877-262-9377 AndrewMAyers.com
PRST STD US POSTAGE PAID BOISE, ID PERMIT 411
6800 France Ave., Ste. 190 Edina, MN 55435 INSIDE THIS ISSUE
Small Business & Personal Planning Attorney See what my clients say about me on MyGoogleReviews.com!
Museum Magic: Some Visits Can Change How You See the World
1
Can You Sue Yourself? One Woman Actually Did
2
Your Child’s World Is Changing. Here’s How to Help Them Through It
Orange-Glazed Salmon
3
Is AI the Next Stock Market Bubble?
Bigfoot’s Best-Kept Secret? He’s Protected by Law
4
IF YOU SEE BIGFOOT, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT Believe It or Not, Sasquatch Has Legal Protection
Every state has a few quirky laws hiding in its history, but this one might just take the prize. In southern Washington’s Skamania County, it’s illegal to harm Bigfoot. Yes, that Bigfoot. The legendary, oversized, furry forest dweller has inspired campfire stories, documentaries, blurry photos, and countless “I swear I saw something” tales for decades. Whether you believe Sasquatch is real or simply camera- shy, Skamania County isn’t taking any chances. The law was originally adopted on April 1, 1969, which naturally led many people to assume it was nothing more than an elaborate April Fools’ joke, but it’s entirely real. Local officials repeatedly confirmed the ordinance was genuine, and newspapers continued reporting on it to clear up any confusion. Then, in 1984, things got even more interesting. The county updated the ordinance, officially declaring Sasquatch an endangered species and even creating a Sasquatch Refuge. Neighboring Whatcom County eventually followed suit by establishing its own Sasquatch protection and refuge area.
Now, before you imagine lawmakers passionately debating Bigfoot conservation, the real reason behind the law is actually much more practical. The forests of Washington have long attracted enthusiastic and sometimes heavily armed Bigfoot hunters. Officials worried that someone determined to bag the legendary
creature might accidentally mistake another hiker, camper, or even a prankster in a furry costume for Sasquatch. And yes, plenty of Bigfoot enthusiasts are willing to dress the part, making mistaken identity a surprisingly reasonable concern. If someone were to violate the ordinance in Skamania County, the consequences aren’t exactly mythical. Harming a Sasquatch (or what someone believes is one) can carry a penalty of up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. So, if your next hiking trip through Washington’s forests includes an unexpected encounter with a towering, hairy figure, the safest bet is to admire from a distance. Whether it’s Bigfoot, another hiker,
or your friend wearing an incredibly convincing costume, everyone will appreciate the decision.
4 | 877-262-9377
Published by Newsletter Pro • newsletterpro.com
Made with FlippingBook Ebook Creator