Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown JAN-FEB 2023
Vol 1. Edition 1
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ELON MUSK REVEALS IDENTITY: DR. CLAW WEALTHY ENTREPENEUR ADMITS FAILURE TO CAPTURE GADGET
********* Criminal organization M.A.D. sinks Musk's reputation as evil genius aer repeat-foiling by local girl and her canine - full story pg B17 HEAD OF M.A.D. CONSIDERS REPLACEMENT CEO FOL- LOWING SERIES OF GAFFES
A Bowlswabber's Tale From Res to Kind, Page 12 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 18 You have to eat this burger Note to Self, Page 11 Opinion: Ok now that you've ordered this monstrosity, self, you have to eat it. See Note to Self..... ..................Page 11 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues aairs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the conuence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Re: Rice Krispy Treats Travesty, Page 6 Good sir, how dare you make Rice Krispy Treats using a jar of marshmal- low goo instead of the real thing? See Travesty........ .....................Page 6 This Buffet is All Infused? Moira Bitterman, Pg 10 I just wish someone would’ve told me, “Hey, by the way, this food is all packed with a ton of cannabis!" See Moira Bitterman ...............Page 10
Campstein Recognized New Exhibit, Page 8 Genius Dankmatician Steve "e Campstein" Einstein is immortalized in exhibit form at the museum . See New Exhibit .........................Page 8 A Little ank You Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Creamy Berry Patties Cousin D Recipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17 Visit magical Ripped Travel & Leisure, Page 14 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
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