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From New Orleans to Paris Our Family’s Favorite Museum Moments
Do you enjoy a specific activity when you take a vacation? It could be a special meal at restaurants you don’t have close to home, sporting events, or even local tourist spots. One of the things our family tends to do is to try to learn a little bit about the place we’re visiting, and we often do that by going to a museum. This month, we have a special day just to acknowledge those experiences when we celebrate International Museum Day. One of our more memorable learning experiences was in New Orleans. I’ve only been to New Orleans this one time, and the kids were pretty young. During a rainstorm, we took time to visit the National World War II Museum. It was a great museum, and we learned a lot. But the most important thing we learned that day is that my son is one of those people, even today, who is compelled to read every word of every exhibit in whatever museum we visit. That day, we were constantly urging him to hurry up and finish. But we may have urged him to finish just a little too soon. The following day, we learned that Beyoncé showed up for a private tour, and they closed the entire facility to the public about 15 minutes after we walked out the doors!
I have also made one trip to New York City. Because my wife loves math and has a degree in it, we had to stop at the National Museum of Mathematics. There were so many cool activities at this museum, but the one that really stole our attention involved tricycles with square wheels that the kids could ride on a specially designed floor. Most people would probably avoid a math museum, but this was definitely worth a visit! In 2016, we took a massive family trip to Paris with about 13 or 14 family members. There, we visited countless museums. Probably the most memorable was the Louvre. But what really set this museum visit apart for us, in ways others don’t experience it, was my mother-in-law. As an artist herself, she had planned the entire museum trip out so we were basically sprinting between the exhibits she wanted us to see. We started with the Code of Hammurabi, basically the first written laws ever enacted, before sprinting our way through the museum’s other highlights. With my kids going to school in Hawaii, we became members of the Bishop Museum, Hawaii’s flagship museum with exhibits on science, history, and everything in between. We visited the museum often, learning to truly appreciate Hawaii’s unique history and culture. The other important thing I’ve learned is that my wife enjoys a good museum store almost as much as (or maybe even more than) the museum itself. Although it doesn’t happen often, there have been times when we didn’t have time to run through a museum, but we would still make a stop to go through the museum store.
There are also two big anniversaries this May. May 21st is my wife’s and my 32nd wedding anniversary. That makes us sound old, but I assure you we’re not.
That’s not the only anniversary taking place this month. I started practicing law in 1995 and had the good fortune to be a law partner with Mark Perlmutter, an outstanding lawyer, for many years. Mark was a great lawyer, volunteered in countless ways, and was a great mentor. But this May marks 15 years since Mark retired, and I took over the firm. That’s a big milestone, and I couldn’t be prouder! Thank you to all who have supported us over the years!
- Brooks Schuelke
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THE WILDEST COPYRIGHT CASE YOU’LL EVER HEAR
When a Monkey Picked Up a Camera, the Law Had to Catch Up
In 2011, deep in the jungles of Sulawesi, Indonesia, a crested macaque named Naruto did something unforgettable: He picked up wildlife photographer David Slater’s camera and snapped a series of self-portraits, now known around the world as the “ monkey selfies. ” Whether it was curiosity or a mischievous instinct, those photos became a viral sensation and eventually sparked one of the weirdest legal battles in copyright history. Who really took the picture? This legal drama didn’t begin over “cute animal photos.” It was about who owns the copyright when a monkey takes the photo? Slater, who had traveled to Indonesia and set up the camera, argued that he deserved the copyright because he engineered the situation that made the shots possible. In 2015, the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) filed a lawsuit on Naruto’s behalf to claim copyright, arguing that the monkey should
own the rights to the photos and that any proceeds should benefit Naruto and other crested macaques. The lawsuit hinged on a bold argument: If copyright law grants protections to any “author,” then why not one who captured the image, even if that author is furry and swings from trees? Courts rule animals don’t get copyrights. A federal judge dismissed PETA’s claim, ruling that animals can’t own copyrights. The U.S. Copyright Office echoed this, stating that works created by nonhumans aren’t eligible for copyright protection. In 2018, the U.S. Court of Appeals cemented that view: Naruto and, by extension, other animals lack legal standing to own copyright. Humans reach a compromise. Rather than let the legal fight drag on, Slater and PETA reached a settlement in 2017. Under it, Slater agreed to donate
25% of future revenue from the monkey selfie images to wildlife conservation groups protecting crested macaques and their habitat. This oddball case forced lawmakers and other humans to grapple with questions about how far the law should go in recognizing the rights of nonhumans. In the end, a smiling macaque taught the world something about the limits of human law and gave us an epic selfie to remember it by.
The Case for Slowing Down ARE KIDS TOO BUSY THESE DAYS?
In today’s go-go-go culture, it’s easy for kids’ schedules to fill up fast. Soccer on Mondays, piano on Tuesdays, tutoring on Wednesdays. With all that, it can feel like you’re setting them up for success. But when every free moment is booked, that packed calendar can do more harm than good. Overscheduling doesn’t just make kids busy; it can make them feel overwhelmed. Constant activity makes an impact. Kids who move from one activity to the next without a break often live in a constant state
of “hurry.” Even if they enjoy what they’re doing, the pressure to perform, be on time, and meet expectations can pile up. Over time, that stress may show up as mood swings, irritability, anxiety, or frequent meltdowns. Some kids struggle to explain how they feel, so instead of saying “I’m overwhelmed,” they might complain of headaches or stomachaches or seem unusually emotional. Sleep and energy take a hit. When practices run late, and homework stretches into the night, sleep is often the first thing sacrificed. Lack of rest can affect focus, memory, and emotional control. A child who isn’t getting enough sleep may have trouble paying attention in class, managing frustration, or staying healthy. Rest is essential for growing bodies and brains! Free time makes a difference. Unstructured time can look unproductive, but it plays a huge role in development. When kids have time to play, daydream,
or invent their own fun, they’re learning creativity, independence, and problem- solving skills. Free time allows them to decompress and process their experiences, something structured activities don’t always provide. Without it, kids miss out on learning how to entertain themselves and regulate their emotions. Burnout can steal the joy. One of the biggest ironies of overscheduling is burnout. Activities that once felt exciting can start to feel like chores. Kids may lose interest not because they dislike the activity but because they’re exhausted. When everything feels mandatory, joy can fade, and that can dampen motivation and confidence. Remember, the goal isn’t to eliminate activities, it’s about balance. Leaving room for rest, family time, and simple fun helps kids recharge and reconnect with what they enjoy. Sometimes, doing less allows children to grow more emotionally, socially, and mentally.
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TAKE A BREAK
Long before modern ideas of rights and fairness, societies made laws that seem downright bizarre today, yet each was crafted to solve a real problem or reinforce vital cultural values at the time. When you dig into the reasons behind these ancient rules, the logic reveals practical concerns rather than pure absurdity. Sparta made marriage a civic duty. In militaristic Sparta, personal freedom took a back seat to state survival. Spartan men were expected to marry and produce soldiers; refusing to wed was frowned upon, and inveterate bachelors were fined and punished socially. Bachelors past a certain age faced ridicule and exclusion because every man who stayed single did not produce children who could then become warriors. In a society built around war readiness, strong incentives for marriage were strategic. Olive trees were protected like national treasures. In ancient Athens, an olive tree was not an ordinary plant. It was sacred, symbolic, and economically essential. Olive oil had many uses: It lit lamps, healed wounds, and was a popular item people would trade. In the 6th century B.C.E., the Athenian lawmaker Solon made it illegal to cut down olive trees without official permission, with sometimes It’s Not Nonsense After All THE REAL PURPOSE BEHIND ANCIENT ‘ABSURD’ LAWS
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severe penalties for lawbreakers. Back then, preserving olive groves was literally protecting the city’s future. Russia taxed
Steak • 1 tbsp soy sauce • 1 tbsp oyster sauce • 1 tbsp grated fresh ginger • 2 cloves garlic, minced • 1 tsp sesame oil
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beards to spur modernization. Fast-forward to 17th- century Russia, where Tsar Peter the Great was determined to drag his kingdom into the
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Renaissance era. Part of that meant shaving off traditional beards, which were seen as backward by Western European standards, and adopting clean-shaven faces. When the outright banning of facial hair sparked religious resistance and rebellion, Peter pivoted: Keep your beard, just pay a tax, and carry a metal token. It was a unique combination of cultural reform and fiscal strategy. These examples remind us that what now sounds absurd often grew out of urgent needs or deeply held values. Punishing men for not marrying, olive tree preservation, and beard control may sound silly at first, but each solved a problem that mattered in its day.
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The Museum Detours That Made Our Trips Better
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The Monkey Who Broke Copyright Law
When ‘Doing It All’ Becomes Too Much for Kids
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How Unusual Laws Shaped Ancient Societies
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It’s Not All ‘Arrr!’ and Buried Gold
These Little-Known Facts Tell a Different Story Think You Know Pirates?
When most people think of pirates, they imagine gruff voices shouting “Arrr!” and fun, over-the-top accents. However, did you know that in reality, pirates spoke in the accents of their home countries? English, Spanish, French, and Dutch dialects mingled aboard ships, depending on the crew. The exaggerated pirate voice we recognize today comes from a 1950 Disney film, not real history.
decisions. Pirates even offered
compensation for injuries. Losing a limb could earn a sailor extra shares of the loot. Female pirates were real and powerful.
But wait, let’s check out a few more little-known facts about pirates!
Buried treasure was pretty rare. Thanks to books and movies, pirates are forever linked to hidden treasure and mysterious maps marked with a giant “X.” However, most pirates didn’t bury their loot, because gold and goods were only valuable if they were spent. Since pirate life was risky and often short, crews usually divided their plunder immediately and enjoyed it in port towns. Only a handful of pirates are known to have buried treasure at all. Pirate ships had rules and democracy. Despite their scary reputation, pirate crews weren’t chaotic free- for-alls. Many ships operated under a formal code of conduct that laid out rules for behavior, punishments, and the division of treasure. Captains were often elected, and they voted on significant
Piracy wasn’t exclusively a man’s world. Famous women like Anne Bonny and Mary Read fought alongside male pirates and earned respect for their bravery. Even more impressive was Zheng Yi Sao, a Chinese pirate leader who commanded a massive fleet of hundreds of ships and tens of thousands of sailors. She negotiated her retirement and lived out her days peacefully, something few pirates ever achieved. The Jolly Roger was psychological warfare. Pirate flags weren’t just for decoration. The skull-and-crossbones design, known as the Jolly Roger, was meant to terrify enemy ships into surrendering without a fight. Some flags featured hourglasses, bleeding hearts, or skeletons, each symbol sending a clear message: Surrender quickly, or suffer the consequences.
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