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1.Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
5. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
2. How do cows stay up to date?
They read the Moo-spaper.
3. Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.
6. Why didn’t the golfer finish his homework? He couldn’t stop puttzing around!
4. What is a golfer’s worst nightmare? The Bogeyman.
7. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
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