Don’t Give THIS A $2,295 Cashmere Pillow Case . Unless you know someone with million-dollar drool...
Give THAT The $26.99 Brazilian cotton hammock from Best Choice Products and a hand- lettered note saying “Leave Me the Hell Alone, I’m Taking a Nap!”
Don’t Give THIS A $75,000 Trek Madone 7 encrusted with diamonds . An obvious result of trust-fund kids growing up with too many bike lanes and not enough potholes.
Give THAT The $69.95 BigWheel Classic. Keeps the “trustafarians” from getting much farther than the end of Mummy’s driveway.
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December 2018
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