Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown SEPT-OCT 2025
Vol 12. Edition 5
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CANNATOWN HAS FALLEN LONGTIME ICONS RENDER IT UNSAVABLE
********* Led by local proprietor Bertrand "Purp" DePurp, a group of long time residents set out to burn it down in protest - full story pg B17 NEW ADMINISTRATION FORCES LOCALS TO MOBI- LIZE, DESTROY THE CITY
New Crossword Puzzle From Moira, Page 12 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 16 Lab Brain Jones'in Petri Dish, Page 14 A group of scientists grew a brain in a petri dish, which is on the search. See Petri Dish................ ...........Page 14 How dare you good sir Rice Krispies, Page 8 Rutherford laments the usage of a jar of marshmallow goo used in the breakroom Rice Krispies Treats. See Rice Krispies... .....................Page 8 Dude ation Coming Broconomy, Page 10 A sudden upturn in dude supply has triggered the start of dude ation, a possible threat to the broconomy. See Broconomy.............. ..........Page 10 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of CannaTown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches family is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, life- style columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is writ- ten and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN
Buzzards Cartoon Lame Comic, Page 15 e local Cannatown Hole is updat- ing its transport system to accomo- date a growing number of diggers. See Monorail ........ .................Page 13 Local Hole Gets Rail Monorail, Page 13 Employer Mandates Tests Drug Tests, Page 11 A major local employer will require posi- tive drug tests going forward. e drugs will not be o ered for free. See Drug Tests ..........................Page 11 Man Wins Contract Accidentally, Page 12 Pembody Chenkins would like to know how they chose Pembody Chenkins. See Accidentally.... .................Page 12 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 deals.cannapages.com Today’s Coupons feature:
DENVER & BOULDER CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 18 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 33 Hemp/CBD.. . . . . . . . . . 34 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . 34 Healing Centers . . . . . . . . 34 VapeShops ........... 35 GlassShops ........... 37
CO Harvest Co. Aurora/Denver Page 51 Cannabis World Denver Page 49
Meadows Dispensary Denver Page 91
21+ Tourist? Recreational Shops Listings on Page 18! FIND DOCTORS, GET MED CARD pg 18 **** SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 43
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