American Consequences - April 2020

This is stupid, I just tried tomake hand sanitizer and it came out as RUMAND COKE. John opened up the last package of toilet paper bought by his parents in 2020. VIRAL September morning 2050:

If the year 2000 was Y2K, will the year 2020 be known as Y2-PLY?

To go to they grocery store, they said a mask and gloves were enough... They lied... Everybody else had clothes on.

Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working fromhome and will send us instructions on what to do.

Have we tried unplugging 2020, waiting

ten seconds and plugging back in?

Due to the Quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.


April 2020

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