Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown NOV-DEC 2022
Vol 5. Edition 2
$4.20 Cents
TOWN RUNS OUT OF TINSEL; PRICE SOARS CHRISTEMBER TREES LOOK "BARE" WITH SOLELY A T-SHIRT
********* Citizens ask whether they'll need to start making homemade tinsel with all the leover popcorn still lying around - full story pg B17 THE SPARKLY MATERIAL REACHES $42 PER FOOT, HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 1940
Grow's Ground Broken Construction, Page 8 A ten-mile growhouse is moving for- ward; drones footage shows the colossal construction to be underway and smoky. See Construction. ......................Page 8
Recession On Way Rich Asshat, Page 10 A particularly diplomatic yet egre- giously unaware wealthy twat tells a tent city that a recession is coming. See Rich Asshat...... ................Page 10 Goat or G.O.A.T? Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Holidaze Crunch Cousin D Recipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17 Eco-Activists Bi It News in Brief, Page 9 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
City Closes BTPB Toasters, Page 11
A super-high court has ruled that the Bathtub Toaster Protection Bureau must close, shocking bathers. See Toasters............ .................Page 11 THE *HOT* SH*T Gift Guide, Page 12 We've assembled your best picks all in one spread! What to buy the loved one who has it all? How about, a Breadhat? See Gi Guide.......... ................Page 12 Man Won't Step Down Train Platform, Page 14
Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 20
Phoenix - Tucson - Flagsta CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 25 GlassShops ........... 30 Vape Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Hemp/CBD........... 38
MERRY CHRISTEMBER! THE EDITORS WISH YOU A
Debbie's Phoenix Metro Page 47 D2/Downtown Tucson Page 45
Mojo Smoke Palace Phoenix Metro Page 55
Find Medical & Recreational Dispensary Listings pg 25 SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 43 **** MEDICAL SPECIALS LIST pg 18
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