I'm 98.6% sure if we had Chick-Fil-A counting the votes, we would've been done election night at 9:26 EST. This election has turned into that bitch who celebrates her birthday for a whole week instead of just the day she was born. The ticker counter at Chuck E. Cheese would have counted the ballots already.
Trump: "Google. Can we deport Michigan?" YOU CAN'T STOP THE COUNT
If you go out to eat and the restaurant looks like this, there's no reason to worry about Biden's tax plan.
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