LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
Ilhan Omar dresses to expresses her beliefs. But I believe taxes are too high. If I dressed to express my beliefs – buck naked like Lady Godiva – I’d hear some insensitive remarks too. Speaking of which, President Trump is in a lot of trouble for his Tweet about The Squad: “Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came?” Wait a minute, Donald. “ Totally broken and crime infested? ” They are in Congress. In fact, Trump wasn’t the first to cast shade on the “Four Flibbertigibbets.” Nancy Pelosi called them out for being too far to the left. And when Nancy Pelosi says you’re too far to the left – oh boy! You have veered out of the passing lane, crossed the median strip, and are driving into oncoming traffic! But that’s only what the Democratic JV Team is up to. What about the Varsity? They’re all running for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination. It’s a race for the Democratic nomination that seems to be based on The Seven Dwarfs in Disney’s SnowWhite . (With Hillary Clinton playing the wicked stepmother: “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” And the answer turned out to be Donald Trump, which was a big surprise to everybody.) Trump is running against the seven (or is it 27?) dwarfs. There’s Grumpy – Bernie Sanders. There’s Sleepy – Joe Biden.
major opposition – the kind of politicians that, in normal times, no one would bother mentioning. Specifically, no one would bother mentioning the four young “progressive” congresswomen known as “The Squad.” Maybe this is a reference to “The Mod Squad” because they’re as silly as that 1960s TV show. (Not that any of them would know – none of Massachusetts 7th Congressional District, where you could elect a paper bag marked “Democrat.” (Although you have to promise to recycle the paper bag – Democrats are very opposed to climate change.) Next, there’s Rashida Tlaib, who thinks the Gaza Strip is the ideal model for a national government and who also represents the parts of Detroit where you wouldn’t send your worst enemy on a daytime errand. Plus there’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a woman who’s really accomplished something... She made the “blonde joke” obsolete. Lastly, there’s Ilhan Omar, the one in a gunnysack – did I just say that out loud? I am so sorry. It was such an insensitive remark. I’ll try to be more “woke.” “ Plus there’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a woman who’s really accomplished something.. She made the “blonde joke” obsolete. them had been born back then.) There’s Ayanna Pressley from the
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September 2019
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