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TPS REPORTS AND TIMELESS LAUGHS
‘Office Space’ Gives Voice to Cubicle Warriors
The satirical 1999 film “Office Space” is one of my favorite movies of all time — not only because it made me laugh uncontrollably throughout each of the eight times I watched it, but because it helped me through a rough patch in my early 20s. I had just ended a relationship, and I was heartbroken. A buddy who was trying to help me out recommended the movie. I took his suggestion and watched “Office Space.” It was hilarious! I watched it again and again! One of the movie’s most enduring gags was the role of “TPS Reports” in corporate life. Manager Bill Lumbergh, one of protagonist Peter Gibbons’ eight bosses, nags Gibbons about his TPS Reports. Another boss, Dom Portwood, criticizes Gibbons for omitting a cover sheet for his TPS Reports. Writer and director Mike Judge said the abbreviation stood for “Test Program Set.” Over time, however, TPS Reports came to symbolize everything people hate about corporate culture, including all the pointless, annoying, demoralizing paperwork often required of employees. TPS Reports have since earned a mention in dozens of films, cartoons, and other media.
car in traffic, I pulled up close enough to see the guy’s license plate. It read “TPSRPRT” — a personalized plate in remembrance of the movie that had healed my broken heart so many years ago! I snapped the photo above and posted it, along with a little narrative, in a Facebook group for Burbank residents who want to “talk about the real issues.” Posts to this group usually lean toward such concerns as “My dogcatcher is not doing a good job.” My post was different. “Burbank,” I wrote, “we need to talk about the real issues. Forget potholes, parking wars, or that one neighbor who still doesn’t bring in their trash cans. We have a bigger question: Who in Burbank is still filing TPS Reports in 2025? “I spotted this legendary license plate on the streets,” I continued, “and as a personal injury attorney, I have to wonder … Did this person get rear-ended while stuck in rush hour traffic on Olive, contemplating the meaning of life under fluorescent lights? Or are they just paying tribute to ‘Office Space’ — a film that truly understands the struggle?
comments, I added: “And if this is your car, let’s just hope you never have to file actual reports after an accident. If you do, you know who to call!” The post drew more than 100 likes and at least 50 or 60 responses. As it turned out, the owner of the car, who actually happened to be in the Facebook group, wrote, “That’s my car!” He said he had tried without success to get a different license plate, but he acknowledged that everybody who saw it thought it was funny. In my mind, that license plate is legendary! I told him I wished I owned it! I used to think paying an extra $100 a year for a personalized license plate was idiotic. But now that I’m older, I’m thinking it’s cool — kind of like a tattoo. Do you have your own personal “Office Space” story to tell? Or have you ever experienced a “TPS Reports” moment when your boss drove you crazy with pointless demands? Post your story or comment on our Facebook page! We would love to hear from you! -Adrianos Facchetti
“Either way,” I wrote, “I respect this level of commitment.”
So, imagine my amazement when, driving home from work recently behind another
After encouraging group members to post their best “Office Space” stories in the
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Turn Their Dreams Into Reality
What It Takes to Adopt a Child
Health You need to be there for your new child, especially as they adjust to their new home and environment, but you can’t do that if you’re battling a serious illness. Stable medical and emotional health are requirements for prospective adoptive parents. Those with a history of chronic illness or currently facing a serious condition must get a letter from their primary physician that states they are physically stable enough to raise the child until they turn 16. If one or both parents have a current or past psychiatric illness, you also need a doctor’s statement assuring stability. All members of the household must prove they are physically and emotionally stable. Criminal History Having prior convictions does not immediately disqualify you but makes things much more difficult. All household members over age 18 must pass a child abuse clearance process. If you or another adult in the home has an arrest history, you must provide personal statements about the incident. Depending on the seriousness of the crime, you may be considered ineligible or require rehabilitation before moving forward. Finances Raising a child isn’t cheap. According to the Institute of Family Studies, the expected cost of raising a child is $202,248–$430,928. There is no specified income requirement to be eligible to adopt, but you must prove you have the necessary resources to provide for the child. You should also consider other adoption costs, such as travel and adoption service fees. Home Environment An adopted child will spend ample time within your home, so the environment must be safe and accommodating to their needs. You must allow the agency to conduct a home study to ensure your house is safe and well-maintained. You may need to provide references that speak to your ability to care for and manage children. You should also be prepared to discuss your adoption and parenting plan. Adopting a child is a serious decision you should not take lightly. If approved, you will be responsible for another human’s life, development, and health. After you verify that you meet all the requirements listed above, take some time to explore your state- specific requirements. The adoption process is complicated and sometimes disheartening, but stick with it. It will be one of the best decisions you make in your and your adopted child’s lives!
Welcoming a new child into the family is one of the most exciting and life-changing events we can experience. While many Americans conceive with their significant other, others explore the world of adoption. According to the most recent Adoption and Foster Care Analysis and Reporting System report, approximately 114,000 foster children are eligible and waiting to be adopted. By adopting a child, you give them a place to call home, a family who cares for them, and experiences they would never have had without you. If you’re interested in adopting a child, you’re probably wondering what requirements you must meet to be eligible. Adoption is not a quick process: Domestic adoptions usually take up to two years to process, while international adoptions often take 2–5 years since you must follow American adoption rules and the guidelines of the child’s home country. These rules are strict, as most countries do not want to place children in unsafe conditions. Here are five of the U.S.’s adoption requirements. Age Both prospective parents must be at least 21 to be eligible to adopt. While this is a minimum age requirement, there is no cutoff age, so even those in their golden years can consider adoption.
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BRAIN GAMES
Why Did Old Hollywood Sound So Fancy?
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There’s a certain charm to old Hollywood movies — glamorous stars, sweeping orchestral scores, and, of course, that oddly posh, vaguely British way of speaking. You know the one. The voice makes Katharine Hepburn sound like she’s perpetually midway through an important luncheon and Cary Grant appear to deliver a one-liner while also sipping afternoon tea. This isn’t just a coincidence; it’s the Transatlantic accent , and for a while, it was the gold standard of sophisticated speech. Unlike normal regional dialects, the Transatlantic accent wasn’t something people naturally developed by growing up in a particular area. It was an acquired accent drilled into the minds of upper-crust New Englanders at elite boarding schools and embraced by stage actors who wanted to sound refined. Essentially, it was the linguistic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo at all times. Hollywood, never one to pass up a trend, adopted this cultivated accent in the early days of talkies. Why? Because it made actors sound polished, articulate, and, quite frankly, fancy. The crisp, clipped tones worked wonders for those speedy, back-and-forth screwball comedy exchanges. Just watch “His Girl Friday” and try not to be dazzled by the machine-gun dialogue between Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell! And then, just as suddenly as it arrived, the Transatlantic accent packed its bags and vanished. By the 1950s, Hollywood started shifting away from aristocratic dramas and high-society stories, opting instead for gritty realism and everyday characters. The era of Marlon Brando and James Dean meant mumbling was in, and sounding like you vacationed on the French Riviera every summer was … well, out. Of course, we can still enjoy the legacy of the Transatlantic accent in classic films. Want to master it yourself? Pick up “Speak With Distinction” by Edith Skinner, the holy grail of old- school elocution training. Soon enough, you’ll drop your R’s, crisp your T’s, and stretch your vowels until “dance” becomes “ dahnce .” After all, old Hollywood may be gone, but its impeccable enunciation will never go out of style. Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and the Art of Speaking Like an Aristocrat
Teriyaki Beef Skewers
Inspired by AllRecipes.com
This light, flavorful dish of tender, marinated beef slices can serve as a protein-rich appetizer or a tasty entree for a summer evening.
Ingredients
• 1 1/2 cups light brown sugar • 1 cup soy sauce • 1/2 cup pineapple juice (optional) • 1/2 cup water
• 1/4 cup vegetable oil • 3 large garlic cloves, chopped • 4 lbs boneless round steak, cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices • Bamboo skewers soaked in water
Directions 1. In a large bowl, whisk brown sugar, soy sauce, pineapple juice, water, vegetable oil, and garlic together. Drop beef slices into the mixture and stir to coat. 2. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and marinate in a refrigerator for 24 hours. 3. Remove beef from marinade, shaking to remove excess liquid.
4. Thread beef slices on skewers in a zig-zag pattern. 5. Preheat grill to medium heat and lightly oil the grate. 6. Cook beef skewers for about 3 minutes per side until the meat is cooked through.
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE
Why ‘Office Space’ Still Hits Home
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Are You Eligible to Adopt?
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Teriyaki Beef Skewers
Did Old Hollywood Stars Really Talk Like That?
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What Happened to Wendy Williams?
WENDY WILLIAMS FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM Inside Her Battle for Control Over Her Life
When did you last hear Wendy Williams’ iconic “How you doin’?” It’s likely been a few years, and it’s not because you didn’t tune in to her daytime talk show. Actually, Williams hasn’t filmed an episode of her talk show since 2022. It’s not because she got tired of the responsibility or was taken off the air due to unpopularity. Williams effectively disappeared after an incident with Wells Fargo led to a court-appointed guardian taking over her financial affairs. Williams learned that Wells Fargo had frozen her accounts after she attempted to make multiple large withdrawals from her bank account. Even more unsettling, her financial advisor, through Wells Fargo, notified the bank that Williams was of “unsound mind,”
which prompted a court-ordered guardianship. Initially, many believed this was solely a financial guardianship, but the Hollywood Reporter revealed that the court-appointed guardian was overseeing nearly everything in Williams’ life. So, how did Wendy Williams end up in this situation? In 2024, her care team disclosed that the talk show host had been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia and aphasia. Information related to her situation came from various sources but nothing directly from Williams for many years. She has recently started taking phone interviews and making television appearances and has clearly disagreed with the situation since 2022. Wendy Williams states she has been living in a memory unit in New York City for the past three years but does not think she belongs there. “Look, I don’t belong here at all,” stated Williams during a phone interview with “Nightline.” “This is ridiculous.” Williams is actively fighting for her freedom, and one source even told ABC News that Williams’ court-appointed attorney was planning to file a request to terminate the guardianship. The fact that she’s getting opportunities to share her side of the story provides hope to her fans, but only time will tell how this will unravel.
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