We received our dinners but without foiled tortillas. Even with flag raised, the plate was cold by time they finally came. By then we asked for a replacement plate. Which came out, perfect, almost immediately. Then they comped the plate. Nice. Fine. Thank you.
want to be properly set back. Don’t just en- joy the sopapillas. Engorge yourself. Stuff your fat fucking face . Eat like you want your cause of death to be extreme, sudden weight gain. This is anti -Ozempic. Find an- other stomach inside yourself and fill it full
until you think you might be bursting. (Then get ready to stumble off with your drink on adventure.) Note: They used to give you huge bottles of honey on the table for your so- papillas. Of course, after a few margaritas, the urge to fill the pastries com- pletely chock full could not be resisted, even if it required every last drop. There is nothing more real and true and good in this world than biting into a so- papilla full of pure honey. Now they just dump
THE FOOD - This was a step up from the olden days of cafeteria-style soggy crap. Granted, it was probably still being dished out like a factory … but the queso fresco, fresh pico, verde salsa… were all decent. We did not eat the rando slaw. Margaritas and other
drinks: More potent than their Sprite-inspired pre- decessors and accord- ingly priced to kill, but still served in cafeteria glass- es, a bold… move . Like your stoner uncle took over at the bar. Sopapillas: Save room and try to starve yourself for a good 2-3 weeks prior, be- cause dessert will set you back. And you
a pool of honey into the bottom of the serving dish, so they’re all sitting in it. Is it enough? Well, you can’t make your own honey hand-grenade. So no . 109 HIGHTIMES LOCAL ▶
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