Vol 5. Edition 2
News from CannaTown
Page 13
FLUPPY HORNS Floopy and oppy and just plain cute, these so cuddly horns squeak and squawk just like a brassy alarm on early Christember morning. Play all three possible notes for hundreds of song combinations everyone knows and loves!
BREADHAT Don’t let them tell you this hat--made from a fresh sourdough loaf--is impractical in any way! Pairs absolutely deliciously with baked brie and apple. But watch out for the pigeons.
MAIL'UR GARBAGE SUBSCRIPTION From the makers of Stow-Me-Kwik! You don’t just have to put your old shit in decorative bags anymore. Now you can put it directly into "Mail'Ur's," at-rate shipping cans de- signed to be shipped straight to the company’s land ll in Resinville. Give the gi of a weekly subscription: one can of garbage, picked up by the postal service, for just $50.95/week.
CAT SPACEPOD Help your feline explore his true destiny: in space! e all new cat-sized pods allow 2-3 day interstellar jaunts for the intrepid furballs. One size ts most Chonkers. Cat not included. OLDEN TYPEWRITER Tell them, I can wait to hear from you - with a brand old typewriter. Not good enough? Keep the ribbons until they ask about em' then pre- tend you thought they were Fruit by the Foot.
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