Don’t Give THIS A $7.1 Million, 74-Foot Neiman Marcus Edition Serenity Solar Yacht. What if the sky gets cloudy? What if the sun sets? Give THAT A $549.99 Old Town Saranac Canoe . It works night and day in all kinds of weather and promotes cardio fitness, plus it discourages pesky yacht guests from inviting themselves onboard for cocktails.
Don’t Give THIS The $150,000 'Platinum Mamba' Knife is well-made we’re sure, but it costs more than a Porsche. And color us skeptical about this product-promo quote: “Pirates would have crossed oceans, risked their lives in battle against enemies to own an item such the platinum mamba, a sign of bloody power .”
Give THAT The $63.95 Leatherman Super Tool 300 . The blade is plenty sharp enough for pirate battles, plus you’ll be able to fix everything on the ship while you’re crossing oceans. Maybe a Leatherman isn’t a sign of “ bloody power ,” but its can opener will get you into the tomato juice for a Bloody Mary .
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