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MILCHICK (CONT’D) Okay. Well, first and foremost, I’d like to congratulate you, on behalf of all our staff, at all levels of
seniority, and of all races and sexual genders, on passing your entrance exam. Really stellar work. Delaware. MARK Again, entrance to what? Milchick smiles, looks down and clears his throat. MILCHICK
Mark- Mr. Scout- Your last name’s Scout- Mr. Scout, we have selected you as the Secondary Conversion Analyst for our data culling team. You have graciously accepted- MARK I haven’t graciously accepted shit. MILCHICK That’s- a great opinion, and boldly expressed. But I do have the paperwork here.
He slides it across the table. Mark snatches it up. At the bottom is a series of signatures, his included. MARK I didn’t sign this. MILCHICK Let’s take a step back- COBEL He needs pants. MILCHICK AND MARK What? COBEL
By this point in the orientation, the applicant should have been offered pants. It’s the first step in preparing him for the video. MILCHICK Of course. Sorry, ma’am.
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