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NICK (CONT'D)
He’s been suspended for his third DUI. Just got out of jail. Crazy as a loon. Watch this.
ON THE IPAD: Reggie Sadler, gigantic and quick, runs from the cops in his underwear, laughing. He hides behind a tree with a skinny trunk. The cops look more weary than amped. COP #1 Reggie, let’s just stop. REGGIE You can’t see me. COP #1 Yeah, we can. Just get in the car. Reggie starts climbing the tree. It’s out of control and funny and also unhinged. Wayne watching this, looks appalled. WAYNE No way. NICK
I know! That’s what I said. There’s no way he’s gonna do it! But he’s lost all of his endorsements and Twitter is mad because he called Michelle Obama’s ass fat. Nobody wants to touch him. We have a meeting tomorrow. Guy’s a lunatic.
INT. DETROIT HOSPITAL - CAT SCAN ROOM - DAY REGINALD THOMAS SADLER, 30, gorgeous and sober as a judge, looks nervous as he slides into an MRI machine. INT. DETROIT HOSPITAL - DOCTOR’S OFFICE - LATER DR. KAPOOR, 40s, sits across from Reggie and his manager JADE, 40, hot, well-dressed, smart. DR. KAPOOR
The MRI is showing lots of micro infarctions. We think that’s the result of repetitive head injury. It could explain your memory loss, mood swings and volatile behavior. REGGIE Is it gonna get better?
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