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greatest foes. We’re not sure the cats are on board with this rule. If you’re caught flirting in New York, you could pay a $25 fine. In the early 1900s, flirting was such an issue that cities held an annual Anti-Flirt Week. This law aimed to help women feel safer on the streets by diminishing catcalling from passing motorists. Reportedly, a second offense would require the offender to wear horse blinders in public! While these laws may seem silly, no one enforces them anymore — even though they’re still on the books. Instead of holding any weight, they offer a glimpse into the concerns of our forefathers. The next time you encounter a strange law in your town, take a moment to ponder the history; you never know what you might learn about the place you call home. AMERICA’S MOST BIZARRE LEGAL RELICS
Thanks to our country’s perpetually in flux judicial system, countless laws are still on the books that echo times long gone. They’re outdated and absurd, often leaving citizens wondering, “What necessitated that rule?” Let’s look at some bizarre laws from across the U.S. (even if no one enforces them)! If you’re in Wyoming, avoid tattooing any horses.
quick errand? Wait, what? Don’t tie that long-necked beauty to the wrong anchor point in Atlanta. It’s believed this rule was enacted to prevent animal abuse, but it is unclear why lawmakers got so specific. Get married in Texas by publicly announcing yourselves as husband and wife three times. Make it legal with three public announcements, even if only one spouse is present for the proclamation. The requirement states that both parties must be willing participants, over 18, and unrelated. All cats in New Jersey must wear three bells to alert birds of their whereabouts. Outdoor cats are notoriously dangerous to the local wildlife populations, and Cresskill, New Jersey, decided they needed a law to protect feathery friends from their
This law was made to stop people from making horses unrecognizable to their owners. Apparently, that was a big enough
issue back in the day that it needed to be codified. Don’t tie your giraffe to a telephone pole or streetlamp in Georgia. Isn’t it embarrassing when there’s nowhere to tie up the family giraffe on a
RIDE THE WAVE WITH MOE ‘SUMMER OF MOE’ TANKS ARE HERE!
As the summer sun blazes on, it’s time to suit up in Just Call Moe style! The coolest way to enjoy the season with comfort and fashion flair is in our newest, exclusive Summer of Moe tank top. Designed with the spirit of fun and adventure we love about this time of year and featuring our very own Moe DeWitt, these tanks are perfect for beach outings, barbecues, and casual Fridays at the office. These fashion must- haves are going fast, so check out how to score our hottest merch of the year! We typically design a new tank top for the summer every year, and this year’s artwork is one of our favorites! Who doesn’t need a shirt featuring Moe atop an alligator riding a wave? The tank top is excellent and made of super comfy, high-quality fabric, which is the perfect way to stay cool in the Florida sun! Like all of our merch at the Just Call Moe store, these tanks are great to add to your collection of Moe memorabilia so you can sport your favorite attorney at home or on the go.
This year’s Summer of Moe tank has been one of our most popular, with many people scooping up pre-orders. But if you missed the window, don’t worry. We still have a few of these awesome tops available. If you want to snag a summer tank, visit our shop at shop.justcallmoe.com . They only cost $10 and will make you the life of the beach party!
While at our online shop, pick out a free magnet while supplies last, or treat yourself to a Cinco de Moe tote bag or Moe Mango hot sauce. We love seeing you rocking your Just Call Moe swag, so tag us on social media with your favorite Moe merchandise. Don’t let the summer slip away without grabbing your Summer of Moe tank top! Whether you’re hitting the waves, firing up the grill, or just lounging around in the Florida sun, these tanks are the perfect addition to your summer wardrobe.
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