Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAY-JUNE 2022
Vol 4. Edition 5
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JOB OPTIONS THREATEN STONERDOM "YOU HAVE TO TRY REAL HARD TO NOT GET A JOB RIGHT NOW."
********* e life of PS5 and bong sessions may end for Cannatown Univer- sity seniors who face a dauntingly-open job market full story pg B17 CUGraduateswonderhowto sustaincouch-lockedexistences inspiteof high-salaryo ers
Notes fromMyBunker Hugh Jollydab, Page 8 To show you just how uncertain I am about the future of the world, I am writ- ing this frommy muddy af bunker. See Hugh Jollydab ......................Page 8 HousingwithStrangers JointMortgages , Page 10 Some home buyers have found a bul- let-proof solution during the housing shortage: buying with a small army. See Joint Mortgages....... ..........Page 10 ManWarns of Monsters Gorgamor n, Page 11 A Gorgamor n has been terrorizing the countryside, according to at least one crazed lunatic who saw Stranger ings . See Gorgamor n ......................Page 11 JellyDonuts AreMoldy Emergency, Page 13 Deals InYour Area! Local Maps, Page 20 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors
BudCruiseCrashes Runs Ashore, Page 12 A popular harbor boat is being evacuated just 50 fathoms from its departure port. See Runs Ashore.... ................Page 12 Kishi Bashi at 15 Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Dank Doughnuts CousinDRecipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17
WeeklyCannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9
HighArt: Vibrance NewExhibit, Page 14
Best of AZ Glossy Section ** Pg 51 Phoenix - Tucson - Flagsta CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 25 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . . 31 Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 Hemp/CBD . . . . . . . . . . . 35 Glass Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Vape Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 46 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 50
CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature: Hana Phoenix/Green Valley Page 69 Curaleaf Gtr Phoenix/Tucson Page 63 e Smokers Edge Maricopa Page 85
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