MOM & SON ESQ. P.I. - "PILOT"
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TODD You don’t have to say email it to my phone, if you get email on your phone it just goes to your phone! FEMALE AMEX OPERATOR Good evening, American Express, how can I help you? Joan, startled, falls silent (and hangs up her call). TODD
Yes good evening hello, this is Harry McDonald and I need information about my recent purchases. Where my card has been used today . Trying to keep track of where I’ve been lately ha ha ha ha.
FEMALE AMEX OPERATOR Of course, Mr. McDonald, just give me a moment...
JOAN (soft) Todd this is illegal! This is identity theft!
TODD You want me to play by the rules or you want me to find your husband? FEMALE AMEX OPERATOR I see you’ve entered your 16 digit account number, but it appears you’re calling from a blocked number... TODD I am? (winks at Joan) That’s unusual. FEMALE AMEX OPERATOR So I’ll need to verify some information before we continue. Can you give me your birthdate and mother’s maiden name? TODD (reads) Yes, 8/21/59. And Bottlethwaite . (makes face: srsly?) FEMALE AMEX OPERATOR Thank you. (pause) And can I get you to verify your home address? TODD Of course. Oh. But I just moved, so... FEMALE AMEX OPERATOR Yes, I see a recent address change here. Can you give me the new address?
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