By P. J. O’Rourke and Henry Smith
Stupid Putty Right out of a can from Home Depot. Hard as a rock in minutes. Lehman Brothers Piggy-Piggy-Piggy Bank You’ll never see your pennies, nickels, and dimes again!
Drone-On Drone Remote-controlled by Mom. Follows you around and nags.
Brand New Citi Bike Bike-Share Bicycle Costs $3 every time you go for a ride. New Jersey Erector Set
Bad Kid Xmas Décor Weaponized Elf-on-the-Self This not only keeps track of naughty behavior for Santa, but is also able to launch wire- guided E.L.F. (Electric Lash Function) missiles administering powerful Taser shocks.
You’ve got to pay large bribes to get anything built, and as soon as it’s finished, it’s clogged with a...
Toy Traffic Jam
Hundreds of Hot Wheels cars, all welded together.
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