Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown NOV-DEC 2022
Vol 9. Edition 2
$4.20 Cents
TOWN RUNS OUT OF TINSEL; PRICE SOARS CHRISTEMBER TREES LOOK "BARE" WITH SOLELY A T-SHIRT
********* Citizens ask whether they'll need to start making homemade tinsel with all the le over popcorn still lying around - full story pg B17 THE SPARKLY MATERIAL REACHES $42 PER FOOT, HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 1940
Grow's Ground Broken Construction, Page 6 A ten-mile growhouse is moving for- ward; drones footage shows the colossal construction to be underway and smoky. See Construction. ......................Page 6
Recession On Way Rich Asshat, Page 8
A particularly diplomatic yet egre- giously unaware wealthy twat tells a tent city that a recession is coming. See Rich Asshat........ ................Page 8 Goat or G.O.A.T? Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Holidaze Crunch Cousin D Recipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15 Eco-Activists Bi It News in Brief, Page 7 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
City Closes BTPB Toasters, Page 9
A super-high court has ruled that the Bathtub Toaster Protection Bureau must close, shocking bathers. See Toasters............ ...................Page 9 THE *HOT* SH*T Gift Guide, Page 10 We've assembled your best picks all in one spread! What to buy the loved one who has it all? How about, a Breadhat? See Gi Guide.......... ................Page 10 Man Won't Step Down Train Platform, Page 12
Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 17
SOUTHERN COLORADO CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 21 Hemp/CBD.. . . . . . . . . . 28 GlassShops ........... 29 VapeShops ........... 31 Kratom/Herbal . . . . . . . . . 32 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 32 CBD Massage . . . . . . . . . . 32
MERRY CHRISTEMBER! THE EDITORS WISH YOU A
Kanopya Springs Colorado Springs Page 45 Emerald City Colorado Springs Page 41
NuVue Pharma CO Springs, Pueblo, Trinidad Page 49
21+ Tourist? Recreational Shops Listings on Page 21! FIRST-TIME SPECIALS LIST pg 16 **** SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 33
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