Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAY-JUNE 2024
Vol 10. Edition 5
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HUSH MONKEY TRIAL GRIPS THE NATION DETAILS OF PRIMATE'S CONTROVERSIAL AND SORDID LIFE EMERGE
********* Reporters also say the constant smell of pooped diapers is a viola- tion of the gag order and making attendees sick - full story pg B17 " is lil' sleepy guy sure has gotten himself into a heap of trouble, mm-hmm."
Check out the Dilla Dining & Lifestyle, Page 16 Town awakes to nd a giant statue in the form of a boar and made complete- ly out of synthetic cheese. See Giant Boar............... ..........Page 12 Giant Statue Appears Giant Boar, Page 12 Costco Contest Golden Chocolate Tix, Page 8 Not even the Candyman could've predicted they'd be putting chocolate tickets wrapped around gold bars! See Chocolate Tix... ...................Page 8
Where to show my gyat Tik Tok Ban, Page 10 Basil Wilburforce considers all of the alternate channels to strut his illustri- ous back now that Tik Tok might go . See Tik Tok Ban...... .................Page 10 Vampires' Pinkerton Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Scientists nd "Bertha" See Space, Page 11 Outside the observable universe, a con- joined knitting Grandma rocks. See Space................ ................Page 11 Dessert for breakfast News in Brief, Page 9 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 deals.cannapages.com Today’s Coupons feature:
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SOUTHERN COLORADO CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 20 Hemp/CBD.. . . . . . . . . . 25 GlassShops ........... 25 VapeShops ........... 28
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