Cannapages Mar/Apr 2023 Edition - Southern Colorado

Dispatches from the Highlands

News from CannaTown MAR-APR 2023

Vol 9. Edition 4

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********* Adjunct professor and proprietor of the iconic Purp's Purp, Bertrand "Purp" DePurp's home was raided for classied docs - full story pg B17 "We're not even sure what he was doing with them, sounds like, neither does he."

LOTR reboot on rocks News in Brief, Page 7 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 14 BalloonVendorNeedsHelp News in Brief, Page 7 A local vendor is gathering support aer having his balloons viciously shot down. See News in Brief. ....................Page 7 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues aairs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the conuence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN TheyUsedMyStarryIdea Hugh Jollydab, Page 6 Hey duders, did you hear they switched Sierra Mist to Starry? Yea I'm the reason for that shit! See Jollydab........... .....................Page 6 GCBS Crowns Star Baker Final Episode, Pg 10 e Great Cannatown Baking Show crowns its Star Baker in the nal episode in one of the show's greatest seasons. See Final Episode...... ...............Page 10

Inside the Chat Bot ChatGPT Bugs, Page 8 Experts say they've determined a stoned persona lurks amid the code of today's chatbots . See ChatGPT Bugs ....................Page 8 e Elusive Gorillaz Album Notes, Page 12 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 12 Marshmallow Cones Cousin D Recipe, Page 13 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 13 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7 e Meaning of Life Secret Revealed, Page 420 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:

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