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OFFICER IRONS This is the house, sir? MARK I don’t- OFFICER IRONS
Sir, this is a portable lavatory. Frequently used for temporary waste management, but insufficient for habitation. MARK There was a house here.
The Officers glance at one another. OFFICER GREEN You know what I think this is? OFFICER IRONS What’s that? OFFICER GREEN Bunch of crap. Officer Green bursts into a fit of laughter. OFFICER IRONS Aw, that’s classic! OFFICER GREEN Thought of it a minute ago. It wasn’t improvised. OFFICER IRONS Still. So funny. Their radios bleep. COP VOICE Possible homicide on Fourth and Vice. All units- OFFICER GREEN Shit. We gotta go. MARK Wait, can’t you- OFFICER IRONS
Please return home, Mr. Scout. Contact us only if there’s an emergency.
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