Trump Store: Officially Licensed Scam
You know him, you worship or hate him, and he has done some pretty questionable things (cough “January 6th"), but fun fact, he also sells overpriced merchandise to people in the backwaters of Wyoming, so obviously it's time to create a barely humorous article about it.
Blanket : $200
So, let's get into it. First on our list we have rather exquisite carpet full of vivid colours, like grey, and lighter grey.
sparkle to match your love for America!” Price: $36
Finally, for all those people with ludicrous amounts of money to burn, this one’s for YOU! For $100,000 you can have one of ten Trump Watches , complete with a genuine Trump signature. It comes with 229 Bitcoin Orange Sapphires and 200g of 18 carat gold.You can only pay for this with Bitcoin, and its target demographic is crypto whales.We have reached the pinnacle of selling out. There is President Trump, and Business Trump, but there basically is no distinction. This is the man who claims he shares a body type
Peppermint Chocolate Popcorn : $8
An artificially made flavoured popcorn in a fancy looking bag with a logo. Something that absolutely nobody asked for. “ Star Spangled Dangles ! Dress up your patriotic style with the latest sparkly jewellery from Trump. Red, white, and blue jewelled TRUMP logo dangles from the ears and creates a
with Mohhamad Ali, Lamar Jackson and Oleksandr Usyk. Just saying.
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