARE" WITH SOLELY A T-SHIRT
********* Citizens ask whether they'll need to start making homemade tinsel with all the le over popcorn still lying around - full story pg B17 THE SPARKLY MATERIAL REACHES $42 PER FOOT, HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 1940
Grow's Ground Broken Construction, Page 8 A ten-mile growhouse is moving for- ward; drones footage shows the colossal construction to be underway and smoky. See Construction. ......................Page 8
Recession On Way Rich Asshat, Page 10 A particularly diplomatic yet egre- giously unaware wealthy twat tells a tent city that a recession is coming. See Rich Asshat...... ................Page 10 Goat or G.O.A.T? Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Holidaze Crunch Cousin D Recipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17 Eco-Activists Bi It News in Brief, Page 9 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
City Closes BTPB Toasters, Page 11
A super-high court has ruled that the Bathtub Toaster Protection Bureau must close, shocking bathers. See Toasters............ .................Page 11 THE *HOT* SH*T Gift Guide, Page 12 We've assembled your best picks all in one spread! What to buy the loved one who has it all? How about, a Breadhat? See Gi Guide.......... ................Page 12 Man Won't Step Down Train Platform, Page 14
Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 20
Phoenix - Tucson - Flagsta CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 25 GlassShops ........... 30 Vape Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Hemp/CBD........... 38
MERRY CHRISTEMBER! THE EDITORS WISH YOU A
Debbie's Phoenix Metro Page 47 D2/Downtown Tucson Page 45
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Find Medical & Recreational Dispensary Listings pg 25 SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 43 **** MEDICAL SPECIALS LIST pg 18
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Town Breaks Ground on 10-mile Growhouse
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Construction has begun on Cannatown’s dystopian 420-foot-wide and 10-mile-long “Mega-Ass Grow” in the county’s Rezzy Hills Province. Recent drone footage has revealed a bunch of people digging a big trench in the pastures and foothills to begin laying the foundation of the growhouse, also known as “ e Chunky,” the rst to be developed as part of the $420 billion NEAT project. According to its ocial website, e Chunky is a “stonerized revolution that puts ganja rst, and then humans, providing an unprecedented place to hang out with couches and be with, like, nature." e overall aim of NEAT is to rede ne the concept of a stoner hangout, putting them “right at their source of happiness,” with direct access to other necessities like munchies and safe VR. e linear growhouse will have no walkways, no real equipment, except maybe fans, and the stu to make pizza and stu , and will run on a bunch percent renewable energy. “We’re going to put all the ganj into huge vaporizers and burn it for energy, and, all get high at the same time,” said project manager Allison Troy. “We’ll be 110% ecient, and, like, 1000% stoned, if that's even possible.” Built 420 feet above sea level, it’s eventually set to accommodate 420 people who will live in sporadically-arranged communes and have access to everything they need within a 2-4 minute electric unicycle ride. “NEAT is leading a team of the coolest, most stoni- est cadets in making this a reality,” Troy said. “People will wonder why civilization ever stopped living in giant greenhouses.” OTHER HEADLINES Bi-Annual Battle of Douchebags Begins A nation decides who will lead them into oblivion pg 150 Ye goes skeet shooting in nursing home cafeteria pg 157 "Person who falls o stages" injured at event pg 166 How to avoid showers pg 171 **Brought to you by underhead Real Estate** “A single, loud clap with every purchase.”
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - As you're about to discover, there are worse things than waking up teetering on a plank on the edge of a cli over the ocean. Taurus - is is the third time you've been pulled over, this month alone! Seems like you need to start driving frontwards again. Gemini - Your cat is an asshole for eating all those ballots, but at least they were for the other guy. Cancer - Looks like you’re gonna have to roll up your sleeves and kill two stones with one bird. Leo - Don't tell Aquarius, but the Stars just com- pletely pulled that fortune from a horse’s ass. Virgo - ere’ll be time for questions a er you’re booked, but the biggest is, did your Grandma know she asked to be picked up near a crowd of hookers?
Libra - It's actually all that chloroform that's making you sleepy, but you're right, the holiday turkey dinner sure ain't helpin'. Scorpio - You’ll never nd true happiness, but you will nd a fair-condition Jim Fregosi card--and at least eight people would call that a consolation prize of sorts. Sagittarius - Give it up. Nobody likes your puppet shows, especially not on the subway. Capricorn - You should probably be angrier to nd out your steak was 3D-printed, but it really didn’t cook any di erent on the radiator . Aquarius - Finally you will meet the voice in your head; his name is Milton and he's a singer. Pisces - While you sit in a pool of your own diarrhea, your ex, shouting death-threats as your landlord breaks down the door of your Section 8 apartment, you’ll realize, your parents f*cked up.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
Eco Protestors Bi It Again for emselves Environmental activists this week bi ed it again when they glued their gaping, open mouths to a glass wall-divider at a Cracker Barrel in Dankendorf. Police say ve protes- tors, dressed in oil-stained lab coats, axed their faces to the glass in protest of the restaurant chain for "polluting the earth with gut-wrenching pseudo-food." Despite subsequent screams of excruciating pain, most of those patronizing the establishment paid little to no attention. According to the Cracker Barrel employees, the smell of the cuisine throughout the room caused ram- pant, recurring gag reexes that nearly sent one vandal to the hospital as he asphyxiated on vomit. Another cried as she shat her pants in front of the crowd. “I don’t know what message they’re trying to convey,” said one diner, “but it’s most certainly overshad- owed by all the groveling for help.”
Local man completely uninterested, pE7
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Cannatown News Recession Coming, Rich Asshat Tells People Living in Tent City
A recession is coming, an annoying, obvi- ously unaware asshat announced at a solo press conference in the middle of the tent city on Dro Boulevard yesterday. Although uninvited, the bastard in a suit gathered ap- proximately zero watchers during his thirty minute address, in which he warned, things are about to get tough next year. “It’s gonna be hard to a ord a home, much less rent,” the stient jerko announced, “and grocery bills are going to start adding up! Be prepared to cut some non-essential things from your life, like that two week vaca- tion to the Maldives, or your summer home in the Catskillz.” e rich fudgepacker was likely referencing the economic downturn marked by a plum- meting GDP, record ination, mega-corpo- rate pro ts, and housing and commercial real estate bubbles, all of which, he said, would likely begin a ecting those living in tents and broken-down RV’s. And while the completely
out-of-touch pissant warned that food securi- ty was at stake for all Americans, he reected how the next couple of years would be the best times to make draws on equity or 401k’s to double-down on stock portfolios. “Take this time to prepare for the worst,” the shitbrained prick said in the near-deserted encampment. “Is that f*cker using a Powerpoint?” sneered one passerby on her way to the local work- force center. “If I could a ord some extra tomatoes I’d be chucking them at his head.” Although the feckless forecaster couldn’t give an exact time that world commerce would come to a crashing halt, he did point out how it would be just as if the hose was turned o , much like the sole garden hose providing running water to the bivouac. “Just imagine, you put your kids through Yale with this hose, updated your yacht, maybe even put in a second pool-- and all of a sudden it's turned o ," he said, "No one will be spared."
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Cannatown News
HIGH COURT ABOLISHES BATHTUB TOASTER PROTECTION BUREAU IN SURPRISE RULING
In a move almost nobody saw coming, due to landing audaciously beyond the realm of gen- eral stonerdom, a high court has decided to abolish the Bathtub Toaster Protection Bureau. Founded in 2010, the bureau had saved countless lives, following a decades-long scourge of toaster-in-bathtub related elec- trocution deaths due to deceptive and unfair business practices. One of the largest such incidents, leading almost directly to the bu- reau’s creation, was the sub-prime crisis of the late aughts, in which bathtub toasters were speci cally--and murkily--packaged and sold as a baguette-and-steak DIY-bistro. “Alas, they were still bathtub toasters at heart,” said Canngresswoman Representa- tive, Kali Losby. “You perch it on the bath- tub’s edge or nearby counter, plug it in, and then, some time during the bath, you die. About half of the people out there get fried.” In the old days, you could order a car, or house, or education, or bean bag chair from a catalog, always with the huge risk that you might end up back at home with a bathtub toaster. And especially for those in lower tax brackets, who had to take what they could get, most found themselves instead holding a bathtub toaster, if not several. “Probably nobody realizes how bad it was, now that we’ve had a whole decade living without them,” Losby said, “If you look at
death records, you’ll see that many victims had three or four bathtub toasters plugged in at all times.” e court, a group of three people who may or may not have been smoking hourly bong rips for four weeks straight, ruled that the bureau simply can’t exist because Canngress doesn’t pay them directly. “ e banks shouldn’t have to pay a dime for the bureau, it’s not fair,” said lobbyist Pembrake Garsehole, “ ey absolutely don’t have the money, since someone made them stop taking out overdra fees ve times per day from the poorest people in society.” It should be noted that many of the banks Garsehole mentioned were known as the worst peddlers of bathtub toasters in the history of humankind. However, the moment was not lost on one group: Bathtub Toaster peddlers rejoiced outright, both on social media, and in per- son. Even IDK Technical Institute reopened, o ering a new 2-year program in Quiet- Quitting at $100,000 per semester with loans at 86% interest. Every graduate will receive a whole semi-truckload of bathtub toasters. “ is is a win, not for the scam economy, but for the future of bathtub toasters!” said Ro- dinia Devilson, owner and CEO of BTElite, a bathtub toaster manufacturer. “Can we not all embrace the warmth and joy of fresh toast while you bathe? Is there no better way to go?”
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CHRISTEMBER GIFT GUIDE THE HOTTEST SH*T OF THE SEASON CANNAPAGES reports on the most popular items this year
With high prices and shortages a ecting stores, this is the most precarious yuletide for shoppers yet! We've gathered our picks for the hottest--and smartest--buys of the season. Your loved one will nally love you back!
SEGUE SEABOT From the makers of the popular self-inicted wound generator for stoners, the Segue Scoot- er, enjoy all the fun of sur ng, with all the aerodynamic tackiness of an unripe banana.
THE NINTENDO WO As in, Wo man, everybody just slow down . LONG-DISTANCE GUILT TRIP BIKE Tell your loved one, I want you to have a big guilty pile of rubber and metal take up space in your garage for the next 10 years. Every day, you will look at that bike, and say, 'I really should ride it,' until one day it will just collapse in a heap and you can go repeat the cycle.
EARLY 90'S DOCOMO FLIP PHONE Back in the day, these were all the rage, and they're making a comeback, because, let's get real: it's the only thing any of us can a ord, and your loved one is just gonna break the shit out of the screen before the day's over anyway.
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FLUPPY HORNS Floopy and oppy and just plain cute, these so cuddly horns squeak and squawk just like a brassy alarm on early Christember morning. Play all three possible notes for hundreds of song combinations everyone knows and loves!
BREADHAT Don’t let them tell you this hat--made from a fresh sourdough loaf--is impractical in any way! Pairs absolutely deliciously with baked brie and apple. But watch out for the pigeons.
MAIL'UR GARBAGE SUBSCRIPTION From the makers of Stow-Me-Kwik! You don’t just have to put your old shit in decorative bags anymore. Now you can put it directly into "Mail'Ur's," at-rate shipping cans de- signed to be shipped straight to the company’s land ll in Resinville. Give the gi of a weekly subscription: one can of garbage, picked up by the postal service, for just $50.95/week.
CAT SPACEPOD Help your feline explore his true destiny: in space! e all new cat-sized pods allow 2-3 day interstellar jaunts for the intrepid furballs. One size ts most Chonkers. Cat not included. OLDEN TYPEWRITER Tell them, I can wait to hear from you - with a brand old typewriter. Not good enough? Keep the ribbons until they ask about em' then pre- tend you thought they were Fruit by the Foot.
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Stubborn Train Rider Refuses to Step Down
Loyal Diggers Dig rough Ice for Dirt A di erent kind of ice shing is attracting fans again this weekend as some of the best known local diggers of the Can- natown Hole will take part in the Ice-Breakin' Bowl, a tradition dating almost back to the cre- ation of the Hole itself. e vast swath of mud will welcome audiences from far and wide to cheer on their favorite 'shovel-shams' as they burst through the frozen layers and keep diggin'! Gates open at noon, dig- ging begins at 4:20.
A train rider asked to depart a train car at line’s end, says he is refusing to step down. Claiming to be the victim of an ill-func- tioning public transportation system, a trenchcoated man asking to be called “Perkins” has been shouting at any crowd that will stop and listen. Meanwhile, ocials are quietly discussing how they might even get the train up and moving again, even with Perkins parked atop one of the few platform stools. “Our sentiments are o the re- cord, but our ocial statement is, ‘Screw this Guy,’ says cheef platform manager Jessie Nu - grass. “You can put it in print, or, we also made Tshirts.” It’s not entirely clear what Perkins needs or wants, as he seems to lack the ability to form coherent sentences or even form logical arguments. When asked what the problem was with the train he’d ridden, he began waxing about “aliens in
the ra ers” and “computer chips with vaccines in them.” Every- thing, he says, is a shadowing vengeance punishing him and his family by having the train end predictably and fairly, for him in particular. “ is is where the train stops for everyone else,” Nu green noted. “ is guy’s crazy if he thinks it’s gonna keep going just because he’s embarrassed to get o .” “It’s only fair man,” Nu added, telling Perkins to “get the hell o his soapbox.” A few train conductors are working out plans to move the train a few feet at least so that those who need to ride again can get going. But they are unsure how Perkins will react, once he cannot re-enter the train again without stepping down o the stool. “At that point, if he dies on that little hill of his, so be it , “Nu said. “We made a Tshirt for that one too.”
PETRI DISH OF BRAIN CELLS LANDS WEEK- END SHIFT AT GODFATHER'S A local petri dish of brain cells, long the topic of sci- enti c news over the last year, has landed a part- time job at Godfather’s Pizza, having beat out an estimated 10 applicants for the slow-paced mid-a er- noon shi . Management will start the cells bussing tables, then will move them to the register if the cells take initiative, and live longer than 12 hours.
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Yes, Virginia, ere is a St. Nickeljoint First published in the CannaTown Register , 1897
Dear Editor, I am 21 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Saint Nickeljoint. But my homie said, “If ya see it in Cannapages, it is so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a St. Nickeljoint? - Virginia O’Green Virginia, ose skeptic dudes are are wrong. ey’ve been a ected by the total drag of the downer age. ey do not believe except what they smake. ey think that nothing can be, which is not smake-able by their little bowls. All bowls, Virginia, whether they be men’s, or women’s, are little. In this great Canniverse of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, especially when medicated. Yes, Virginia, there is a St. Nickeljoint. He exists as certainly as sparkling ower, and hash oil, and keef-rolled wax-infused doobies, and you know that these things abound and give to our life its high- est, highest joy. And munchies. Alas! How big a bummer, would be the world if there were no St. Nickeljoint! As much a drag, as if there were no Virginias! ere would be no illustrious highs, no jolts through the atmosphere, bitzkrieg smack-dabs or ying through space to make tolerable this existence. e eternal bowl with which cadet-hood lls the world, would be cashed out, cashed ! Not believe in St. Nickeljoint? You might as well not believe in Rupert the Red-eyed Reindeer! You might get your homies to watch all the couches in town, just to catch Nickeljoint crashing for a few hours, then roasting a bowl before duck-taping Zip-loc bags full of freshly-cured cannabis upon the mantel--but even if they didn’t see this very spectacle, what would that prove? Nobody sees St. Nickeljoint, not since he gave all his clothes and belongings away on the Amsterdam river ats in the 80’s. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a Nickeljoint. e most real things in the world, are the things you only see when you’re higher than a kite and sitting in your own living room. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course you did, we all did, when the Durban Poison wax came through town. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders that are unseen, unless we keep smakin’ on that wax. Where was I? Oh, yes. Only a true, teary-eyed roast can push aside that curtain, to view the supernatural glory of cannabis beyond our wildest dreams. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world, there is nothing else that totally abides so hard. No St. Nickeljoint? ank God he lives and he lives forever, up in the Highlands! A thousand years from now, maybe 4 times 20 years from now, he will continue to make glad the hearts of cadets!
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Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
formed in 2018, whose debut came two years later. Mitchell was more than 15 years into her recording career, including her fourth LP that she developed into a stage musical. Johnson is a former member of the Shins but better known as leader of the thoroughly enjoyable Chicago out t Fruit Bats. And Kaufman is something of a jack of all trades collaborator and producer who especially caught my attention
Goat Oh Death
Over the course of my lifetime, the bipedal meaning of the word "goat" has gone from being a term of derision
for his work with Muzz, at worst my third favorite album from 2020. Rolling Golden Holy represents the trio's second record of nely cra ed folk,
to a compliment of the highest order. I've never been a fan of the latter, "greatest of all time." Especially when "B.O.A.T." was sitting there for the taking. Just use "best" instead! Anyway, what the hell am I babbling on about here? Oh yeah, Goat. ey're also a Swedish band. On their rst release since 2016's Re- quiem , the mysterious rockers, if you can call them that, do what they have always done: make bizarre, engrossing music that is typi- cally better with headphones, and probably in conjunction with illicit substances. Oh Death contains the charm, for lack of better word, of their previous e orts, all unique, yet all so very Goat. While Requiem was a jammed out 68 minutes, here the Swedes cover an equally wide spectrum of sounds in half the time. "Catchy" is probably not the best term for their output, but there is a hypnotizing e ect that makes much of what they do impossible to ignore. Goat may not be the B.O.A.T., but they certainly are one of a kind.
but while their self-titled debut found them reinterpreting older songs, they up the ante this go-round with ten originals, all of which have a timeless, or at least time removed, feel. Some work better than others, but all are approached with a reverence to the ancestral well from which they draw. It adds up to an improvement over the solid 2020 release, no doubt aided by the authenticity earned through their songwriting e orts. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Notable: "Gizztoberfest" (October 2022) "Gizztoberfest" was very real, given that the band dropped three new albums in 22 days ( Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava ; Laminated Denim ; and Changes ). Denim is particularly delicious: it's two tracks (which Stu Mackenzie calls among his favorite the group has ever done), each exactly 15 min- utes long, even more jammy than IDPLML , and it was designed to play as setbreak music for the band's occasional "marathon" shows when they play two sets, about three hours of music with a 15-minute break in the middle. Seriously? Two Gizzard sets? ree hours of music? F*ck me.
Bonny Light Horseman Rolling Golden Holy
As a number of locations around the country experience the rst urries and frost of the year, the second Bonny Light Horseman album is a tting arrival. Supergroup might be a stretch, but Anaïs Mitchell, Eric D. Johnson, and Josh Kaufman bring considerable credentials to this combo
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Recipes from Cousin D
Directions Start by laying out, and greasing a long piece of parchment paper. Melt the marshmallow with the non-medicated oil along with cara- mel bits. When combined, add the molasses, spices and sweetened condensed milk. en add in the pudding mix and infused oil (your dose of choice). In your most gargantuan bowl (or large pot), fold the cereal into the mixture. Pour this quickly into a thin strip down the cen- ter of the parchment paper. As it cools, use the greased parchment to roll and shape it into a log, just as you would a giant joint on the countertop (we’re trying to make a per- fect cylinder). Slice into discs and smoosh those into patties before cooling completely. Coat with melted white chocolate. To decorate, try adding a few drops of food color gel and ⅛ cup water, dipping a utensil (or cheap new toothbrush like me) to dip, ick and drizzle. Enjoy(!) and have a happy holiday season.
HOLIDAZE CRUNCH If you're the kind of person who makes stu like homemade Star Crunch at home with melted chocolate and potato chips, then this high-AF crunchy stoned concoction is about to send your holiday party into overdrive! Just be careful; part of the process requires a yuletide-log sized krispie treat and the temptation to eat it whole is like none other! Ingredients 16 cups crispy rice cereal (i.e. Cocoa Krispies)
1/2 cup coconut oil (regular) 1/4 cup infused coconut oil 2/3 cup molasses 32 oz marshmallows 2 bags (22oz total) caramel bits 1 can sweetened condensed milk
5.1 oz box vanilla instant pudding mix A chunk or few bars of white chocolate Spices (season to taste): cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, ground cloves
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BOGO on select items 10% o order MEd only BOGO up to 1/8 of ower BOGO free item 15% o order Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive any one house brand product, free BOGO on ALL Regions extracts Limit one Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive any one house brand product $9 grams, $30 1/8, $60 1/4 on ALL ower BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive your any one house brand product, free BOGO on select items 50% of rst 1/8 of ower 25% O 1st Order (max discount $50), 50% O iLAVAHEMP Products BOGO Gram, 1/8th Regular Flower 1/4 oz Regular Flower BOGO 22$ 1/8 or Free 100g edible $10 o $35 1/8 or $20 o 2 $35 1/8 BOGO free item Free gram with purchase 25% O 1st Order (max discount $50), 50% O iLAVAHEMP Products 20% O your rst visit up to $500 50% o 1/8 of ower or 25% o order BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates
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APACHE JUNCTION - TUCSON Chandler, Mesa, Glendale, Phoenix, Tempe, Tucson & Surrounding Areas Find the closest marijuana doctor to you online at cannapages.com DOCTORS 22 Independent Wellness Center 1000 W Apache Trail #108 .........................................Apache Junction 480-983-5060 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 10320 W McDowell Rd #B2006 ................................................................................ Avondale 480-656-2119 Green Leaf MMJ Clinic - Chandler 1989 W Elliot Rd Suite 29 .................................................Chandler 480-656-1068 Naturahealth Integrative Medical Center 5055 W Ray Rd .......................................................Chandler 480-634-5596 Green Cross Patient Center 2401 E Baseline Rd #101 ................................................................Gilbert 480-420-6582 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 5656 S Power Rd #132 ..................Gilbert 888-548-4846 Marijuana Evaluations 5925 W Olive Ave Suite 5 ..................................................................... Glendale 602-466-7029 Valley Evaluation Center 4830 N Litchfield Rd. #A105 ................................................... Litchfield Park 602-448-4655 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Maricopa) 21300 North John Wayne Parkway Suite 112 ..................................... Maricopa 888-548-4846 Canna-Releaf 1155 S Power Rd. Suite #125 .................................................................................. Mesa 480-364-1338 Dr. Reeferalz 3550 E Broadway Rd .................................................................................................. Mesa 480-478-0420 Marijuana Evaluations 1342 W University Dr ................................................................................. Mesa 480-466-7021 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic 2011 E University Dr. #102 ................................................. Mesa 623-847-6652 Trichrome Care Clinic 830 W Southern ave #5 .............................................................................. Mesa 480-649-3329 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 10200 W Happy Valley Rd #135 .... Peoria 888-548-4846 Arizona Green Life 11829 N. 19th Ave. ...................................................................................... Phoenix 480-382-9451 Dr. Reeferalz 12202 N Cave Creek Road #135 ................................................................................. Phoenix 602-788-4420 4245 W Thomas Rd Ste 100 ........................................................................................ Phoenix 480-420-3141 3243 E Indian School Rd .............................................................................................. Phoenix 480-420-0882 Marijuana Doctor 511 E Camelback Rd. Ste A ........................................................................... Phoenix 602-277-6537 Marijuana Evaluations 1806 W Camelback Rd .......................................................................... Phoenix 602-466-7029 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Deer Valley) 20045 N. 19th Ave. Building 11 Suite 166 .......................................... Phoenix 888-548-4846 550 W Indian School Rd #122 ..................................................................................... Phoenix 888-548-4846 Mount Sinai Advanced Health Care 3333 E. Indian School Rd #4 ........................................... Phoenix 602-957-0543 Natural Pain and Fatigue Relief Center 4206 E Chandler Blvd ................................................. Phoenix 480-888-0884 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 12620 N. Cave Creek Rd. #7 ........................................................................................ Phoenix 480-656-2119 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic (Phoenix) 4218 W. Dunlap Ave ................................................................................... Phoenix 623-847-6652 (Scottsdale) 4015 E Bell Rd ........................................................................................ Phoenix 623-847-6652 The Phoenix Certification Clinics 18631 N 19th Ave #154 ...................................................... Phoenix 623-322-4205 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (San Tan Valley) 85 West Combs Road Suite #109 ....................................... San Tan Valley 888-548-4846 Affordable Evaluations of Arizona (AEAZ) 6730 E McDowell, Suite 115 ............................ Scottsdale 480-420-4756 AZ Medical Marijuana Doctor 7272 E Indian School Rd #540 ............................................. Scottsdale 623-295-9382 Cannabis Certification Centers 5743 E Thomas Rd #105 .................................................... Scottsdale 800-880-6563 Green Star Doctors 2515 N. Scottsdale Rd. #11 ................................................................... Scottsdale 480-695-2545 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (N Scottsdale) 8700 E. Pinnacle Peak Rd Suite 109 ............................................. Scottsdale 888-548-4846 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 7272 E Indian School Rd #540 ................................................................................................. Scottsdale 480-656-2119 The Phoenix Certification Clinics (By appointment) 7450 E Pinnacle Peak Rd #154 ................................................ Scottsdale 623-322-4205 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic (Surprise) 12801 W. Bell Rd #119 ................................. Surprise 623-847-6652 Cannabis Patient Evaluation Center 2062 E. Southern Ave. ...................................................... Tempe 800-496-3024 Dr. Reeferalz 930 W Broadway #3 ................................................................................................ Tempe 480-968-4208 Health First Medical Marijuana Certification Center 2525 S. Rural Rd. Suite 11N #A2 .......... Tempe 602-595-6656 IRIE Natural Health Center 6625 South Rural Road #103 ........................................................... Tempe 480-341-9400 Marijuana Doctor (Tempe) 49 W. Southern Ave #3 .................................................................... Tempe 480-966-6537 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 2600 E Southern Ave Suite G ........ Tempe 888-548-4846 Professional Evaluation Center 123 E. Baseline Rd. #D203 ....................................................... Tempe 480-304-2061 Stone Naturopathic 2210 S Mill Avenue Suite B-9 ....................................................................... Tempe 480-331-7353 The Phoenix Certification Clinics (By appointment) 2169 E. Warner Road #101 ................... Tempe 623-322-4205 Chelson Naturopathic Physician Please call for Office Directions ........................................... Tucson 520-437-9562 Dr. Heather Moroso 548 E. Speedway Blvd. ................................................................................ Tucson 520-495-4054 Dr. IV:XX 408 E 7th St .................................................................................................................... Tucson 520-449-9614 Dr. Reeferalz 2239 E Broadway Blvd ............................................................................................ Tucson 520-623-0420 Genesis Natural Medicine Center 3920 N. Campbell Avenue ................................................... Tucson 520-495-4400 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Tucson) 622 N Country Club Rd Suite B .................................................................... Tucson 888-548-4846 NATURAL HEALING CARE CENTER 2230 E. Speedway Blvd. Ste. 140 .................................... Tucson 520-323-0069 see ad on page 23 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic 7074 E Speedway Blvd .................................................... Tucson 520-585-5850 Tumbleweeds Health Center 4826 E. Broadway Blvd. ............................................................... Tucson 520-838-4430
APACHE JUNCTION - MESA Chandler, Mesa, Glendale, Phoenix, Tempe, Tucson & Surrounding Areas Find the closest dispensary to you online at cannapages.com KEY: DISPENSARIES 25 Nature’s Wonder Dispensary 260 W Apache Trail Dr .................................................. Apache Junction 480-982-1529 NIRVANA CENTER 1985 W. Apache Trail STE 4.............................. Apache Junction 480-935-1090 see ad on page 3 Harvest of Avondale 3828 S Vermeersch Rd .............................................................................................. Avondale 623-792-5032 Harvest of Casa Grande 1860 N Salk Dr Ste B1 ......................................................................................... Casa Grande 520-350-9880 Cave Creek Cannabis 6812 E Cave Creek Rd. STE 3........................................................... Cave Creek 480-488-2979 Harvest of Chandler 13433 E. Chandler Blvd. Ste A & B ............................................................................ Chandler 480-439-7771 OASIS CANNABIS (N. Chandler) 17006 S Weber Dr ................................. Chandler 480-626-7333 (S. Chandler) 26427 S Arizona Ave ............................. Chandler 602-903-3665 see ad on inside back cover - cannasavers page 49 Sticky Saguaro 12338 E Riggs Rd ............................................................................................ Chandler 602-644-9188 Zen Leaf Chandler 7200 W Chandler Blvd #7 .......................................................................................... Chandler 480-636-8032 Arizona MMJ Trading Company 1302 W Industrial Dr BLDG 7 ..................................................................................... Coolidge 520-723-7710 Arizona Cannabis Society 8376 N El Mirage Rd STE 2....................................................................................... El Mirage 888-249-2927 WAM 12550 W Thunderbird Rd STE 114B ............................................................................... El Mirage 623-478-2233 Nature’s Medicines 16913 E Enterprise Dr ........................................................................................ Fountain Hills 480-420-3135 Curaleaf (Gilbert) 175 S Hamilton Pl Bldg 4 Ste 110................................................................................. Gilbert 480-361-0078 Arizona Organix 5301 W Glendale Ave ..................................................................................... Glendale 623-937-2752 Curaleaf (Glendale) 8160 W Union Hills Dr STE A106 .............................................................................. Glendale 623-385-1310 Harvest of Glendale 13631 N 59th Ave ...................................................................................................... Glendale 480-531-1172 Nature’s Medicines 6840 Grand Ave......................................................................................... Glendale 602-641-6600 OASIS CANNABIS (Glendale) 6676 W Bell Rd. .......................................... Glendale 623-295-1788 see ad on inside back cover - cannasavers page 49 Ponderosa Releaf 9240 W Northern Ave STE 103B ............................................................................... Glendale 623-877-3934 Reef Dispensaries 5558 W Bell Rd ........................................................................................................... Glendale 602-535-0999 Valley of the Sun Medical Dispensary 16200 W Eddie Albert Way ....................................................................................... Goodyear 623-932-3859 Hana 1732 W Duval Commerce Point Pl ............................................................................ Green Valley 520-289-8030 Harvest of Baseline Rd 1821 W Baseline Rd #101 ...................................................................................... Guadalupe 623-404-1420 The Mint Dispensary 5210 S Priest Dr ...................................................................................................... Guadalupe 480-749-6468 Best Dispensary 1962 N Higley Rd. ................................................................................................ Mesa 623-264-2378 GREENPHARMS Dispensary 7235 E Hampton Ave, Bldg 2 STE 115............................................................................ Mesa 480-410-6705 Harvest of Mesa 1150 W McLellan Rd ........................................................................................... Mesa 480-561-0388 Harvest Of South Mesa 938 E Juanita Ave .................................................................................... Mesa 480-272-9888 Health for Life 5550 E Mcdowell Rd STE 103B ....................................................................................... Mesa 480-830-8251 7343 S 89th Pl .................................................................................................................. Mesa 480-888-0247 9949 E Apache Tr ............................................................................................................. Mesa 480-400-1170 Kind Meds Inc 2152 S Vineyard St STE 120 ............................................................................................ Mesa 480-686-9302 Nova Dispensary 1911 W Broadway Rd #23 ............................................................................................... Mesa 480-912-4444 The Flower Shop 5205 E University Dr ........................................................................................... Mesa 480-500-5054 The Good Dispensary 1842 W Broadway Rd ....................................................................................................... Mesa 480-900-8042 The Mint Dispensary 330 E Southern Ave .................................................................................... Mesa 480-749-6468
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Tru Bliss 6844 E Parkway Norte ..................................................................................................... Mesa 480-325-5000 Zen Leaf Gilbert 5409 S. Power Rd............................................................................................................. Mesa 480-307-6880 Zen Leaf Mesa 550 W McKellips Rd ......................................................................................................... Mesa 480-581-4010 Jars Cannabis 46639 N Black Canyon Hwy #1 .............................................................................. New River 623-936-9333 Curaleaf (Peoria) 8970 N 91st Ave .............................................................................................. Peoria 623-233-1010 DEBBIE’S DISPENSARY 20340 N. Lake Pleasant Rd. ............................................. Peoria 833-332-2437 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 47 Harvest Of Peoria 9275 W Peoria Ave #3 ................................................................................................... Peoria 623-878-5954 Arizona Natural Concepts 1039 E Carefree Hwy STE B & D.................................................................................. Phoenix 602-224-5999 Curaleaf (Phoenix) 14 S 41st Pl ................................................................................................ Phoenix 602-396-5757 (Camelback) 1040 E Camelback Rd STE A ............................................................... Phoenix 602-354-3094 (Bell) 17201 N 19th Ave .............................................................................................. Phoenix 602-388-4400 (Pavillions) 2175 N 83rd Ave ...................................................................................... Phoenix 623-244-5349 (Midtown) 2918 N Central Ave ................................................................................... Phoenix 888-749-7668 (Central Phoenix) 3333 S Central Ave ........................................................................ Phoenix 480-739-0366 (48th St) 4730 South 48th Street ............................................................................... Phoenix 602-807-5005 DEBBIE’S DISPENSARY 20224 North 27th Ave. Ste 103 ..................................... Phoenix 833-332-2437 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 47 Giving Tree Dispensary 701 W Union Hills Dr .................................................................................................... Phoenix 623-242-9080 Hana 3411 E Corona Ave STE 100 .............................................................................................. Phoenix 602-491-0420 Harvest HOC of Phoenix 2630 W Indian School Rd ............................................................................................ Phoenix 480-209-1804 Harvest of Phoenix 2017 W Peoria Ave ..................................................................................... Phoenix 602-641-3670 Health for Life 21035 N Cave Creek Rd C3-4 ...................................................................................... Phoenix 602-842-5790 Herbal Wellness Center 4126 W Indian School Rd ............................................................................................ Phoenix 602-635-3502 1720 E Deer Valley Rd .................................................................................................. Phoenix 602-877-0211 Jars Cannabis 10040 N Metro Pkwy W ............................................................................................... Phoenix 602-870-8700 2424 S 24th St .............................................................................................................. Phoenix 602-675-6999 Local Joint by Zen Leaf 4201 E University Dr ..................................................................................................... Phoenix 602-960-2273 Marigold 2601 W Dunlap Ave Ste 21 .......................................................................................... Phoenix 602-900-4557 Nature’s Medicines 24905 N 7th Ave ........................................................................................................... Phoenix 623-516-7881 2439 W Mcdowell Rd ................................................................................................... Phoenix 480-420-3145 Nature’s Wonder Dispensary 2825 W Thomas Rd ..................................................................................................... Phoenix 602-837-5660
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