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Our resident moggy, who has requested they remain anonymous in fear of being stroked and fussed over in public, answers your pet’s dilemmas. To send in your woes, please drop Problem Cat an email on hello@mipetcover.co.uk . She might bother to answer. Or maybe not. You know what cats are like… Q Hey PC, recently my humans bought
ageeeeeees. Will I ever be this fragrantly incredible again? Lassie, Inverness
me this absolutely massive…and I mean MASSIVE… scratch post. It’s really big and soft and squishy and is about as long as one of my humans actually. I think sometimes they sit on it to watch me scratch. But when I do, they seem a bit disgruntled, so I’m now not sure what to do. Any ideas because it’s such a fun toy? Frank, Basingstoke A Frank, my friend, what kind humans you have. Maybe they are disgruntled because you are not scratching your new toy ENOUGH. I’d say keep going until there are only the shreds remaining so they can then buy you a new one. Everyone wins! Q Dear feline agony aunt, a few days ago, I went walkies in the woods. After being let off for a scamper around, I came across the most amazing smell, it made me go all giddy. Because it smelled sooooo goooood, I decided that I wanted some of that divine perfume, so I had a good old roll around in it. Then my humans, after being a bit surprised, followed by a look of horror, took me straight home and made me have a very bubbly bath that lasted for
A Hey Lassie, sounds like you doused yourself in Eau-De-Fox-Poo. Ewwww. That’s disgusting. Q Dear problem-solving puss, sometimes when I go in the house for a bit, the TV is on and I see these famous rabbits on some of the shows. Bugs, Roger, Thumper… Will I ever be a star one day and have the admiration and wealth these other bunnies have? Binky, Tenby A Oh Binky, we’d all love to be rich and
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famous. But, even if you did get into the limelight, what would you spend the money on? I mean, you can’t drive a fancy car because your feet won’t touch the pedals and good luck buying a penthouse apartment when you’re too dinky to jump up the stairs. I dunno, if it happens, please just send me the cash and I’ll look after it for you.
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