Page No: 26 Dulwich Despatch
Bacon Blog
Welcome to my bacon blog this is an amazing blog. I am a man, or a woman in a parallel universe maybe I am an alien to you if you are listening from another planet my name is [INSERT NAME HERE] yes that is right I am anonymous I AM JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. Now on to bacon. I would like to make a few statements about bacon: Bacon is love. Bacon is life Bacon is that bond that holds all us baconators together Bacon is your doorstep Bacon is the conscience of the proud pig Bacon is hearty wholegrain goodness Bacon is a pig made 100 times better Bacon Slices are the aristocrats of the meaty world Bacon is the knot that ties life to life We explore the deeper meaning behind what bacon is and where it come from we will start our story 500 years ago
THE MESSIAH -
Kevin Bacon
And he descended from the heavens of porky goodness and was born in a deep fat fryer of a slaughter house and was quickly transported to the holy isle 5 of Tesco to preach the great words of our lord the baconator. He was then transferred to the fridge of destiny he then later exploded himself and sent bacon to all in need. Lawrie Beckett, 7W
Ben Stevenson, 8W
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