Dispatches from the Highlands
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JOB OPTIONS THREATEN STONERDOM "YOU HAVE TO TRY REAL HARD TO NOT GET A JOB RIGHT NOW."
********* e life of PS5 and bong sessions may end for Cannatown Univer- sity seniors who face a dauntingly-open job market full story pg B17 CUGraduateswonderhowto sustaincouch-lockedexistences inspiteof high-salaryo ers
Notes fromMyBunker Hugh Jollydab, Page 6 To show you just how uncertain I am about the future of the world, I am writ- ing this frommy muddy af bunker. See Hugh Jollydab ......................Page 6 HousingwithStrangers JointMortgages , Page 8 Some home buyers have found a bul- let-proof solution during the housing shortage: buying with a small army. See Joint Mortgages....... ............Page 8 ManWarns of Monsters Gorgamor n, Page 9 A Gorgamor n has been terrorizing the countryside, according to at least one crazed lunatic who saw Stranger ings . See Gorgamor n ........................Page 9 Under the Microscope Cookies, Page 13 Deals InYour Area! Local Maps, Page 17 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors
BudCruiseCrashes Runs Ashore, Page 10 A popular harbor boat is being evacuated just 50 fathoms from its departure port. See Runs Ashore.... .................Page 10 Kishi Bashi at 15 Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Dank Doughnuts CousinDRecipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15
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By Hugh Jollydab
Opinion: I'mWritingThisFromMyBunker Aloha Jolly-dabbers, I don’t know if you read the news on your phone, but apparently the whole world is going to shit! Did you hear about that? Yea. First my KIA dies and now this. I dunno, I’m typically a pretty optimis- tic guy about stu , maybe it’s all the wax I roll with my doobies. But now I’m not sure. And to show you just how unsure I am, I’m writ- ing this frommy underground bunker! So I had this huge hole in the back of the yard from when I tried to dig my own pool, remember that? Huge ordeal. rewmy back out for a whole week or two. But the other day I was lookin’ at the thing, thinkin', dang, I gotta do something with this thing, when I had an epiphany that I could probably t a couch down here. And sure enough then I got a few other things like an old TV and that old co ee table with the three legs, and made er' all nice and cozy. en I got to thinkin', man, if I just throw a few sheets of plywood over this thing I’ve got myself a pretty good bunker. Only problem was, I didn’t know how to seal it o . Or really what to put over it. And it ended up getting pretty muddy aer the rst time it rained hard. ‘Course, all the electricity went out and the TV stoppedwor- kin’. I didn’t have much for emergency food stored in there yet except for a big bowl of Cheetos, and those got mad soaked. I still ate em’, or a couple of 'em, but it was terrible, it was terrible. But yea, now that the world’s goin’ to hell, I feel pretty good knowin’ I got an extra layer of protection, a place to chill when it all goes down. Might not survive a bomb, or even baseball bats or sts or acid rain, or any rain, but yea, it’s a legit bunker, at least there’s that. Kinda dull, not gonna lie. I'm really not sure how I’d possibly make it through a legit war if I couldn’t plug in for some Elden Ring. And until I get a new extension cord, that ain’t hap- penin’ anytime soon in this bunker. Now I feel like all those people did back when they thought the bomb was gonna be droppin’. Just wait for the alarm to sound and duck and cover right? is is real, bro, this is happening. You gotta have a contingency plan. Plus, I got some tasers back here behind the couch, but I’m afraid to try ‘em out until the mud dries. OTHER HEADLINES
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - Building a research lab in your house was really cool, but hate to break it to you, they've already invented the thermos. Taurus - It's gettin' so crazy 'round here, they could really use a muscular, tough guy like not you. Gemini - e dizziness and butter ies in your stomach aren’t signs of revived libido, but rather, an undigestible chimichanga. Cancer - Your momwas thrilled to hear from you on Mother's Day until you let her know it was your one phone call and you needed bail. Leo - Can you believe it? Today’s Wordle is Shut the F up about F’ ing Wordle . Virgo - You may be living in a box, but at least you don't have to deal with that whole "trademark infringement" thing anymore.
Libra - You don't mind being the textbook de nition of "Lazy" because at least it means you've accomplished something . Scorpio - You'll realize, aer smooshing crud on your friend's face, that you really don't know how to talk to people anymore. Sagittarius - Your texts already sound stupid enough, but signing them with your name is a really nice touch. Capricorn - If you're trying to weird out everybody by loudly sucking your thumb, it's working like a charm. Aquarius - Fiji might not be the place for you. But it will be the place that you wake up. Pisces - Aer witnessing two people shit themselves mid-conversation, you can nally admit, marathons ain’t your sport.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
Book Ban Crushes Nearly 0% of Bookworms Approximately zero people were outraged last week when a ban was placed on Judy Plume’s Facts: e Book of Real ings , for its “relative- ly palatable” depiction of things that actually happened. e novel, available in a multitude of quick and simple delivery styles from digital to print, may see a dip in library use where restrictions apply. However, this is likely to go unnoticed by the general population, who have turned most libraries into free-range rodent sanctuaries behind locked doors. While controversial, polls show the new rules a ect almost 0% of readers, nearly zero of whom showed up for a recent protest. e ban is also seen as symbolic, given that nobody has read a physical book since the late aughts, andmost are merely used for decoration. Plume was irate over the whole ordeal. “It's almost as sad as the royalty checks,” she said. “But that’s why I work at Orange Julius now.”
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HOUSINGOFFERS NOWLISTINGOWNERS BY THE DOZEN
It felt like nding secret treasure. “I was like, if we’re doing it, why aren’t other people doing it?” asks Shawna Monson, a home buyer who recently purchased a house amidst a whirlwind of mortgage madness. ere’s just one catch. Monson’s “secret” trick was a strategy now being employed in metros across the country: She went in on the house with roughly 53 other co-residents. “I’d been outbid over 100 times, and thought about living in an RV,” she says. “ at’s when I decided to throw my lot in with dozens of people I’d met at the DMV.”
Shawna Monson (center, standing) celebrates buying a home with 50+ acquaintances.
During a historical housing crunch, exac- erbated by generational shis, and supply chains and employee shortages, prices are shooting higher (420%) than ever before. Al- together it has put the possibility of owning a home completely out of reach, while almost completely limiting mobility. Experts suggest the only solution is to join nances with no less than 37 other buyers. In the hottest real estate markets, bidders now routinely o er around one-million dollars over asking, with nearly everything, including a le testicle, due with o ers, which average 1000 in count per listing. “It was under these circumstances that we decided to lock in a 4.20% rate for buyer-groups,” says loan ocer Dana Sacia of Wells Fargo, a lender well-known for its brutally-violent onboarding process. “Disclosures include enslavement of the undersigned’s unborn children. It’s not a great deal, but it’s still bet- ter than most conventional programs.”
“ e loan works with anyone from 25 to 60 people; the more, the better,” Sacia says. Although not luxurious by any standards, the resulting living conditions are completely non-luxurious. “We make it work,” Monson claims, now sleeping in the foyer on her mat- tress near some communal plastic furniture. “We’ve had very few issues, other than the septic disaster.” ere are so many people in the current house, that those who congregate in front haven’t even intermingled with those living in the back of the house (the “backers”). Originally a 2-bed 1-bath bungalow, most closets in the house are now bedrooms. e residents reportedly sleep in shis. “We’re makin’ it work, we’re totally succeeding,” Monson says, clutching a slow-burning blunt in shaking hands, “I just wish we knew who keeps taking the toothbrushes.” “Now we just all use each others’ tooth- brushes,” she adds, “It’s pretty gnar.”
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LOCALMANWARNSNEIGHBORSABOUT "GORGAMORFIN"
An artist's rendering of the vile beast spotted in the west woods, whom some locals have named the "Gorgamor n."
T here’s a slight lilt of unease tonight in the town of Shwaggerton, aer a leaked report sparked a community-wide publicity push to warn residents about a giant, ratty monster spotted lurking in the wooded area to the west. Led by activist and local sasquatch nut Derrick Rickens, the campaign has swept the area, causing local leaders to raise a marginally-heightened alert. Word rst let slip of a “sighting” that had rst gone unreported in local news. But once it was well-known around smaker's circles, reports of other sightings began pouring in. According to the report, an unnamed man was walking his dog in the woods aer smak- ing a gigantic heap of Tangilope, when he he witnessed a glowing monstrous apparition crawling through the trees, shrieking and ominous. e man ran for his house, became lost, then ran through the neighborhood, believing the monster was chasing him. It wasn’t until hours later that he realized the only thing chasing him was his dog.
He later described the ghoul to an artist, whose rendition was printed on posters that Mr. Rickens himself hung across town. Rickens labeled the beast "Gorgamor n" and claims it terrorized his buddy's farm ani- mals. He also "found" tracks up on Budder Hill. “ ey’re not like any tracks we’ve ever seen,” admitted Ranger Lydia Jones. “It’s as if someone was carefully stepping atop deer tracks, in size-11 shoes with medium-tread.” “It’s somewhat terrifying to consider,” Jones said. “At least, alone in the dark.” “Aer extensive research, we concluded there likely is no Gorgamor n, and that Rickens is likely mis-referencing the 'De- mogorgon' from Stranger ings ,” the city announced in a press release. Yet, ocials say they are slightly monitoring the situation. “I think we’re all a little high from that haze wax,” added Jones, “so although they’ve mostly ruled out the Gorgamor n, it's proba- bly best to walk in pairs and carry ashlights. Especially when blazed.”
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Bay's BudCruise Runs Ashore 50 FathomsOut
Study concludes CT Poet Laureate used Magnetic Poetry for all renowned works A joint study by Snoxford University English and AI Studies departments suggests that most, if not all of Dankston Hughes' famous pieces were as- sembled by chance from boxes of Magnetic Po- etry. " e poems are a mish-mash of poetic con- cepts bearing no resem- blance to anything," says professor Reshma Gupta. "When we compare the randomly-constructed phrases with collections of Magnetic Poetry found at a nearby yard sale, al- gorithms suggested the writer's greatest works were directly transcribed from his fridge." Industry presents 12th Annual Burned-Out A er- noon of Junk Food in SwelteringHeat Featuring Local Ga- rage Band Festival It's back, yet again! e local cannabis industry, which employs nearly half of Cannatown's residents, is throwing yet another festival in the sweltering heat this com- ing Sunday aernoon, featuring a local garage band, and a whole series of two competitions, in- cluding the "Most Mer- chandise Buyer" Award.
Passengers of the crashed Bud Bay Cruise loot goods and evacuate simultaneously.
Pandemonium seems to have struck on the east banks of Can- natown Bay. A party cruiseline ship, destined for a joy-ride around the harbor, crashed just moments a er departure in what witnesses described as “a B-line for the rocks.” Although there don’t appear to be any major injuries, it would appear most passengers are leaving the boat now, on their own accord, carrying what nuggetry and novelties they can carry. e Bay Bud Cruise cruise, which operates weekdays out of Cannatown Marina, prom- ises all-you-can-smake bud and dab service as you tour the city waterways. e boat is known for full bu ets of infused feasts including glazed ham and let mignon. Each passenger’s chair has a built-in hookah hose con- stantly owing with the Durban Poison and other great smake burned in the vessel’s main chambers. A cloud of think vel- vety vapor hangs everywhere;
simply to stand aboard, is to be blazed. It’s unclear, then, how the boat smashed into the shore just mo- ments a er departure. “ e captain was just yell- ing, shit, shit! And whirling the wheel all over the place. Nobody really knew who he was, maybe it was his rst day?” reported a crew member seen departing the ship. No one else dressed as captain or crew members have been spotted, although it’s likely they’ve nihilistically blended in with the others, who are cur- rently still looting the ship. e Bud Bay Cruise line is also infamous for its crashing into shore, which happens up to 5 times per week. At 50 fathoms, today’s crash is fairly successful, falling ahead of the bell curve in terms of distance from port. e shortest such crash came last year around this time, when it was accidentally launched in reverse, partially smashing the concrete wall behind it.
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RespondersWorking Triple Shi s inMoldy Jelly Donuts Case Emergency personnel are working around the clock a er it was determined that a local shipment of donuts--sold across town, in- cluding to emergency personnel--contained jelly- lled donuts with what appeared to be dark mold spots on their under-carriage. Closer examination suggested that three out of four were contaminated, and what’s more, there were no other jelly-donut distributors within city limits to quickly produce more. “We’re running out of options in a race against time,” said Lieutenant Brenda Morey, down at the precinct. “Terrible day for co ee on an empty stomach.” ming” of the very bottom layer, using very sharp knives--but test participants were hurt with self-inicted injuries, all while forfeiting the very safety of the jelly inside. “ e only good news we’ve heard, is that the lemon- lled variety are coming back 99% clear," Morey announced later, "but there's not enough to go around by any means.” e bakery responded to calls, saying that the spots were caused during the baking pro- cess, and that the donuts themselves were fresh-made. But not everyone is convinced. “ ey’re tiny black spots--very suspect on a donut,” said shopper Tim Litscher, who purchased one such jelly donut before the grocery store recall. “But if there’s a bakery out there who says it’s okay, who am I to ques- tion,” he continued, mouth half-full of pastry. Volunteers called throughout the Can- natown metro, verifying that other donuts looked similar and asking for options. Ex- perts weighed in, recommending a “skim-
City rows Ground-Breaking Ceremony for New Museum Building o the popularity of the Great Cannatown Hole, the city council threw an ocial ground-breaking ceremony for the National Museum of Dirt, Sand and Mud . Set to open in August 2025, the insitution will house some of the most famous clods of soil found worldwide. Unlike other such "dirt" museums, NMDSM will only feature dirt, and not just "dirty items."
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High Art Exhibit: Vibrance! e Cannatown Museum of Very High Art has a new exhibit just in time for belated- spring. is is Vibrance, the "Colors and Vi- suals of Woah," and features such great artists as Keshawn McGinty, Carrie-Yanda Bemidji- Bolenda-Tryansaydat and others known for their bright works. "We're just so excited to bring everyone a little taste of Woah , the kind of art that just, smacks you across the face and chills hard," said Museum Director Maury Auseng. "Plus, the diveristy and depth of experienced artists is something we almost never achieve on this scale--alot of bud, and genius, went into this collection." "We pretty much walked into our back room and grabbed the brightest, trippiest stu we could nd," he added. Although you'll have to see it in person for the full e ects, we've selected a few to preview:
Morning Ears Georgia O'Keef
Although made from a di erent part of her face, "ears" were the rst thing O'Keef saw when she awoke atop her painting.
Sally Rolled the Dice | Carradabbio Although Carradabbio is canon avant- garde, this particular piece is really, really avant-garde in that no one can seem to de- cipher any sort of meaning, not even one.
iTurning Markshon DeactivatorToren-Ton
Most fascinating about this piece, like many of abstractist DeactivatorToren-Ton's later works, is that the objects are meant to represent penguins.
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Under the Microscope Stores have stories! We take a closer look at the stores and people in your neighborhood, to get a better picture of their love for cannabis and dedication to community. COOKIES - PUEBLO, CO Cookies is renowned, not only locally, but nationally due to their viral branding. With signature inhouse strains like Cereal Milk, Otter Popz and Lemonchello, this is the place for frosty terps galore, where you smoke your favorite dessert! Cookies originally hails from San Fran- cisco, built around the wildly famous Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) strain sold everywhere. Today we look at their Pueblo location. Founded April 2021 Store Hours 8am -10pm Mission "Customer Service is our priority; we build lasting relationships with our customers."
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Pink Pineapple, Hawaiian Rain, Sherbert, Cereal Milk, Laughing Gas, Red Velvet, Blue Bubble Gum, Honey Comb, Choclava, Ooh La La, Lemon Pound Cake, Dying Dream Recommended/Sta Favorite Georgia Pie - Potent hybrid known for hav- ing a delicious aroma that smells and tastes like fresh peach cobbler. Intense body and head high. Relieves symptoms associated with chronic pain, in ammation, insomnia, and much more.
STEVE DURAN OWNER, COOKIES-PUEBLO
Steve Duran is a pioneer in the regulated cannabis indus- try, bringing the rst licensed cannabis facility to the City of Pueblo in Colorado, eventually turning his lifelong dedication to marijuana into one of the most successful dispensaries in Pueblo. Raised in Pueblo by a single mother, Steve found can- nabis at a young age and spent his teenage years in and out of juvenile detention facilities. When medical marijuana dispen- saries started popping up across Colorado in 2009, Steve saw an opportunity to pursue his passion without risking jail time. Starting as a caregiver growing for local patients and a dis- pensary employee, Steve mastered every facet of the industry, using those skills to pursue his own dispensary. Steve, without any assistance from investors, took the steps to bring his vision to life. With the help of his wife Monique, Steve cut through the miles of regulatory red tape to open the rst-ever medical dispensary in Pueblo City, transitioning to recreational sales just two years later with one of the rst 8 adult-use licenses in the City of Pueblo. To date Steve currently owns ve licenses including a Social Equity license in the State of Colorado. “I want people like me to know there is a path, if you're willing to work your ass o , you can make it happen.”
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back at Kishi Bashi's unique arrival. It all began with a burst.... Jack White Fear of the Dawn
Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
Kishi Bashi 151a
We last received a studio o ering from Jack White in 2018, but long before then I gave
Today is a blast from the past, albeit one that is not too distant nor the most likely anniversary to be acknowledged.
up trying to decipher his persona. Intention- ally inscrutable, a man of many opinions but few interviews, the Detroit native seemingly strives to perplex when it comes to all things except his want to rock. And that he contin- ues to do, and succeed, on his own terms with this latest solo LP. Fear of the Dawn is one of those records I nd dicult to write about. Not because it is a masterpiece whose brilliance words fail to convey. Pièce de résistance it is not, although the majority of it is really damn good. It's just a lot to digest. Each listen unveils a new wrinkle of an album that fully personi es the low-end guitar ri maestro and his inherent weirdness. As confusing as the man may be, his attentiveness to sonic palette and top- notch production is never in doubt, and here those attributes abound in spades. Aer four years between each of his last two releases, fans won't have to wait long for the next one. Entering Heaven Alive is due in July. It might take me until then to wrap my head around Fear of the Dawn .
His third record, Sonderlust , was featured here shortly aer it was released in 2016. Two years later, we took a break from our regularly scheduled programming to travel back to 2014's Lighght . Now it's time to revisit the opening salvo. Consider this a slow burn in reverse chronological order to cover the opening trifecta, one that stylistically very much feels like a trilogy, of Kaoru Ishibashi's career. Better known as Kishi Bashi, insomuch as he is known at all, April 2012, saw the release of his stellar debut , 151a. e sounds that would become even more developed over the following years were laid clear ten years ago. An unlikely blend of folk/electro/pop from an adept violinist, the underlying trait is one of joy. Upliing, if occasionally campy, it's hard not to feel a sense of exuberance throughout the cinematic tone and arrangements of the native Seattleite's compositions. e 10th Anniversary Edition of 151a comes with the "Demo-arigato Version" of each song, along with two tunes not originally included. More traditional and acoustic in nature, both 2019's Omoiyari and the 2021 EP Emi- grant o er a fascinating study in contrast and demonstrate the range of Ishibashi's abilities and musical vision. If his catalog were played on shue, one might suspect those two most recent e orts marked the beginning of his career. Instead, as he enters his second decade as a recording artist, it's well worth a look
Wet Leg Wet Leg
"Wet Leg is an amalgamation of 90's alternative, a little Rubblebuck- et, and a skosh of Sleaford Mods"
is not a sentence I anticipated putting into existence. Yet, here we are. And there it is.
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Recipes from Cousin D
e Dankest Doughnuts If you’ve got some time to kill, then why not try your hand at life's penultimate cuisine: homemade donuts! ere’s a lot of waiting between steps, but time ies when you bake . Ingredients e dough 10 tsp or 4 packets of active dry yeast 14 cups our 2 and 1/2 cups whole milk 4 cups sugar 12 eggs 3 Sticks butter salted (or add 6 tsp salt if not) Oil - for frying Powdered sugar - for dusting e “party” cream lling 2 and 1/2 cups whole milk 3/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup corn syrup w/ 1000mg active THC 8 egg yolks 2 capfuls of vanilla or almond extract. 3/4 cup heavy cream 1/2 cup our Directions Start by making the cream. In a medium bowl whisk the egg yolks and set aside. In another smaller bowl mix the our, sugar and salt. Slowly whisk the dry into the egg until it makes a batter texture of sorts. Set mix aside. Heat milk on medium until you see bub- bles form round the edge. Remove from heat and very slowly add to the egg mix whisking constantly until well-incorporated. Return to heat and continue to whisk until it starts to boil and thicken. Remove from heat immediately when you feel it thicken, and incorporate the infused corn syrup. Place in fridge to cool completely for 2 to 4 hours. Whip the heavy cream and vanilla until you have sti peaks. Fold into the cooled cream and place back into the fridge until you need it. Now to the dough. I’m a big fan of washing your hands and just getting in there. In a large bowl allow the whole milk to come to
room temperature and dissolve the yeast in it for a few minutes. Mix in the our, sugar and eggs until everything comes together. It will still be sticky and slimy at this stage. Add the three sticks of room temperature butter (this is where working by hand works best). When you’ve got a fully-mixed dough ball, cover the bowl with plastic wrap and place in the fridge for a few hours (I le mine for six). It will continue to rise. Prepare either a large surface or sev- eral trays with owered parchment paper. Remove the dough from the fridge and start pulling small chunks about the size of a cutie orange, rolling in your hands with additional our as needed. Make small, at circles and place them on parchment paper. Allow time to rise and double in size. Using a large fry pan or deep side electric skillet, heat oil for frying to 350 degrees. I found approximately 2 minutes per side of the dough chunks gave them the best golden color. Remove aer frying and dry on paper towels to soak up some of the oil. Cool completely before lling with the cream (you may have extra depending on how much you ll them). You can also use jelly to ll some for a fruit-and cream taste. Finish by tossing in powdered sugar for the ultimate mouthwatering presentation. Divided perfectly, makes 40 at 25mg each.
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High Tops, Powers
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9
Living Rose Wellness
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10 Primal
11 Springs Dispo
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Garden of the Gods Visitor & Nature Center
MANITOU SPRINGS
Medical Alternatives Clinics 12
SMOKE SHOPS
24
Elev8 Glass, S Tejon 13
Mt. Manitou
14 Elev8 Glass, Paonia
9
11
15 Heady Hittaz
Pikes Peak
The Broadmoor Seven Falls
Cameron Cone
Sheep Mountain
Almagre Mountain
Kineo Mountain
Cheyenne Mountain Zoo
Cow Mountain
The Horns
Mt. Rosa
Cathedral Park
Cheyenne Mountain
Cheyenne Mountain State Park
Knights Peak
21
3
25
5
Palmer Park
1
CIMARRON HILLS
15
HILLS
8
14
KNOB HILL
4
9
6
COLORADO SPRINGS
10
2
13
24
25
7
Colorado Springs Airport
21
115
STRATMOOR
21
115
25
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Doctor's Orders - Stem Beach
1
2
Lucky Monkey Buds
CANON Y
Rocky Mountain Blaze
3
Strawberry Fields, Nature Center
4
Strawberry Fields, Interstate 25
5
BROOKSIDE
6
Three Rivers Dispensary, Santa Fe
7
Three Rivers Dispensary, Magneto
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9
Medical Alternatives Clinics
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Saint Charles Reservoir Number 2
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Lake Pueblo State Park
Saint Charles Reservoir Number 3
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STEM BEACH
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CANON CITY
50
BROOKSIDE
115
25
5
NORTH SIDE
45
17
8
50
4
96
227
PUEBLO
45
1
6
SALT CREEK
25
BESSEMER
2
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239
Elevate 6010
1
25
Faragosi Farm
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Freedom Road, Brickyard
3
3
Elevate 6010 Faragosi Farm Freedom Road Freedom Road Lucky Monkey Buds Native Roots Rooted Strawberry Fields The Green Solution DISPENSARIES 2 Cl arance Cannabis 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4 Lucky Monkey Buds 5 Rooted 7 Magnolia Road 6 Strawberry Fields 8 9 Freedom oad, Main
Masonic Cemetry
The Other Place Is Greener
Central Park
6
1
5
12
TRINIDAD
9
4 8 7
13
2
Trinidad Golf Course
Jansen
25
Trinidad Lake Central Park
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High Valley Healing 711 W Hwy 160 ............................................. Alamosa 719-206-3345 La Casa Cannabis II 5986 Budweiser Way.................................... Alamosa 719-589-3503 High Country Healing 2 40 S. Main St ................................................ Alma 719-836-9000 420 Green Genie 106 4th Ave ......................................................... Antonito 720-580-0199 Green World Express 5230 Hwy 285 ............................................. Antonito 719-206-3265 High Valley Retail Cannabis 315 Main St (Hwy 285)..................... Antonito 719-376-5251 Natural Mystic Wellness Center 204 E Main St ..................... Buena Vista 719-395-6226 Fremont County Cannabis 1505 Elm Ave ................................ Canon City 719-275-1000 Maggie’s Farm 3055 E. Hwy. 50. Suite F................................... Canon City 719-372-1014 A CUT ABOVE 1150 E. Fillmore Street ..................... Colo. Spgs. 719-434-1665 see ad on front inside cover - cannasavers page 49 ALTITUDE ORGANIC MEDICINE 523 S. Tejon Ave. .............................. Colo. Spgs. 719-313-9841 6755 Academy Blvd N. ..................... Colo. Spgs. 719-203-4918 2354 E Platte Ave ............................. Colo. Spgs. 719-344-5121 3840 N Nevada Ave.......................... Colo. Spgs. 719-445-0136 cannacritique pages 40-41 cannasavers page 83 Apothecary Farms 3049 Delta Dr.................................... Colorado Springs 719-822-0420 Best Budz 3729 Austin Bluffs Pkwy ........................................ Colorado Springs 719-598-0168 2545 Platte Pl ........................................................ Colorado Springs 719-424-7088 Best Meds 2606 W Colorado Ave Ste 200 ....................... Colorado Springs 719-375-5840 Big Medicine Cannabissary Dispensary 2909 N. El Paso St ................................................ Colorado Springs 719-418-3854 BioMeds 2301 Rand Ave .................................................. Colorado Springs 719-344-8289 Bobby Brown Best Buds 506 S Nevada Ave................................................. Colorado Springs 719-645-8058 Briargate Wellness Center 890 Dublin Blvd. Suite C........................................ Colorado Springs 719-598-3510 Buku Loud 3079 S Academy Blvd.................................... Colorado Springs 719-391-2858 Canna Meds Wellness Center 2218 Academy Pl................................................... Colorado Springs 719-635-6336 506 N. Chelton Ave................................................ Colorado Springs 719-638-6337 Cannabicare 1466 Woolsey Heights ................................ Colorado Springs 719-573-2262 Dabarado 5156 Centennial Blvd....................................... Colorado Springs 719-308-2175 Doctors Orders 2106 E. Boulder Street........................... Colorado Springs 719-634-8808 Dr. Releaf 2639 E. Willamette Avenue ................................... Colorado Springs 719-635-0929 815 Wooten Rd...................................................... Colorado Springs 719-635-0929 Elevations Dispensary 8270 Razorback Rd ................... Colorado Springs 719-468-6337
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EMERALD CITY WELLNESS 621 W Colorado................................ Colo. Spgs. 719-358-6955 see ad below - cannasavers page 55 EMJ’S Medical Dispensary 2918 Wood Ave................... Colorado Springs 719-375-1907 Fire Meds 1428 N Circle Dr .................................................... Colorado Springs 719-368-6168 3615 E Platte Ave. ................................................. Colorado Springs 719-434-8817 Fountain Super Store 5421 Rio Vista Dr. ........................ Colorado Springs 719-394-8883 Frost Harvest Co. 1324 Garden of the Gods ................... Colorado Springs 719-598-3860 Golden Meds 329 Pikes Peak Ave ................................... Colorado Springs 719-630-5075 Good Weed 601 E Las Vegas Street ................................ Colorado Springs 719-344-5325 Grant Pharms 320 Prairie Rd........................................................ Colorado Springs 719-387-1633 1591 E Cheyenne Mountain Blvd .......................... Colorado Springs 719-387-1634 Green Farms 3629 Galley Rd........................................... Colorado Springs 719-424-7028 Green Pharm 2 4335 N. Academy Blvd Suite 100 ........... Colorado Springs 719-598-8245 Grow Life 115 E Garden of the Gods Rd.......................... Colorado Springs 719-635-1700 Headmaster 3410 N. Prospect Street ........................................ Colorado Springs 719-344-5021 319 Bonfoy Ave ..................................................... Colorado Springs 719-694-8000 Healing Canna (Bijou) 3692 E. Bijou St ........................................ Colorado Springs 719-637-7645 (West) 22 S. Chesnut St B ................................... Colorado Springs 719-559-4180 Healthy Leaf 3715 Drennen Rd........................................ Colorado Springs 719-216-5452 Herbal Healing 408 E Fillmore St..................................... Colorado Springs 719-597-0776 High Country Healing 1330 W Garden of the Gods Rd ............................ Colorado Springs 719-531-7079 High Hopes 288 S. Academy Blvd. Ste C ................................ Colorado Springs 719-630-2137 4344 Montebello Dr. .............................................. Colorado Springs 719-593-7191 HIGH TOPS 1022 S Royer St ............................... Colo. Spgs. 719-473-0279 2306 N Powers Blvd ......................... Colo. Spgs. 719-597-9333 see ad on page 25 - cannasavers page 61
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Indispensary 3031 E. Platte Ave ................................................. Colorado Springs 719-418-3556 3044 W. Colo Ave .................................................. Colorado Springs 719-203-4592 3111 N. Stone Ave ................................................. Colorado Springs 719-473-6175 Jade Kola 3750 Astrozon Blvd #140................................. Colorado Springs 719-434-1138 Kanopya Springs 2545 Platte Pl...................................... Colorado Springs 719-344-9198 Levity Wellness 426 W. Fillmore...................................... Colorado Springs 719-266-5463 LIVING ROSE WELLNESS 212 S 21st St .................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-473-9797 see ad on page 3 - cannasavers page 63 LivWell 570 N Murray......................................................... Colorado Springs 719-574-8443 3234 N. Nevada Ave.............................................. Colorado Springs 719-622-6652 403 N Circle Dr ...................................................... Colorado Springs 719-597-4429 Lux Leaf 2222 W Colorado Ave........................................ Colorado Springs 719-999-5934 Maggie’s Farm 818 E. Fillmore ...................................................... Colorado Springs 719-358-8849 1420 S Nevada Ave............................................... Colorado Springs 719-328-0420 MariMeds 222 E. Moreno Ave .......................................... Colorado Springs 719-634-8285 Medical Cannabis and Partners 335 N. Circle Dr........... Colorado Springs 719-799-0516 Native Roots 3660 Austin Bluffs Pkwy ........................................ Colorado Springs 719-528-7143 (Gas and Grass) 1705 W Uintah .......................... Colorado Springs 719-375-5512 (Gas and Grass) 1003 N Academy Blvd............... Colorado Springs 719-550-0327 (Gas and Grass) 1433 S. Tejon St........................ Colorado Springs 719-434-7739 Natural Mystic Cannabis Caregivers 416 E. Colorado Avenue SUITE 100 .................... Colorado Springs 719-203-5094 Naturaleaf 5875 Lehman Dr #100........................................... Colorado Springs 719-264-6337 1004 S. Tejon Street .............................................. Colorado Springs 719-630-7300 2727 Palmer Park .................................................. Colorado Springs 719-368-7800 NuVue Pharma 2304 E Platte Avenue.............................. Colorado Springs 719-418-3859 Original Cannabis Growers 2625 East Saint Vrain Unit A.................................. Colorado Springs 719-475-9333
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PRIMAL 17 Iowa Ave ...................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-344-5399 see ad below - cannasavers page 69 Pure Medical 207 W Rockrimmon Blvd Unit C ........................... Colorado Springs 719-264-0800 8025 N. Academy Blvd. ......................................... Colorado Springs 719-634-7390 Quality Choice 2398 E Boulder St ................................................. Colorado Springs 719-632-5667 1905 N Academy Blvd ........................................... Colorado Springs 719-632-5667 Rocky Mountain Medical 616 Arrawanna Street............. Colorado Springs 719-337-6132 Rocky Road Remedies 2489 S. Academy Blvd. ......................................... Colorado Springs 719-481-9420 4335 E. Platte Ave. ................................................ Colorado Springs 719-574-4230 SPRINGS DISPO 2845 Ore Mill Road Unit #6 ............. Colo. Spgs. 719-633-8499 see ad on page 27 - cannasavers page 75 Terps Dispensary 1000 W. Fillmore Ave #105................. Colorado Springs 719-635-5556 The 64 Store 502 W. Colorado Ave .................................. Colorado Springs 719-602-0640 The Apotheke 2582 S Academy Blvd............................... Colorado Springs 719-392-1616 The Chronic Boutique 2727 Palmer Park Blvd .......................................... Colorado Springs 719-375-0745 3640 W Colorado Ave............................................ Colorado Springs 719-434-2401 325 E Pikes Peak Ave ........................................... Colorado Springs 719-375-8025 The Corner Co Dispensary 430 W. Colorado Ave .......... Colorado Springs 719-465-1331 The Dispensary 2501 W. Colorado Ave #106.................................. Colorado Springs 719-633-1611 2205 Montabello Square #101 ............................. Colorado Springs 719-368-7606 The Epic Remedy 3995 North Academy Blvd ..................................... Colorado Springs 719-434-2040 2712 E Fountain Blvd ............................................ Colorado Springs 719-434-6565 1202 E Fillmore St ................................................. Colorado Springs 719-434-6562 The Green House 410 S. 8Th Street Unit B........................................ Colorado Springs 719-344-5996
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The Green Source 975 West Fillmore Street ....................................... Colorado Springs 719-633-1300 318 S. 8th St.......................................................... Colorado Springs 719-635-9002 2103 East Platte Avenue ....................................... Colorado Springs 719-302-2032 1216 N Academy Blvd. .......................................... Colorado Springs 719-573-5665 The Herb Shoppe 3020 W. Colorado Avenue .................. Colorado Springs 719-634-6337 The TreeHouse 34 Buchanan St ..................................................... Colorado Springs 719-354-4983 Third Day Apothecary 4865 N. Academy Blvd. ............... Colorado Springs 719-266-6699 Total Green 1125 S Chelton Rd........................................ Colorado Springs 719-358-8865 Trichome Health Consultants 2117 West Colorado Ave ....................................... Colorado Springs 719-635-6337 1001 S Royer St .................................................... Colorado Springs 719-635-6337 TweedLeaf 1602 W Colorado Ave............................................ Colorado Springs 719-465-2522 5495 N Academy Blvd ........................................... Colorado Springs 719-599-4231 1430 Harrison Rd .................................................. Colorado Springs 719-434-2440 Vital Cannabis 1675 Jetwing Drive .................................. Colorado Springs 719-418-5320 WTJ MMJ Supply 1347 N. Academy Blvd........................ Colorado Springs 719-646-8208 Zipz 3745 Interpark Dr ...................................................... Colorado Springs 719-375-5113 LivWell 1819 E Main St ....................................................................... Cortez 970-565-9577 High Valley Healing Center 116 S. Alder...................................... Crestone 719-256-4006 Rocky Mountain Cannabis 420 Brontosaurus ............................. Dinosaur 833-762-2837 Mountain Medicals 11505 US-24............................................................................ Divide 719-357-9893 Colorado Grow Company 965 1/2 Main Ave................................................................. Durango 970-259-1647 Durango Organics 72 Suttle Street Unit F ........................................................ Durango 970-259-3674 Medical Horticultural Service 789 Tech Center Drive .................. Durango 970-247-4372 Mountain Annies 1644 County Rd. 203......................................... Durango 970-247-2190 Prohibition Herb 1185 Camino Del Rio........................................................... Durango 970-385-8622 Rocky Mountain High 120 E 36th St ............................................. Durango 970-259-4093
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Sante’ Alternative Wellness 742 1/2 Main Ave................................................................. Durango 970-375-2837 Wise Cannabis Co 21950 U.S. 285 ................................................ Fairplay 719-838-2172 4 Real Cannabis 16878 Hwy 160............................................. Fort Garland 719-989-8221 Green World 401 4th Ave.................................................................... Fort Garland 719-206-2837 Southern Colorado Cannabis Club 29577 CO-159 ............................................................... Fort Garland 719-379-4210 Better Green Dispensary 514 Bent Ave .................................................................. Las Animas 719-456-0404 Mesa Organics 420 Bent Ave.................................................... Las Animas 719-456-9620 Earl’s 115 Harrison Ave................................................................... Leadville 719-293-2770 Nature’s Spirit 113 E. 7th Street .................................................................. Leadville 719-486-1900 LivWell 449 Railroad Ave #1............................................................ Mancos 970-533-9848 Emerald Fields 27 Manitou Ave........................................................ Manitou Springs 719-375-0554 Maggie’s Farm 141 Manitou Ave...................................................... Manitou Springs 719-685-1655 High Valley Retail Cannabis 60250 County Road T.............................................................. Moffat 719-480-7477 Green Meadows Dispensary 23360 S. Hwy. 550 ............................................................. Montrose 970-252-1811 Rocky Mountain High 305 Jody Ct............................................... Montrose 970-252-8880 Mesa Organics 611 East 6th St ..................................................................... Ordway 719-267-3402 Wild Wild Weed 114 E 2nd St ......................................................... Ordway 719-404-3500 Good Earth Meds 600 Coleman Blvd. Unit 1 ..................... Pagosa Springs 970-731-3202 Pagosa Organic Therapeutics 298 Bastille Drive Unit #A7, A9................................ Pagosa Springs 970-731-4420 San Juan Strains 356 E Pagosa St...................................................... Pagosa Springs 970-264-5323 The Green House Pagosa 270 E Pagosa St ..................... Pagosa Springs 970-264-3420 Alpine Essentials 850 Commercial Ln ....................................................... Palmer Lake 719-375-1134
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