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Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAY-JUNE 2023
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DISNEY PARK TURNS INTO A WAR ZONE MICKEY & OTHER MASCOTS GO ON BLOODY POLITICAL RAMPAGE
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Miller Sues e M&Ms News in Brief, Page 7 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 14 Long considered to be one of the most pivotal moments in sportswear, we take a look back at the clog that started it all. See e Clog Hits 40.. ...............Page 10 BestBathroomsinTown Best Crapper, Page 11 We've assembled the top list of public re- strooms throughout Cannatown. See Best Crapper.. ..................Page 11 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Let's Talk Couples! Spring Gossip, Page 6 Moira Bitterman dishes all the juicy gossip you've been waiting to hear about this spring's latest ings! See Spring Gossip.. .....................Page 6 Story of the Air J ø rgen e Clog Hits 40, Pg 10
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Word on the Street
Love is in the Air! Let's Talk Couples!
By Moira Bitterman Hey to the ho, Bitterverse! Are you keeping up with the Soaps these days? Have you seen the new hunk on All My Flower Beds ? He's a chiseled man who always carries a sleeve of creamy, Cannoli-style temple balls. Oh, hold me back! I don't say it oen, but I've to- tally found my man! Oh, did you hear? Word is, Gigi Hall is dating Bryan VanAnnabee. But Escort Monthly just
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - eir insults kind of hurt, but they were right about the Jujyfruits literally spilling from your lips. Taurus - You’re not supposed to see the bride before you wed, sure, but don’t you think you should’ve met rst? Gemini - Something about the concept of digital trading cards of yourself isn’t work- ing, like you should’ve made more than one. Cancer - Sad to say, but the stars acciden- tally put your fortune in a cookie at the Southdale P.F. Chang’s. Leo - ere’s no better time in life, than ap- proximately forty-two days, 16 hours and 39 minutes from now. Virgo - Your date was cool to learn you have cats but she’s not gonna like that you carry them around in your trenchcoat.
Libra - is new business venture could be pretty lucrative, although, you’re not sure how much blood to keep for yourself. Scorpio - If someone calls you an NPC you’re gonna cut to the chase and ask what you should eat for dinner. Sagittarius - ey were impressed you were a “high roller” until you brought out your skates. Capricorn - Even with a news crew and Guinness judges at your house you can never tell anyone about the size of your poopie. Aquarius - You will inherit a collection of used paper clips. Pisces - Years ago, you woke up doing phan- tom hand movements, unable to tell what was going on until someone put a Hurdy Gurdy on your lap and you played F r Elise.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
New book tells lukewarm story of fancy cheese It was ten millennia ago, and a peasant had just gotten kicked in the head by a cow as it was milked. e thick cream, sitting in a sheepskin container, coagulated into curds and whey, the rennet unknowingly making possible the rst of the world's fancy cheeses as the peasant fell unconscious for a week. From farm to fromage, history was made. Now, the new book e History of Fancy Cheese , tells the lukewarm story behind the fancy cheeses we know and love to eat char- cuterie-style. From humble origins in dank, musky stables, to its place at royal feasts, this skunky tale answers all the questions human- ity has wondered about fancy cheese things. Stephen Miller sues M&M's for Infringement e former presidential advisor sued MARS for stealing and using his patented candy shell head for their M&M spokes-characters, a claim the company calls "mildly accurate."
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UFO'S FLY AMONG US Canngress Hears Testimony On Increased Sightings
e Myriagon, Can- natowns’ military unit, is “invester- gating” a growing number of cases of UFOs and currently tracking some 420 events, head of the responsible agency told a canngres- sional committee on Wednesday. But Kirk Seanpatrick, director of the All-Seeing UFO Oce, also hoped to shed some light on what’s behind the increase in sight- ings, telling them, “I have no f*cking idea.” e unexplained incursions have le Cannatown’s leader- ship worrying that
showed a snippet of laser Pink Floyd at the Pantages, and the third, a shiny cube seem- ingly bouncing around in the clouds like a die among cotton balls. “ at’s the one I can’t stop watching,” Se- anpatrick told the audience. “I’m gonna post it on Reddit’s r/OddlySatisfying tonight.” However the director was sure to state that they’d found absolutely no credible evidence of alien activity, to a certain degree of spite, mostly because the vast majority of active cases ended up in having to clean detritus hanging from power lines like balloons and shoes. Such excursions were a major source of burnout for agents, he said. Only a small percentage of the cases could reasonably be called really really strange he argued. It was quite the turn from the same person who, along with co-author Allison Bundy, published in February a theory
oating nefarious vehicles may be operated by adversaries, in particular, possibly Resin- ville, or Mt. Durban, the sister city that’s been chasing down some money loaned to Cannatown decades ago. Seanpatrick said that about half the reports have been prioritized for more research because they’re a little bit mind-blowing. “In one case, a person just spontaneously combusted. Who does that?” he said. “And these huge crop circles where they’re stealing all the nugs in a huge eld? It’s inhuman.” During his testimony, he screened home videos of three declassi ed incidents recorded by military drones. e rst video, showing a giant oblong spheroid in the air, seemed to bump into a barn as if backing up and trying to park. e second video
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that the recent UFOs are probes from a mothership somewhere in our solar system. “I should probably come clean and let you know that, when I came up with that theory, I’d been smaking a large wad of Cat Piss wax and my neighbor was skeet-shooting the lids of his garbage cans as I was passing out in the garden,” Seanpatrick explained. Interest in his oce grew when a spy balloon--now known to be Ernie Mills on a lawn chair--was shot down over Cannatown airspace but went largely undetected due to “an oce luncheon.” Is there technology out there that could be used against us? a canngresswoman asked the director. “Ab- solutely,” he replied. “Was it Ernie? No, God rest his soul.” Here are some other incidents brought by whistleblowers that Seanpatrick sought to address: “Whistlegate” - In the morning of Nan- tucket 11th, the quiet community of Creeper Knoll awoke at 4:20 in the morning to the sound of angry, otherworldly whistling. “It was a violent thrashing, like a machine being executed,” one neighbor quipped on national television. But the military unit concluded there was no such alien attack or frequencies recorded. When they looked further, it appeared that a well-known character Wacks McTom had accidentally dropped an operational circular saw down his own chimney as he worked on his roof. “We told him he was a stupid bastard,” Seanpatrick reported. " e Egg of Earwax" - Citizens of Earwax called authorities through the night to report a giant oating egg in the vicinity. At rst, claims were dismissed, because they coincided with a Vanilla Kush festival and subsequent reports of elves and uorescent cats. But several people lmed the egg knocking down festival lights as it ew side- ways through the downtown and toward the mall. Seanpatrick says the agency cracked
the egg case the next day when they found it in a dumpster behind a locally-recognized college party house. One resident, Patricia Cake, admitted to turning her drone into the egg-shaped projectile using foam and duct tape. And all for a Tik Tok video. " e Flying Man of Constantine" - e infamous Flying Man of Constantine Hill turned out to be Je on his jet pack. “We’ve told him to tone it down some, and in particular, to stop ying over Betty Marcus at her bus stop around 6pm because it freaks out that sweet old lady.” Je was just trying out his KMart jet pack and was responsible for many complaints during the rst half of last year. But that had abruptly ended aer a tragic incident, Seanpatrick explained, and o ered a moment of silence. " e Shiny Orbs of Wonder" - One of the most memorable recent interactions with the public and unidenti ed objects came during the Summer Solstice parade at dusk in lower Reeferbrook, where thousands witnessed oating antigravitational orbs of varying sizes. Conspiracy theorists took it to mean the end of the world, while others tried to seize upon the zeitgeist of the mo- ment with book and movie deals. “We actu- ally found out the orbs belong to the army base nearby,” Seanpatrick explained. “Not that anyone communicates stu like that around here. Turns out they were not only Army orbs, but they’ve had them for years .” When pressed for examples of measures taken to protect Cannatown against pos- sible attacks, none could be given, although Senior Lieutenant Kathy Howard did handily point out that its main defense system--citywide dabbing of large reserves of wax--would suce for almost any inva- sion, as it has in the past. “Do you remember when Stem Gulch tried to steal our prize Haze from our town square? ey ended up high as kites and splurging at the gi shop," she recalled. "Now that’s repower.”
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Cannatown Travel & Leisure
ere’s a shoe making the rounds on talkshows and celebrity feet in a sort of revival lately, however, it’s not clear we ever really said goodbye. e Air Jørgen, nearing 40 years in existence, is back on top. At the time the shoe deal was signed in 1984, another badass brand of Træsko (Danish clogs) called Holm’s of Dark Night was considered the “Lord of Loafers” among the “cloggers,” a numerous class of unmarried peasants who took service with the forest-based farm- History of the Air J rgen Best Clog in History? Critics Say Yes.
come out with this new technology, called Alder Soles, says Falk. “And so we were gonna call it the ‘Alder Jørgen’” says Falk but it just didn’t “roll o the tunge.” Until one day the company realized how grace- fully Jørgen spun and kicked high with his clogs. And it just t. “ e Air Jørgen.” When Nielsen signed the deal, they were thinking we’d be selling $300 kroner in a year,” recalls Falk. “But we sold $1,260 kroner.” As legend has it, the cloggers, and more formally, e Feisty Fynboes, a locally incorporated group vying for the EuroClog
quali cation, ac- tually banned the rst Air Jørgens because of a rule concerning the snout and upward bend of the shoe, to conform with the fashion of the times. Jørgen was reportedly ned $4.20 for every performance in his banned clogs and Nielsen
ers for room and board. At night they danced for small crowds that gathered. eir hierarchy and reputations within their circles de- pended on the very clogs they wore, oen the Fynboe clogs of yore, made from ne Alder wood, with a proboscis point.
gladly paid every time, giddily high to capitalize on free publicity. But when it comes to the Air Jørgen’s popularity, the rest is obvious history. e clog was a must-have shoe for lowkey, middle-class peasantry in the 80’s and 90’s and even had a few sales in Randers and Aarhus. It helped the clog more widely trickle into pop culture including early b- sides on Tv-2 albums. e Air Jørgen has seen several iterations since then, and yet the Air Jørgen 1 remains the iconic staple still found on the streets and in country houses of East Jutland. It’s also the subject of the latest lm by Benja- min A ecksen, in theaters now.
ey wished to catch up to their Welsh and Dutch counterparts in order to nally compete in EuroClog, the transcontinental dancing competition. ere was, however, one rookie clogger, Mikkel Jørgen, who’d come from the lowest parts of East Jutland, who some considered a prodigy. It was reportedly Jørgen’s dance instructor Daisy Falk who appealed to his mother when he originally turned down the licensing agreement with the shoe company Nielsen. e deal was great, one unheard of for a poor clogging farmhand, and Jørgen’s own father called him an idiot for not tak- ing it and threw bong water all over him. So Jørgen nally caved. Nielsen had just
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One of the most common questions we get in the Dispatches newsroom is “Where’s the bathroom?” ough so routine in our daily survival, we editors decided the more appropriate question is, “Where’s the best bathroom?” Today we explore the most luxurious and cutting-edge toilets in town, guaranteed to make your poop break an unforgettable one. First up, we have the "Golden rone" at the swanky Waxdorf Hotel, where cleanli- ness is godliness. A crapper used by all of the who’s who in Cannatown, hang around long enough and you might just spot “Brass” Eddie or Aretha Guiseppe taking care of business. is toilet is made entirely out of 24-carat gold, and encrusted with diamonds and rubies and raw oysters. It’s equipped with a double-bidet, and the seat itself is an actual converted throne recycled Best Bathrooms in Cannatown Top Toilets for Tinkle Time
lection system. Plus, you'll feel like you're doing your part for the environment. e downside is that it’s a literal hole in the ground and attracts an inglorious army of May ies during spring. For the ultimate high-tech experience, head over to the "Smart Bathroom" at the Dankavity Terrace shopping center. is toilet is equipped with voice-activated
controls, so you can ush, wash your hands, and even order pizza without ever having to touch a button. It also has a built-in en- tertainment system, so you can catch up on your favorite TV shows or play games while you're dealing with Montezuma’s revenge. Last but not least, try the "Time Traveling Toilettes" located in the Historic District. Each john is a blast from the past, designed to look like a classic outhouse from the 1800s. But don't let its rustic appear- ance fool you – step inside, and you'll be transported to di erent eras of history, from ancient Rome to medieval Europe to the Wild West. eoretically, it’s scienti - cally possible given the non-stop plumes of Headband live rosin dabs coming through the air vents, so you’re essentially raked solid by time you try to wipe. Hundreds of loos were considered but only four could be named the best. Wheth- er you're in the mood for opulence, the outdoors, high-tech features, or time travel, there’s a boweltopia for everyone, such that they stop using the newsroom latrine, which again, is not open to the public.
from the British Museum in the Little England district. Re ect as you sit among cavernous glitzy pillars and enjoy the Ger- man Renaissance architecture. ere’s an inherent echo and rushing ambience that zeroes out any unfortunate sounds and smells with disinfecting white noise. If you're more of a nature lover, you'll want to check out the "Eco-Friendly Oasis" at the Pungton Park. is toilet is entirely self-sustaining, thanks to its rainwater col-
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are, however, talented indie rock singer-song- writers and e Record is a testament to their abilities both individually and collectively. It also follows a blueprint the trio established on their 2018
Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
Black Country, New Road Live at Bush Hall
self-titled EP and basically doubles that approach: a set of midtempo tunes that take turns giv- ing each musician the spotlight along with the occasional upbeat track and
2022 was a wild ride for Black Country, New Road. Issac Wood, their lead singer and guitar-
ist, publicly announced he was leaving the group four days before the February release of their superb sophomore album Ants From Up ere . e ensuing tour was cancelled. e rest of the band decided to stay together and write new music while saying they would not perform live any material from Wood's tenure. A summer tour commenced with said new tunes and the year culminated in three concerts mid-December, lmed by the band, each one to a di erent costumed theme, seem- ingly unrelated other than "why the hell not," but nearly identical in setlist, which would become Live at Bush Hall released in March. For a group that lost its lead singer, the album is a demonstration of how the show can go on without requiring reinvention or any new members. ree of those remaining trade turns on vocals and Live at Bush Hall is less an attempt to make a sequel of Ants From Up ere , more a coherent progression despite the void le in Wood's wake. It's like running into a friend you haven't seen in a while and they've got a new haircut. You immediately recognize them, it takes your brain a moment to process, but you're glad they're there.
another built on three-part harmonies. ose grouped in the latter two categories serve as personal favorites on both releases and lead to my only "complaints" of wishing they did more harmony-based o erings like e Record's opening "Without You Without em" (and the EP's closer "Ketchum, ID") and would indulge in fully rocking out more like on "$20" and "Satanist." But, that's on me, a middle aged man. I'm not a boy genius, unlike these three twentysomethings.
Scott McMicken and THE EVER- EXPANDING Shabang You may not know the name Scott Mc- Micken, but as co- leader of the beloved
Philly-based Dr. Dog, his voice and tunes are familiar to many. While that band will apparently still be releasing new music despite no longer touring, Scotty's got a new all caps cohort called THE EVER-EXPANDING that provides an outlet for the guitarist's songwrit- ing and brings Dog fans back to the low(er)- early days of the mid-aughts. On Shabang , the group takes McMicken's tunes and leans into a reggae-ish feel for a number of them. It's a relaxed, loose a air that will serve as a quality soundtrack for warmer days ahead
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Recipes from Cousin D Low Sugar High THC Puddin Pop Be the life of the pool party with this classic! Ingredients ½ cup sugar substitute (Stevia, Splenda, etc.) ½ cup infused corn syrup (recipe below) ⅓ cup cornstarch (heaping) 1 tbsp avoring of choice such as Food coloring if desired to match avor Fresh fruit or other add if desired 4 cups heavy cream 4 cups whole milk ½ cup sugar Heat everything except for the corn syrup on medium heat until the bubbles begin, but well before a boil. Add and whisk in corn syrup for couple minutes to work into the mix. Everything is going to start to thicken somewhat -- at which point, kill the heat and let it cool for a few minutes. Let it cool until you can begin transferring it into your con- tainers. It will continue to thicken as it cools and of course aer placed in the freezer. and you can turn the heat o let it cool for a few moments till you can start transferring it into your containers it will continue to thicken as it cools and of course aer you place every- thing in the freezer. Make these a day before you need them because you want a good 12 hours for a hard freeze. You can nd the molds online in a number of shapes. It’s a crowd pleaser on a hot day as long as you have a way to keep them frozen until serving. To make this a “full-sugar” treat instead use 2 cups sugar and a cup of corn syrup. I also recommend using some fruit to go decadent, but of course this will change your volume. e best result I found was the berries n’ cream avor, because I chopped up the raspberries and blackberries really well and cooked them directly with the milk and cream, making it simple to pour.
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El Paso St .....................................Colorado Springs 719-418-3854 BioMeds 2301 Rand Ave ...............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-8289 Bobby Brown Best Buds 506 S Nevada Ave ................................................................Colorado Springs 719-645-8058 Briargate Wellness Center 890 Dublin Blvd. Suite C ..................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-3510 Buku Loud 3079 S Academy Blvd ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-391-2858 Cannabicare 1466 Woolsey Heights ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-573-2262 Confidential Cannabis 3044 W Colorado Ave .............................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-1050 Doctors Orders 2106 E. Boulder Street ........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-8808 Elevations Dispensary 8270 Razorback Rd ................................................................Colorado Springs 719-468-6337 EMERALD CITY WELLNESS 621 W Colorado......................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-358-6955 see ad on page 3 - cannasavers page 35 EMJ’S Medical Dispensary 2918 Wood Ave ...............................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-1907 Fountain Organics 5421 Rio Vista Dr. ..........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-394-8883 Frost Harvest Co. 1324 Garden of the Gods ...............................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-3860 Garden of the Budz 3178 W Colorado ........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-471-2839 Golden Meds 329 Pikes Peak Ave ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-630-5075 Grant Pharms 320 Prairie Rd ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-387-1633 Grant Pharms II 1591 E Cheyenne Mountain Blvd ......................................................Colorado Springs 719-387-1634 Green Farms 3629 Galley Rd ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-424-7028 Green Pharm 2 4335 N. Academy Blvd Suite 100 ......................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-8245 Grow Life 115 E Garden of the Gods Rd ......................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-1700 Headmaster 319 Bonfoy Ave ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-694-8000 Healing Canna (Bijou) 3692 E. Bijou St .......................................................................Colorado Springs 719-637-7645 (West) 22 S. Chesnut St B ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-559-4180 Healthy Leaf 3715 Drennen Rd .....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-216-5452 Herbal Healing 408 E Fillmore St .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-632-5904 Heylow Cannabis Company 1330 Garden of the Gods Rd .........................................Colorado Springs 719-531-7079 High Hopes 288 S. Academy Blvd. Ste C ....................................................................Colorado Springs 719-630-2137 4344 Montebello Dr. ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-593-7191 High Tops 1022 S Royer St ...........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-473-0279 2306 N Powers Blvd ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-597-9333 Jade Kola 3750 Astrozon Blvd #140 ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-1138 Kanopya Springs 2545 Platte Pl ...................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-9198 Kika Kush 555 N Circle Dr .............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-1493 Levity Wellness 426 W. Fillmore ..................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-266-5463 Living Rose Wellness 212 S 21st St ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-473-9797 LivWell 570 N Murray .................................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-574-8443 3234 N. Nevada Ave ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-622-6652
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Lux Leaf 2222 W Colorado Ave ....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-999-5934 Maggie’s Farm 818 E. Fillmore .....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-358-8849 1420 S Nevada Ave .......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-328-0420 MariMeds 222 E. Moreno Ave ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-8285 Medical Cannabis and Partners 335 N. Circle Dr .......................................................Colorado Springs 719-799-0516 MODERN BOTANY 2727 Palmer Park Blvd #A........................................ Colo. Spgs. 719-375-0745 3640 W Colorado Ave ............................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-344-5779 see ad below - cannasavers page 47 Native Roots 3660 Austin Bluffs Pkwy ........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-528-7143 (Gas and Grass) 1705 W Uintah ..................................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-5512 (Gas and Grass) 1003 N Academy Blvd .....................................................Colorado Springs 719-550-0327 (Gas and Grass) 1433 S. Tejon St. ..............................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-7739 Naturaleaf 5875 Lehman Dr #100 ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-264-6337 1004 S. Tejon Street ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-630-7300 2727 Palmer Park ..........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-368-7800 NuVue Pharma 2304 E Platte Avenue .........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-418-3859 Original Cannabis Growers 2625 East Saint Vrain Unit A ..........................................Colorado Springs 719-475-9333 Pure Medical 207 W Rockrimmon Blvd Unit C ...........................................................Colorado Springs 719-264-0800 8025 N. Academy Blvd. .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-7390 Quality Choice 1905 N Academy Blvd .........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-354-4381 Rocky Mountain Medical 616 Arrawanna Street ........................................................Colorado Springs 719-337-6132 Silver Stem 5156 Centennial Blvd ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-308-2175 410 S. 8Th Street Unit B ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-5996 Springs Dispo 2845 Ore Mill Road Unit #6 .................................................................Colorado Springs 719-633-8499 Terps Dispensary 1000 W. Fillmore Ave #105 ............................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-5556 The 64 Store 502 W. Colorado Ave ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-602-0640 The Apotheke 2582 S Academy Blvd ...........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-392-1616 The Chronic Boutique 325 E Pikes Peaks Ave ............................................................Colorado Springs 719-203-5637 The Dispensary 2205 Montabello Square #101 ........................................................Colorado Springs 719-368-7606 The Epic Remedy 3995 North Academy Blvd .............................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-2040 2712 E Fountain Blvd ....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-6565 1202 E Fillmore St .........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-6562 The Green Source 975 West Fillmore Street ...............................................................Colorado Springs 719-633-1300 318 S. 8th St ...................................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-9002 2103 East Platte Avenue ...............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-302-2032 1216 N Academy Blvd. ..................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-573-5665 The Herb Shoppe 3020 W. Colorado Avenue ..............................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-6337 The TreeHouse 34 Buchanan St ...................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-354-4983 Third Day Apothecary 4865 N. Academy Blvd. ...........................................................Colorado Springs 719-266-6699 Total Green 1125 S Chelton Rd ....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-597-0304 Trichome Health Consultants 2117 West Colorado Ave ...........................................Colorado Springs 719-635-6337 1001 S Royer St .............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-6337 Vital Cannabis 1675 Jetwing Drive ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-5799 Zipz 3745 Interpark Dr ...................................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-5113 Durango Organics 1013 E Main St ...............................................................................................Cortez 970-565-6500 LivWell 1819 E Main St ...................................................................................................................Cortez 970-565-9577 High Valley Healing Center 116 S. Alder ...................................................................................Crestone 719-256-4006
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Higher Elevation 152 W Silver Ave .............................................................................................Crestone 719-256-4800 Dino Dispensary 800 3rd St ........................................................................................................ Dinosaur 970-216-2785 DinoTreats 102 Tyrannosaurus Triangle ................................................................................... Dinosaur 970-374-2350 Rocky Mountain Cannabis 420 Brontosaurus .......................................................................... Dinosaur 833-762-2837 Mountain Medicals 11505 US-24 ................................................................................................... Divide 719-357-9893 4 Corners Cannabis and CBD 72 Suttle Street Unit F & G ....................................................... Durango 970-259-3674 Border Buds 1929 US- 550 ..........................................................................................................Durango 970-259-2639 Colorado Grow Company 965 1/2 Main Ave ..............................................................................Durango 970-259-1647 Durango Cannabis Company US-160 ....................................................................................... Durango 970-259-4062 Durango Organics Grandview 37 Co Rd 232............................................................................. Durango 970-426-4381 Durango Rec Room 145 E College Dr .........................................................................................Durango 970-764-4087 Kinfolk Farms 83A Davidson Creek Rd...................................................................................... Durango 970-759-8683 Lova Canna Co 1135 S Camino Del rio 220 .............................................................................. Durango 970-422-8029 Mammoth Farms 927 CO-3 ........................................................................................................ Durango 970-422-3282 Medical Horticultural Service 789 Tech Center Drive ...............................................................Durango 970-247-4372 Mountain Annies 1644 County Rd. 203 ......................................................................................Durango 970-247-2190 Prohibition Herb 1185 Camino Del Rio ..................................................................................... Durango 970-385-8622 Rocky Mountain High 120 E 36th St ...........................................................................................Durango 970-259-4093 Sante Alternative W 7th St ......................................................................................................... Durango 970-375-2837 Sante’ Durango 742 1/2 Main Ave ..............................................................................................Durango 970-375-2837 Telluride Bud Company 3473 Main Ave .....................................................................................Durango 970-422-8311 The Green House 730 S Camino Del Rio .................................................................................Durango 970-247-2420 The Greenery 208 Parker Ave E ...................................................................................................Durango 970-403-3710 Wise Cannabis Co 21950 U.S. 285 ...............................................................................................Fairplay 719-838-2172 Green World 401 4th Ave ......................................................................................................Fort Garland 719-206-2837 Southern Colorado Cannabis Club 29577 CO-159 .............................................................Fort Garland 719-379-4210 Better Green Dispensary 514 Bent Ave ................................................................................Las Animas 719-456-0404 LUCKY MONKEY BUDS 511 Ambassador Thompson Blvd............................ Las Animas 719-454-1420 see ad below - cannasavers page 37 Maggie’s Farm 332 Bent Ave .................................................................................................Las Animas 719-223-9799 Star Buds 420 Bent Ave .........................................................................................................Las Animas 719-456-9620 Wild Wild Weed 335 6th St .....................................................................................................Las Animas 719-404-3500 Earl’s 115 Harrison Ave ............................................................................................................... Leadville 719-293-2770 Floyd’s Fine Cannabis 1101 Poplar St ....................................................................................... Leadville 719-293-2221 Roots Rx 145 Front St ................................................................................................................ Leadville 719-486-0912 LivWell 101 Railroad Ave .............................................................................................................. Mancos 970-533-9848 Emerald Fields 27 Manitou Ave .....................................................................................Manitou Springs 719-375-0554 Maggie’s Farm 141 Manitou Ave ...................................................................................Manitou Springs 719-685-1655 1:11 Dispensary 17034 CO-17 ...................................................................................................... Moffat 719-937-7716 High Valley Retail Cannabis 60250 County Road T ..................................................................................................... Moffat 719-480-7477 Ortiz Cannabis 623 Dunn Deal Drive ............................................................................................. Moffat 786-810-8911 Bliss Wellness 1681 E Niagra Rd 100 ......................................................................................Montrose 970-497-4015 Green Meadows Dispensary 23360 S. Hwy. 550 .....................................................................Montrose 970-252-1811 Rocky Mountain High 305 Jody Ct ...........................................................................................Montrose 970-252-8880 Star Buds 611 East 6th St ............................................................................................................. Ordway 719-267-3402 Wild Wild Weed 450 E 1st St ......................................................................................................... Ordway 719-404-3500
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