HAVING FUN? - So. Are you going to enjoy Sorsoro, the magician, or the wishing well, or the little taco man puppet show (even though it’s written by Trey Parker)? May- be not. Are you going traverse into Black Bart’s tight little cave (which at least to be fair, no longer smells like a ski lodge shoe locker)? Will you be mesmerized by the div- ing show, now that they don’t climb all the way to the top, and only do three dives to- tal , all preceded by flexing and a weird jig?
This is not to say you won’t have fun. If you find the arcade's new shooting gallery you can easily spend 20 minutes and $100 destroying crap. It is loud and glorious. It was after the meal, as we sat down at the cabana watching the divers, that we ran into Amazon Ani, who would not let on any more about the special Casa Bonita legend we’d heard: about a customer who dove into the pool (which is strictly prohibited and comes with a $3000 fine, our server said). Would it be breaking the law? She didn’t know. Which got us thinking. Would it be recklessly irresponsible for anyone to say that High Times Local might consider helping a mile-high diver who wants to take the restaurant up on that charge, with, say, maybe some legal fees, should they decide to do so? Yes, yes it would, because who knows what legal ramifications that could have, especially if you were good at diving and not the kind of person who would just cannonball. But… would this magazine also bring a lot of peo- ple out and take photos and be ready to feature the saga in a future issue? It would be crazy for us to say, hell yes, of course we would. Hands down, that would be a crazy thing to say. And even a crazier thing to print . Because there IS a catch: You get banned for life. But you die a legend.
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