CANNAPAGES May/Jun 2022 Edition - Southern Colorado

Dispatches from the Highlands

News from CannaTown MAY-JUNE 2022

Vol 8. Edition 5

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JOB OPTIONS THREATEN STONERDOM "YOU HAVE TO TRY REAL HARD TO NOT GET A JOB RIGHT NOW."

********* e life of PS5 and bong sessions may end for Cannatown Univer- sity seniors who face a dauntingly-open job market full story pg B17 CUGraduateswonderhowto sustaincouch-lockedexistences inspiteof high-salaryoers

Notes fromMyBunker Hugh Jollydab, Page 6 To show you just how uncertain I am about the future of the world, I am writ- ing this frommy muddy af bunker. See Hugh Jollydab ......................Page 6 HousingwithStrangers JointMortgages , Page 8 Some home buyers have found a bul- let-proof solution during the housing shortage: buying with a small army. See Joint Mortgages....... ............Page 8 ManWarns of Monsters Gorgamorn, Page 9 A Gorgamorn has been terrorizing the countryside, according to at least one crazed lunatic who saw Strangerings . See Gorgamorn ........................Page 9 Under the Microscope Cookies, Page 13 Deals InYour Area! Local Maps, Page 17 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues aairs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the conuence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors

BudCruiseCrashes Runs Ashore, Page 10 A popular harbor boat is being evacuated just 50 fathoms from its departure port. See Runs Ashore.... .................Page 10 Kishi Bashi at 15 Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Dank Doughnuts CousinDRecipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15

WeeklyCannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7

HighArt: Vibrance NewExhibit, Page 12

** CannaCritiques Section Pg 35 ** SOUTHERN COLORADO CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 23 Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 CBD Massage . . . . . . . . . . 43 Hemp/CBD . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Glass Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 44 Kratom/Herbal . . . . . . . . . 46 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 47 Vape Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 48

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Terps Dispensary Pueblo Page 79 Springs Dispo Colorado Springs Page 75 Magnolia Road Trinidad Page 67

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