Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAR-APR 2023
Vol 10. Edition 2
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********* Adjunct professor and proprietor of the iconic Purp's Purp, Bertrand "Purp" DePurp's home was raided for classi ed docs - full story pg B17 "We're not even sure what he was doing with them, sounds like, neither does he."
LOTR reboot on rocks News in Brief, Page 9 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 16 Balloon Vendor in Need News in Brief, Page 9 A local vendor is gathering support aer having his balloons viciously shot down. See News in Brief. ....................Page 9 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN TheyUsedMyStarryIdea Hugh Jollydab, Page 8 Hey duders, did you hear they switched Sierra Mist to Starry? Yea I'm the reason for that shit! See Jollydab........... .....................Page 8 GCBS Crowns Star Baker Final Episode, Pg 12 e Great Cannatown Baking Show crowns its Star Baker in the nal episode in one of the show's greatest seasons. See Final Episode...... ...............Page 12
Inside the Chat Bot ChatGPT Bugs, Page 10 Experts say they've determined a stoned persona lurks amid the code of today's chatbots . See ChatGPT Bugs ...................Page 10 e Elusive Gorillaz Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Marshmallow Cones Cousin D Recipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 e Meaning of Life Secret Revealed, Page 420 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
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