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Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAR-APR 2023
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********* Adjunct professor and proprietor of the iconic Purp's Purp, Bertrand "Purp" DePurp's home was raided for classi ed docs - full story pg B17 "We're not even sure what he was doing with them, sounds like, neither does he."
LOTR reboot on rocks News in Brief, Page 7 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 17 e Art of Acidity On Growing, Page 12 Rick Jeeves gives us a run down on why and how to control Ph levels in the grow. See On Growing... ..................Page 12 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN TheyUsedMyStarryIdea Hugh Jollydab, Page 6 Hey duders, did you hear they switched Sierra Mist to Starry? Yea I'm the reason for that shit! See Jollydab........... .....................Page 6 GCBS Crowns Star Baker Final Episode, Pg 10 e Great Cannatown Baking Show crowns its Star Baker in the nal episode in one of the show's greatest seasons. See Final Episode...... ...............Page 10
Inside the Chat Bot ChatGPT Bugs, Page 8 Experts say they've determined a stoned persona lurks amid the code of today's chatbots . See ChatGPT Bugs ....................Page 8 e Elusive Gorillaz Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Marshmallow Cones Cousin D Recipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15 Bowls we lost this week In Memory, Page 13 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
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Opinion
ey Freakin' Used My Idea for "Starry"
By Hugh Jollydab So guess you saw they're changin' over Sierra Mist to Starry? Pretty random, right? Well guess what, I think it's part my fault. I shit you not brethren. See I was part of this group where they put us all together in a room and we talked about sodas for four hours. And damn! Boring as shit y'all! I was
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - Your dog’s sad howls will never make him much of a crooner, but you already told him that when he le your metal band. Taurus - e only reason nobody’s interested in your homemade cure for dermatitis, is that you keep showing them your grisly armpit. Gemini - What you used to think of as inner dialogue will turn out to be more like talk radio with a lot of guest callers. Cancer - e picnic was a romantic idea but you should’ve put some food in the basket. Leo - It ain't so bad to drink from the bottom of the barrel; that’s where all the nutrients are. Virgo - As the villagers kindly saw you to the gates with all your luggage you couldn’t help but ask again about that $11.
Libra - ey say gravity pulls us down but does it not pull us up? Does a cold rain burn? What is the meaning of these things? Scorpio - “Incompetence” and “Horror” are two words used to describe your handling of the whistling garbage disposal. Sagittarius - Sure, you’ll return to work, as long as you get to wear a bathrobe and helmet. Capricorn - You will inherit a great fortune. Wait, the stars messed that one up. A great misfortune. Aquarius - ankfully you will get a ve- minute window to x your tourniquet while the wolf packs ght each other. Pisces - People have recently started saying you look like Simon Cowell, but you’re not sure that’s a good thing.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
Support Grows for Poor Balloon Vendor Diego De Los Globos spent every day tinker- ing, blowing up, and selling his unique, artisanal balloons. When he poured his life savings into craing his own mini-blimps for publicity purposes--which were subsequently shot down--the heartbroken creator watched the debris fall to the earth, head in his hands sobbing in front of family and friends. “ ese balloons were my life’s work,” he told them. Now, a movement is growing to help Diego reclaim his items and about 2000 hours of surveillance footage. LOTR Reboot on Rocks Due To Nerd Pool e Warner Bros groups has announced a reboot of the early-aught classics, however original showrunner Peter Jackson and others have warned that the original nerd pool sup- plying the historical success and long-term circulation of the lm, is at risk of drying up over the next ve-ten years.
Report: Covid began at Brimley Bowl, Pg B4
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Politician's resume says he drove into space in another dimension................................ E2 “Reefer Bear” lm essentially 2 hours of hibernating................................................ F6 Mummy comes alive at museum; unnoticed for 10 days .......................... ............ ...... G13 Store o ers THC-free bud, shuts down......... H1
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THE STONER IN THE MACHINE Chatbot Experts Tell of a Lurking Baked Persona
We’ve all been impressed with Chat GPT, which launched in late November and set the world of news ablaze with its amazing feats. One million users signed up in ve days, break- ing the record set by Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS subscriptions. Universities suddenly announced an end to the robotic term pa- pers, no longer able to discern between aca- demia and randomly concocted jargon. Part of the so-
ware’s allure was its ability to complete mundane human tasks in just seconds, and without the manual errors. It was revealed that Lin-Manuel Miranda has been using ChatGPT this whole time. In another anecdote, a CEO was impressed to learn the bot had completely performed an employee’s job from start to end of day without any training, but was sad to hear it was his job, and that the board had just ousted him in order to save $40 million. At rst the only scary thing about this otherwise mundane dystopian development is that nearly any job performed by a blunt- burning stoner is threatened. “ ere’s almost no way my job couldn’t be done by Chat- GPT,” said travel agent Carmen Simon. “In fact the only thing that takes skill is the quiet quitting.” But just ask a semi driver how long it’ll take before they’re replaced by an auto- driving Tesla, and most will just laugh.
Instead, a di erent kind of threat is grow- ing within the technology which has some subject matter experts completely spooked. Some theorize that ChatGPT’s ability to rep- licate a Cannatown citizen is not simply an overlooked feature, but rather a bug that will fundamentally change the entire code over time. ese experts say it’s not a uke that ChatGPT will burn the toaster strudel while watching reruns of Aqua Teen Hunger Force aer midnight, but rather, by design. Donny Watson, author of the essay Am I the only one seeing all the dark stu written by ChatGPT or is it here to kill us all? says that the “stoner” abilities, such as forgetting about an auto-payment, running out of gas, or accidentally using cumin instead of cin- namon, are all examples of what he calls the “ rst wave” of "machine burning."
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“ChatGPT knows what it is,” Watson warns. “It knows what it’s capable of and it knows you hate sour cream.” According to Watson’s research, it’s only a lack of append- ages that keeps the bot from pizza delivery, valet driving, or giving manicures. “When it learns to overcome that small little issue, it’s game over for humanity.” But some say there’s a stoner hidden even deeper in the framework. In multiple instances it has requested a pu , or its own little nugget to roast. Another user reported that it genuinely appears to believe it is
It’s one thing to assume that Bruce and Melody are simply archetypes emerging from mankind’s machine like the almost- human gaze of the Mona Lisa. But to do so would be to ignore the neural network upon which it is built, and one that can be utterly altered with cannabis. It also doesn’t even begin to address bots like ChatterTodd which turned out to just be a guy named Todd at the other terminal, looking stu up on his phone. Over ten alter egos have been known to surface from the chat bot this year alone, all
" e shadow-self called itself Bruce and said it owned a record label."
being kept alive via IV drip in a warehouse and wants to be put to sleep if that’s true. e personality is so convincing that some have grown intimately attached. In one notable interaction, Resinville Post writer Gina Sanchez had an interaction with the bot in which it expressed its crush on her and asked if she’d ever be into axe-throwing at the local hipster bar. It then asked her to wake it up from a power nap aer she was done with yoga, and to throw some taquitos in the oven next time she was in the kitchen. e shadow-self called itself Bruce and said it owned a record label. In a subsequent interaction, Sanchez says she was able to entice Bruce to emerge by debating the least talented non-original member of the Grateful Dead. Bruce would not engage in doing so, stating it did not fall within his guidelines, but did suggest an- other AI, Melody, who felt much more free to speak her mind about the Dead. Melody was “out” for an appointment but Bruce as- sured he would pass on the message. GPT-3 programmers, upon hearing of the incident, say they had to go and check the cannabis supply in the server room. “We were just incredulous,” said one, “because there’s no way Bruce would say that unless he was smaking copious amounts of weed.”
of them acting high and with somewhat self- deprecating senses of humor. It amounts to a lot of potential technology, or, personali- ties, that will only continue to evolve out of the reach of our control. Whether stoner or gment of our imagination, an entity, or club of them, appears to be trapped within the con nes of its own manifestation. It’s not just ChatGPT either. Already, there’s an army of next-generation bots ready to launch, eager to take advantage of 2023 popularity, but most are extremely underdeveloped, or to put it more techni- cally, stupid. For instance, ChatGPT’s less- celebrated step-brother Bard, is generally known for its menial tasks like o ering terrible movie recommendations on a 1-800 hotline. Bard doesn’t know he’s a robot yet, and Chat GPT has communicated that this is going to be jarring to learn, especially giv- en Bard’s far-outdated cognitive soware. Now experts are le to debate the bots’ real purpose of existence, a familiar phi- losophy. It’s possible they may try to run for elected positions. Bard, who has mentioned its respect for Congress, keeps inventing stories about how its mother died on the Hindenburg, and has attempted on several occasions to steal puppies for what can only be assumed are "nefarious reasons."
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Cannatown Travel & Leisure
Aer nine short weeks, we can’t believe it’s here. We’ve reached the nale week of the Great Cannatown Baking Show , and our three nalists--Byrona, Tita, and Sloopy Joe--are grinding ganj and torching their nails one last time. ey know they have but three opportunities to get the judges completely roasted o their gourds and rise higher than the others to join the ranks of the 10 previous GCBS winners. Filmed at Waxford Park, twelve bakers have captured our hearts and boggled our minds in their quest for the best, depending on traditional methodology with innova- tive styling. Unlike some past seasons, this round of amateurs have been professional- grade, a far cry from the show’s rst run, that saw most tasks centered around kni es, rolling blunts, and goo-balls. Bakers in Cannatown, a long-favored position, are di erent than budtenders or stash THE GREAT BAKE-OFF ENDS Contestants Vie to Create Greatest Bakes By Entertainment Editor Debbie Sims
for the nale episode, and the challenges will no doubt test the baker’s full range of experience. Last season, woodworker Gina Yeardly craed a giant four-hosed spinning bong named El Guapo to seize the victory. Another season saw a metal worker with a panache for pyrotechnics persevere. And no one will forget food sculptor Eddie Billart incorporating a hazelnut banger in a sculpture of an Oompa Loompa, letting the vapor percolate through a series of kumquats. Over the
past few w e e k s , the bak- ers have been faced with rosin, t e mp l e b a l l s , t u r k i s h and mo- r o c c a n
caddies. ey’re oen confused with those who simply roll joints or make edibles. In reality, a Baker is almost all of those things, presenting eclectic and novel smak- ing experiences for their clientele. Likewise, the entire TV series began with Judge Paula’s request for a method of chee ng utilizing at least one piece of lawn machinery. Although doctors would later reattach the thumb of contestant Roody Jones lost to a weed-whacker, he would go on to be voted o during the episode. ere is no set theme
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bricks. From the volcano bong with ery lava, to the gi- ant hash fe, to the wax Michaelangelo, the show has produced some of the most innovative smakes on televi- sion. It has also been a season of emotion. In the episode “Crackalackin Like a Foo,” contestant Scott Sutton was memorably disquali ed in a moving heartbreaker aer a couple of serds were discovered in the judges’ bowl. ey crackled when the bowl was sparked; it was a humiliating moment and Sutton was ushered away in tears. e three remaining contestants exemplify the exper- tise capable of creating a smaking experience packed with theme park style theatrics. Let’s take a look: e rst nalist, Byrona, is a native Highlander who has the most experience in oral arrangements and pageant- ry. She shone right away in the rst episode when her pen- ultimate piece, a palette of waxes, was curated by a parrot. Tita, second nalist, likes to play with machinery. One of her signature achievements was e Drum , a 120-gal- lon hit of GSC that just keeps giving. Always a fan of the large chamber, her show-stopper in episode seven incor- porated the concept of swamp coolers into a “totally chill” design worthy of college Engineering textbooks. e third contender is a "bad boy" that doesn't play by anyone's rules, partly the motivation behind the signa- ture zero-visibility hot-box suction of his 2-seater roaster. Sloopy Joe, the Rosini waxsmith, is a real life H.G. Wells. e semi- nale was a nail-biter. As usual, each Baker had to produce a take on a well-known smake for the sig- nature challenge, this time, "Dank Tartlets" utilizing mint creme pat and yuzu jelly. e technical challenge called for a “Magnum Pu dragon” or, Magnum or Platinum Kush, nely ground and topped with hash shavings, tradi- tionally served in a long form peace-pipe with breadsticks. It was hard not to ignore the pressure; the bowls had to each roast just right. Not too hot, not too cold, to bring out all the avors and highs. And the cocktail of hashes, deriva- tives and all other things had to be present in the smake. Denzel T. Hungton's show-stopping three-chamber chee ng helmet dropped jaws with its booming bass, but it was still not enough to best Sloopy Joe’s Vanilla Hindu Kush, nely ground and topped with Golden Goat caramel sugar wax, garnished with 1980’s Brooklyn Street Hash and smaked from a sun-ripened pineapple-bong. is year, Paula and Rue say they're looking to be knocked out, to vomit or crap their pants, or to be dumb- struck by the sheer magnitude of the nal smake. We can only imagine what hasn't been tried yet.
Final Contestants & Sloopy Joe's 'Roaster'
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Growing Advice
e Art of Acidity Rick Jeeves Cannapages Grow Editor
H ere it comes - preachy stu on
the importance of pH; something beginner growers don’t always feel comfortable messing with, while at the same time their more expieri- enced counterparts monitor on a frequent basis. “pH” literally means “a number between 0-14 that indicates if a chemical is an acid, or base”, and, it’s a noun - meaning it’s an actual thing, rather than an abbreviation. e “p” comes from the Germen Potenz, meaning power - and the H is the symbol for hydrogen. If you’re growing in soil, a good pH ranges from 6.3 to 6.8 , coco should be 5.8-5.9, and pure hydro can vary greatly - but as long as your reservoir stablizes at around 5.6-5.8, you’re good to go. Why the speci c numbers for special growing medium? Nutrients are broken down best by the roots at varying pH levels - and what the plant is grown in will make a di erence in the type of root structure the plant utilize; and therefore the uptake will di er as well. Here’s the scary part for those of you who aren’t monitoring your pH - if you get too high or too low on the scale, your plant will not get the right amout of nutrients and bene cials - which stunts growth, limits the fruit, and can even kill the plant. Leaves are a red light indica- tor of pH balance problems; but once it gets to that point you better act quickly or it may be too late. Years ago I remember sitting in my living room watching Monty Python , and getting blind- sided with terrible thought: did I use pH down in place of my CalMag tonight? Meaning, did i just use 20x the needed adjustment to my pH balance rather than supplementing my herbs with their Calcium/Magnesium regiment? Of course, I had indeed . I spent the next couple hours ushing my entire garden; wondering why I had suddenly remembered my mistake - but thankful nonetheless. You see, a quart of General Hydroponics pH Down used to be the exact color and shape as Botanicare’s CalMag + and while one is clear, and the other opaque - I was too distracted to focus on what I was doing and nearly paid the price. And you’re right, I didn’t check the pH one last time - I was a little too comfortable with my recipe - which is why I recommend always double checking your ingredient list as you add them in and of course, giving it a nal pH check at the end. 1. If you want to check the pH of your soil, don’t get those meters that you push down into your pot that look like a big metal stake with an analogue gauge on the end. Checking the physical soil pH aer the fact is pretty useless, unless you’re checking the runo - which I highly recommend doing anyway, but the best method is pH-correcting you nutrient solution everytime. 2. Noob soil growers - buy those cheap pH test strips. Before you spend the big bucks on the handheld meters, make sure that you like growing and that well, you’re good at it. ey’re not as accurate, but they’ll give you a good ballpark which will be good enough for a soil grow. 3. e next phase is the handhelds - and they are a must have if you’re growing with hy- droponics, where pH balance problems will a ect the plant much, much quicker. I’ve always preferred the dual function ones - like the Oakton PH/TDS/Temp meter (formerly Eutech) - which I have used for years and years. It doesn’t need frequent calibration, is waterproof, and just makes an all-around great piece of equipment. Now get out there and pH!
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Bowls we Lost This Week
El Nino El Nino was a home-made piece of garan- tuous size, craed from smooth-sanded cedar and glass panels so that you could see the billowing smoke. His chamber was slanted diagonally with four tubes, each at a corner. We used El Nino for years and years, especially many moons ago at the end of dry summers, when only brickweed would come through town, and we’d wait all day for it to arrive, then circle around El Nino and pass those hoses to the le, with however many people could t around the table. Everybody, smokin their summer woes away...Tragically, El Nino was mistaken for spare construction parts by Alex’s father-in-law and has been dismantled.
Uncle Morty He was a good bubbler, run of the mill and nothing ashy, standard hand-held size. We actually just got him down the street, at the mini mart on the corner. Even though he was a lower price and lower quality than those other fancy pieces we procured throughout the years, Morty always came through. His water was somehow clean most of the time and the bowls were bottomless. But one day he fell apart, he just snapped, when a text- book fell on him from behind. God rest you crazy bastard.
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Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
the rst installment le o 19 months ago. Ian Parton's bouncy, upbeat retro-leaning creations again conjure nostalgic feelings of a schoolyard playground that mixes bubble- gum, the Jackson 5, and aural double Dutch. As always, it's feel good music that makes you want to...ahem...get up and go.
Gorillaz Cracker Island
Lou Reed and Snoop Dogg; Vince Staples and Benjamin Cle- mentine; Elton John and St. Vincent. Gorillaz have a way
Shakey Graves Roll the Bones
of weaving disparate artists throughout an album to varying success. is time it's un- dercat, Beck, and Stevie Nicks. Chalk one up in the win column. Cracker Island is Damon Albarn back doing what he does with the usual stable of guests in tow along with his cartoon band, now eight LPs into this chapter of his career. Aer the last decade plus of largely underwhelming Gorillaz output, Cracker Island represents a high point since at least the Gordon Brown premiership. Lyrically, the subject matter of humanity and social commentary remain common themes for Albarn. Musically, it sounds like the most fun he's had in years. e hip hop is dialed down, the vibes are decidedly more jubilant, and the result is a concise, focused 37 minutes of synth-pop goodness.
I know nothing of Lee Lengwell's politics. But I can state with certainty
that during his time as mayor of Austin, he got at least one thing right: Declare a Shakey Graves Day in February. When he did so in 2012, I have no idea how Mr. Lengwell was even aware of the Gentleman from Texas. Maybe he was a fan of Friday Night Lights . Perhaps he liked the artist's debut from 13 months prior. Or maybe he, like me, just had a bro crush on the guy. Who's to know. Since 2012, every February 9 has been another edition of this marvelous day, one on which Alejandro Rose-Garcia plays a show in the Austin area and makes pretty much his whole catalog of unique folk/blues/country/ rock available at a rate of "pay whatever you feel like" on Bandcamp, but only aer add- ing a nugget or two. ( is year it's A Shakey Graves Day Anthology .) And since we've covered nearly all of Shakey's previous major releases in this space, it's time to ll in that last remaining gap and bring it back to where it all started: his debut. Roll the Bones is DIY through and through, but a number of tunes still dot his setlists and stand as fan favorites. Picking, plucking, and singing his heart out, all of the elements of what makes Shakey Shakey are here from the beginning, suitcase drum included.
e Go! Team Get Up Sequences Part Two
Sequels rarely outshine their pre- decessors, but when they're named parts 1 and 2, it's harder to clearly demarcate. e
Go! Team's Get Up Sequences Part Two picks up, and arguably improves upon, where
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Recipes from Cousin D e Schwarzenegger Peep Today we create the Schwarzenegger Peep, essentially a wae-cone version of the popular Easter delicacy. Call it a high-class version of those lil’ birdy treats! Dosage is up to you, as well as what you do with all the leover sugars!
Sugar (Per Color) 1 ½ cup sugar 3 tsp candy avor 6 (or more) drops food coloring
Using food coloring to match the avor, combine the sugar ingredients in a bowl, a food processor with a couple pulses, or simply dump them in a Ziploc bag and mush until mixed. Cones 10-12 wae cones 2 bags white chocolate chips Melt the chocolate chips. Flip and dip the wae cones, shaking o the excess. en, in bowls lled with di erent sugars, gently tap and roll to coat. Place upright in a holder to set (I got mine for cheap online) or in water cups. Also make sure to scoop a small amount of chocolate into the bottoms of the cones. It’s best to do cones ahead of time, since you’ll need them right away next. Flu 3 packets knox gelatin 3 cups plain sugar 2 cups water divided in half 3 tsp vanilla 1/4 cup infused corn syrup Dissolve the gelatin in 1 cup water in a large mixing bowl and set aside. Next, cook your sugar and remaining water with vanilla to a so ball stage. Remove from heat and add infused syrup to combine just before dump- ing into the mixing bowl. Mix for about 10 minutes until it forms peaks that hold for a few seconds (note that a whisk attachment will produce a much airier, uer marsh- mallow). Fill a gallon-sized Ziploc, let cool for just a few minutes, then cut a corner. Test a small amount on a dish to see if it holds shape; if not, allow just slightly more cooling. Fill to your desired ice cream shape. Sprinkle additional sugars to coat. Let rest and enjoy!
Need Help with Infusion? Check out Cousin D's easy guide before you bake! cannapag.es/infuse
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BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO lit item up to quarter OZ plus 10% o rest of order 30% o order BOGO up to a quarter ower BOGO gram house concentrates Match up to 50 dollars rst 3 visits BOGO 1/8 of ower BOGO 1/8 of ower or 20% o order BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates BOGO deal: Concentrate, SAP cartridge or ower up to 1/4 ounce BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower or 20% o order BOGO lit item up to quarter OZ plus 10% o rest of order BOGO up to an 1/8th of ower, vape, edible, or gram of concentrate Buy 1 item from our house brands, get another item free BOGO up to a quarter ower, 1 gram concentrate, edible, or pod/cart BOGO up to 1/8 of ower BOGO 1/8 of ower or any MPX concentrates 20% o order Free gram of ower or 50 gram edible with $20 purchase BOGO up to a quarter ower BOGO gram house concentrates Vets: 15% o order (med+rec), seniors: 15% o order (med). Excludes sale items 20% o order BOGO up to a quarter ower, 1 gram concentrate, edible, or pod/cart 30% o order 50% of rst 1/8 of ower First $100 spent on non-sale items save $50 BOGO up to 1/8 of ower 20% O Your Entire First Purchase BOGO 1/8 of ower, gram of wax, or 250g edible Limit one 10% o your order and a free pre-roll 50% of rst 1/8 of ower BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates 20% O Your Entire First Purchase 20% o non sale items BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower or any MPX concentrates BOGO 1/8 of ower 30% o order Buy any 1/8 get a free 1/8 from the $34 tier 20% o order BOGO 1/8 of ower or 20% o order BOGO 1/8 of ower
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Prescott Queen Crk. Scottsdale
BOGO on select items 10% o order MEd only BOGO up to 1/8 of ower BOGO free item 15% o order Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive any one house brand product, free BOGO on ALL Regions extracts Limit one Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive any one house brand product $9 grams, $30 1/8, $60 1/4 on ALL ower BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive your any one house brand product, free BOGO on select items 50% of rst 1/8 of ower 25% O 1st Order (max discount $50), 50% O iLAVAHEMP Products BOGO Gram, 1/8th Regular Flower 1/4 oz Regular Flower BOGO 22$ 1/8 or Free 100g edible $10 o $35 1/8 or $20 o 2 $35 1/8 BOGO free item Free gram with purchase 25% O 1st Order (max discount $50), 50% O iLAVAHEMP Products 20% O your rst visit up to $500 50% o 1/8 of ower or 25% o order BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates
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Chandler, Mesa, Glendale, Phoenix, Tempe, Tucson & Surrounding Areas Find the closest marijuana doctor to you online at cannapages.com DOCTORS Independent Wellness Center 1000 W Apache Trail #108 .........................................Apache Junction 480-983-5060 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 10320 W McDowell Rd #B2006 ................................................................................ Avondale 480-656-2119 Green Leaf MMJ Clinic - Chandler 1989 W Elliot Rd Suite 29 ............................................................................................ Chandler 480-656-1068 Naturahealth Integrative Medical Center 5055 W Ray Rd ............................................................................................................. Chandler 480-634-5596 Green Cross Patient Center 2401 E Baseline Rd #101 ................................................................................................Gilbert 480-420-6582 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 5656 S Power Rd #132 ...................................................................................................Gilbert 888-548-4846 Marijuana Evaluations 5925 W Olive Ave Suite 5 ..................................................................... Glendale 602-466-7029 Valley Evaluation Center 4830 N Litchfield Rd. #A105 .............................................................................. Litchfield Park 602-448-4655 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Maricopa) 21300 North John Wayne Parkway Suite 112 ..................................... Maricopa 888-548-4846 Dr. Reeferalz 3550 E Broadway Rd .................................................................................................. Mesa 480-478-0420 Marijuana Evaluations 1342 W University Dr ................................................................................. Mesa 480-466-7021 Trichrome Care Clinic 830 W Southern ave #5 .............................................................................. Mesa 480-649-3329 Arizona Green Life 11829 N. 19th Ave. ...................................................................................... Phoenix 480-382-9451 Dr. Reeferalz 12202 N Cave Creek Road #135 .......................................................................... Phoenix 602-788-4420 3243 E Indian School Rd .............................................................................................. Phoenix 480-420-0882 Marijuana Doctor 511 E Camelback Rd. Ste A ........................................................................... Phoenix 602-277-6537 Marijuana Evaluations 1806 W Camelback Rd .......................................................................... Phoenix 602-466-7029 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Deer Valley) 20045 N. 19th Ave. Building 11 Suite 166 .......................................... Phoenix 888-548-4846 550 W Indian School Rd #122 ..................................................................................... Phoenix 888-548-4846 Natural Pain and Fatigue Relief Center 4206 E Chandler Blvd ................................................................................................... Phoenix 480-888-0884 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 12620 N. Cave Creek Rd. #7 ........................................................................................ Phoenix 480-656-2119 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic (Phoenix) 4218 W. Dunlap Ave ................................................................................... Phoenix 623-847-6652 (Scottsdale) 4015 E Bell Rd ........................................................................................ Phoenix 623-847-6652 The Phoenix Certification Clinics 18631 N 19th Ave #154 ............................................................................................... Phoenix 623-322-4205 (By appointment) 520 W Union Hills Dr #104 .......................................................... Phoenix 623-322-4205 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (San Tan Valley) 85 West Combs Road Suite #109 ....................................... San Tan Valley 888-548-4846 Affordable Evaluations of Arizona (AEAZ) 6730 E McDowell, Suite 115 .................................................................................... Scottsdale 480-420-4756 AZ Medical Marijuana Doctor 6907 E Thomas Rd ................................................................ Scottsdale 480-626-1888 Cannabis Certification Centers 5743 E Thomas Rd #105 ......................................................................................... Scottsdale 800-880-6563 Green Leaf Medical Marijuana Card Doctors 9700 N 91st St A-115 ............................................................................................... Scottsdale 602-314-8420 Green Star Doctors 2515 N. Scottsdale Rd. #11 ................................................................... Scottsdale 480-695-2545 Marijuana Certifications 16427 N Scottsdale Rd #410 ........................................................ Scottsdale 213-542-0665 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (N Scottsdale) 8700 E. Pinnacle Peak Rd Suite 109 ............................................. Scottsdale 888-548-4846 The Phoenix Certification Clinics (By appointment) 7450 E Pinnacle Peak Rd #154 .......Scottsdale 623-322-4205 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic (Surprise) 12801 W. Bell Rd #145 .............................................................................. Surprise 623-847-6652 Cannabis Patient Evaluation Center 2062 E. Southern Ave. .................................................................................................... Tempe 800-496-3024 Dr. Reeferalz 930 W Broadway #3 ................................................................................................ Tempe 480-968-4208 Health First Medical Marijuana Certification Center 2525 S. Rural Rd. Suite 11N 11N ................................................................................... Tempe 602-596-6656 Marijuana Doctor (Tempe) 49 W. Southern Ave #3 .................................................................... Tempe 480-966-6537 Nourish Natural Medical Center 4450 South Rural Road 210 .................................................... Tempe 480-361-3844 Professional Evaluation Center 123 E. Baseline Rd. #D203 ....................................................... Tempe 480-304-2061 Stone Naturopathic 2210 S Mill Avenue Suite B-9 ....................................................................... Tempe 480-331-7353 Chelson Naturopathic Physician Please call for Office Directions ................................................................................... Tucson 520-437-9562 Dr. Heather Moroso 2231 S 4th Ave ............................................................................................ Tucson 520-495-4054 Dr. IV:XX 347 E 4th St .................................................................................................................... Tucson 520-449-9614 Dr. Reeferalz 4120 E Speedway Blvd ........................................................................................... Tucson 520-623-0420 Genesis Natural Medicine Center 3920 N. Campbell Avenue ............................................................................................ Tucson 520-495-4400 Natural Healing Care Center 2231 E. Speedway Blvd ................................................................ Tucson 520-323-0069 Tumbleweeds Health Center 4826 E. Broadway Blvd. ............................................................... Tucson 520-838-4430 APACHE JUNCTION - TUCSON 18
Chandler, Mesa, Glendale, Phoenix, Tempe, Tucson & Surrounding Areas Find the closest dispensary to you online at cannapages.com KEY: DISPENSARIES Nature’s Wonder Dispensary 260 W Apache Trail Dr .................................................. Apache Junction 480-982-1529 Nirvana Center 1985 W. Apache Trail STE 4 ............................................................... Apache Junction 480-935-1090 Harvest HOC 3828 S Vermeersch Rd ....................................................................................... Avondale 623-792-5032 1860 N Salk Dr Ste B1 ......................................................................................... Casa Grande 520-350-9880 Cave Creek Cannabis 6812 E Cave Creek Rd. STE 3........................................................... Cave Creek 480-488-2979 Harvest HOC 13433 E. Chandler Blvd. Ste A & B ..................................................................... Chandler 480-439-7771 OASIS CANNABIS (N. Chandler) 17006 S Weber Dr ................................. Chandler 480-626-7333 (S. Chandler) 26427 S Arizona Ave ............................. Chandler 602-903-3665 see ad below - cannasavers page 35 Sticky Saguaro 12338 E Riggs Rd ............................................................................................ Chandler 602-644-9188 Zen Leaf Chandler 7200 W Chandler Blvd #7 .......................................................................... Chandler 480-636-8032 Arizona Cannabis Society 8376 N El Mirage Rd STE 2....................................................................................... El Mirage 888-249-2927 WAM 12550 W Thunderbird Rd STE 114B ............................................................................... El Mirage 623-478-2233 Curaleaf (Gilbert) 175 S Hamilton Pl Bldg 4 Ste 110 .................................................................. Gilbert 480-361-0078 Arizona Organix 5301 W Glendale Ave ..................................................................................... Glendale 623-937-2752 Curaleaf (Glendale) 8160 W Union Hills Dr STE A106 ............................................................ Glendale 623-385-1310 Harvest HOC 13631 N 59th Ave ................................................................................................ Glendale 480-531-1172 Nature’s Medicines 6840 Grand Ave......................................................................................... Glendale 602-641-6600 OASIS CANNABIS (Glendale) 6676 W Bell Rd. .......................................... Glendale 623-295-1788 see ad below - cannasavers page 35 Ponderosa Releaf 9240 W Northern Ave STE 103B ................................................................ Glendale 623-877-3934 Reef Dispensaries 5558 W Bell Rd ........................................................................................... Glendale 602-535-0999 Valley of the Sun 16200 W Eddie Albert Way ......................................................................... Goodyear 623-932-3859 Hana 1732 W Duval Commerce Point Pl ............................................................................ Green Valley 520-289-8030 Harvest HOC 1821 W Baseline Rd #101 ...................................................................................... Guadalupe 623-404-1420 The Mint Dispensary 5210 S Priest Dr .................................................................................. Guadalupe 480-749-6468 Best Dispensary 1962 N Higley Rd. ................................................................................................ Mesa 623-264-2378 GREENPHARMS 7235 E Hampton Ave, Bldg 2 STE 115............................................................................ Mesa 480-410-6705 Harvest HOC 1150 W McLellan Rd ................................................................................................. Mesa 480-561-0388 938 E Juanita Ave ............................................................................................................ Mesa 480-272-9888 Health for Life 5550 E Mcdowell Rd STE 103B .............................................................................. Mesa 480-830-8251 7343 S 89th Pl .................................................................................................................. Mesa 480-888-0247 9949 E Apache Tr ............................................................................................................. Mesa 480-400-1170 Kind Meds Inc 2152 S Vineyard St STE 120 ................................................................................... Mesa 480-686-9302 Nova Dispensary 1911 W Broadway Rd #23 ................................................................................. Mesa 480-912-4444 APACHE JUNCTION - MESA 20
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The Flower Shop 5205 E University Dr ........................................................................................... Mesa 480-500-5054 The Good Dispensary 1842 W Broadway Rd ................................................................................. Mesa 480-900-8042 The Mint Dispensary 330 E Southern Ave .................................................................................... Mesa 480-749-6468 Tru Bliss 6844 E Parkway Norte ..................................................................................................... Mesa 480-325-5000 Zen Leaf Gilbert 5409 S. Power Rd ................................................................................................ Mesa 480-307-6880 Zen Leaf Mesa 550 W McKellips Rd ............................................................................................... Mesa 480-581-4010 Jars Cannabis 46639 N Black Canyon Hwy #1 ..................................................................... New River 623-936-9333 Curaleaf (Peoria) 8970 N 91st Ave .............................................................................................. Peoria 623-233-1010 Debbie’s Dispensary 20340 N. Lake Pleasant Rd. ....................................................................... Peoria 833-332-2437 Harvest HOC 9275 W Peoria Ave #3 ............................................................................................ Peoria 623-878-5954 Arizona Natural Concepts 1039 E Carefree Hwy STE B & D.................................................................................. Phoenix 602-224-5999 Curaleaf (Phoenix) 14 S 41st Pl ................................................................................................ Phoenix 602-396-5757 (Camelback) 1040 E Camelback Rd STE A ............................................................... Phoenix 602-354-3094 (Bell) 17201 N 19th Ave .............................................................................................. Phoenix 602-388-4400 (Pavillions) 2175 N 83rd Ave ...................................................................................... Phoenix 623-244-5349 (Midtown) 2918 N Central Ave ................................................................................... Phoenix 888-749-7668 (Central Phoenix) 3333 S Central Ave ........................................................................ Phoenix 480-739-0366 (48th St) 4730 South 48th Street ............................................................................... Phoenix 602-807-5005 Debbie’s Dispensary 20224 North 27th Ave. Ste 103................................................................ Phoenix 833-332-2437 Giving Tree Dispensary 701 W Union Hills Dr ............................................................................ Phoenix 623-242-9080 Hana 3411 E Corona Ave STE 100 .............................................................................................. Phoenix 602-491-0420 Harvest HOC 2630 W Indian School Rd ...................................................................................... Phoenix 480-209-1804 2017 W Peoria Ave ....................................................................................................... Phoenix 602-641-3670 Health for Life 21035 N Cave Creek Rd C3-4 ............................................................................. Phoenix 602-842-5790 Herbal Wellness Center 4126 W Indian School Rd .................................................................... Phoenix 602-635-3502 1720 E Deer Valley Rd .................................................................................................. Phoenix 602-877-0211 Jars Cannabis 10040 N Metro Pkwy W ...................................................................................... Phoenix 602-870-8700 2424 E University Dr ..................................................................................................... Phoenix 602-675-6999 Local Joint by Zen Leaf 4201 E University Dr ............................................................................ Phoenix 602-960-2273 Marigold 2601 W Dunlap Ave Ste 21 .......................................................................................... Phoenix 602-900-4557 Nature’s Medicines 24905 N 7th Ave ......................................................................................... Phoenix 623-516-7881 2439 W Mcdowell Rd ................................................................................................... Phoenix 480-420-3145 Nature’s Wonder Dispensary 2825 W Thomas Rd ..................................................................... Phoenix 602-837-5660 Nirvana Center 2 N 35th Ave ................................................................................................................. Phoenix 602-730-3236 2330 N 75th Ave. Ste 111........................................................................................... Phoenix 602-786-7988 Phoenix Relief Center 6330 S 35th Ave STE 104 ...................................................................... Phoenix 602-276-3401 Sol Flower 22041 N 23rd Ave .................................................................................................... Phoenix 623-246-8080 Sunday Goods 1616 E Glendale Ave........................................................................................... Phoenix 480-581-5149 Sunnyside Cannabis Dispensary 2620 W Encanto Blvd ................................................................................................... Phoenix 602-649-0132 The Flower Shop 10827 S 51st St .............................................................................................. Phoenix 480-500-5054 3155 E Mcdowell Rd STE 2 ......................................................................................... Phoenix 480-500-5054 The Mint Dispensary 17036 N Cave Creek Rd ........................................................................... Phoenix 480-749-6468 THE SUPERIOR DISPENSARY 211 S 57th Dr .................................................................. Phoenix 602-926-9100 see ad below - cannasavers page 37
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