Favorite Dad Joke...
CASSY MEISENHEIMER Why do dads always bring extra socks to
TERRI SANDEFUR Dad opened his electric bill and water bill at the same time. He was shocked.
ALANA MOREL Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
KARA HUMPHREY What does a mermaid use to wash her fins? Tide.
the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.
MATT CORNELIUS Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth... Then it’s a soap opera.
LEAH ORR Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up.
BRITTANY ROBLES I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
STACIE DENNARD Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
MALI GLASS What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
BAILEY GRAVITT What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
KATIE YAZEL What did the duck say when he bought chapstick? “Put it on my bill.”
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