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HUCKLEBERRY
You have no idea. SCOUT
IgotitIgotitIgotgotit. O-kay. So yeah. This guys hitting it like seven times a day... Razzers, Mofos... Pornhub, obviously. JULIA What’s Pornhub? SCOUT Youtube for porn. Pretty vanilla. Your standard three-hole entry. He’s doing webcam stuff too. JULIA (upset) Webcam stuff. That’s... that’s with a live girl? SCOUT Yeah. Hey, don’t be so sad. It’s not cheating. It’s just release. KINGSTON Yeah it is! HUCKLEBERRY I don’t know. This guy’s looking at A LOT of porn. I mean this is a real time commitment. KINGSTON Anything sexual done outside of the relationship is cheating, Scout. SCOUT That’s crazy. Everyone looks at porn! It’s okay! In fact, porn is the only reason monogamy works! KINGSTON (getting louder)
You’re entitled to your opinion but I believe that when we separate our hearts from our genitals, every solitary climax becomes more joyless and harder to achieve until we’re dead inside! This silences the entire store. People are looking at them. Julia’s had enough.
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