KATIMS UNTITLED JASON KATIMS
01/25/19
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JACK It demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of programming. AUSTIN Maybe my terminology isn’t-- JACK It’s okay. I don’t blame you. You have inferior intelligence.
Well that sucks the air out of the room. Austin is boiling under his skin. Rich tries to salvage the situation. The other I.T. Members perk up, this is getting interesting. RICH He doesn’t mean that. JACK Yes, I do. You know he’s an idiot. You say it every day. RICH (flustered, and no longer standing up for Jack) I never... I never said anything remotely-- AUSTIN (to Jack) Okay, I think you should go talk to Jennifer in H.R.? JACK
H.R.? Am I being fired? Will I get paid through the end of the pay period? AUSTIN I think you should discuss that with Jennifer-- JACK Because I’m saving for a Roomba. If I get paid through the end of the pay period I can get the Roomba 7063. Otherwise, I’d have to settle for the Roomba 5063 which is vastly inferior. AUSTIN (to Rich) You really need to get him out of here.
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