American Consequences - April 2020

Anybody who said that oneman can't change the world never ate an under- cooked bat.

Themoment when you're worried about the elderly and realize that you are the elderly.

At last, a way to lay on the couch doing nothing and save the world DON'T SCREW THIS UP!

The buttons on my jeans have started Social Distancing from each other.

You think it's bad now? In 20 years this country will be run

by people home schooled by day drinkers...

For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to cough in a rich persons face and wait for their results.

Quarentine 15 is the new Freshman 15

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