Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown JULY-AUG 2022
Vol 9. Edition 4
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BREAKING: 2022 WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK SCIENTISTS: WE'VE JUST REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN
********* Deep in Nevada, a country tests atomic bombs that it will even- tually drop on itself in the name of freedom - full story pg B17 ere is absolutely nothing now that can make up for all the shit thus far and it's gonna get worse
School Debt Cannceled Van Cannaby, Page 6 e Mayor has promised to help pay o debt racked up at a local for-pro t college run by local miser, Purp. See Van Cannaby ......................Page 6 AintMilk Turns Sour Down Drain, Page 10 Consumers and employees alike are calling the non-milk substitute the grossest thing since sliced non-bread. See Down Drain....... ...............Page 10 Elephant Ban Begins Swimmin Hole, Page 11 Following one of the worst elephant-poo in the water incidents at CT swimming hole, pachyderms are now banned. See Swimmin Hole ...................Page 11 e Dolls Are Coming Freaky Mystery, Page 12 Hong Bong Icon Sinks News in Brief, Page 7 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors
INDEPTH REPORT Jan 6 Hearings, Page 8 We take a look at the Canngressional hearings rocking the country as the Cannsurrection comes under focus. See Jan 6 Hearings ...................Page 8 Grateful Masterpiece Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Reese's PB Twinkies Cousin D Recipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15 "BUDDHA GRASS" by W. Goodwin, Page 13 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
** Best of the Front Range Pg 43 ** DENVER & BOULDER CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 18 Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 Kratom/Herbal . . . . . . . . . 34 Hemp/CBD.. . . . . . . . . . 43 GlassShops ........... 44 VapeShops ........... 47 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . 48
La Bodega Denver Page 69
Alto Dispensary Denver Page 101 e Healing Tree Denver Page 103
21+ Tourist? Recreational Shops Listings on Page 18! MAP OF DEALS NEAR YOU pg 16 **** SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 49
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