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Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown SEPT-OCT 2022
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CORNPALACEPOPS,POPCORNCOVERSTOWN LOCAL LIFE GRINDS TO HALT IN GLOBAL WARMING EVENT LIKE AN AVALANCHE,
"Began with a dull roar" Corn Palace, Page 8 Frightened onlookers didn't know what to make up unexplained rumblings until the walls began to explode. See Corn Palace ......................Page 8 Saccharine Docks Corn Syrup, Page 10 Unexpectedly, and sorta defying sci- ence, a sulfur-dioxide mix down at the loading docks created a syrupy mess. See Corn Syrup....... .................Page 10 e Corn's a Godsend Stumpy McGruff, Page 13 Ignore these bastards telling you the pop- corn is the worst disaster to hit this town in decades; I see it as pure opportunity. See Stumpy McGru ................Page 13 Cannatown Obituaries Loved Ones Lost, Page 12 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 16 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors
CITY CLOSURES Due to Popcorn, Page 11 Many of the businesses were closed, in part, due to being hit by a car in the middle of the corny dust cloud. See Due to Popcorn ................Page 11 Shades of Autumn Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 A Pair o' Plum Pies Cousin D Recipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15 Museum Destroyed News in Brief, Page 9 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
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A Town Grapples with 10 Feet of Popcorn
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It began with a dull roar. From corners of the adjacent corn maze, then up along the walls, to the tops of the palace itself, the tiny pops soon became a deafening 12 minutes that shook the town as the sun ripped the seeds right o each husk, hurling them all into the air like blunt projectiles. e combined force of an estimated three trillion popcorn seeds all popping in unison shattered windows for a mile, not to mention ear-drums, and the ensuing avalanche of bursting kernels buried the town, stopping life in its tracks. A hazy dust preceded the wave. Visitors ran for cover, gripped in fear of the atrocities surrounding them, but there was no cover to be taken, other than hastily setup vendor tents and the occasional smaking van. ose that found their automobiles immediately drove into other parked cars. No movement could be made, as if cit- izens were trapped in thick fog, when kernels began to rain down. It smashed roofs and cars, took down trees and ooded into the subway like a gushing tsunami. It soon moved down Doobie-Doo Ave., then up to Neighborstash Rd., devastating all in its path. ousands scurried out of its way, far from the event, and into the neighborhoods surrounding the Corn Palace, dispersing over the next few hours. Some are still reported missing. ere is an eerie silence now, as all business, bus lines and roads are shut down and the University has delayed classes. Local leaders are preparing to guide the city through this rough time; see further in for more on the damage, and recommendations from the city. (Cont on Page 10) OTHER HEADLINES Gnarsdale man demands $10k D&B Arcade debt forgiven Whac-a-mole, Primal Rage seemed "wise at the time" pg 150 Amazon and WB! team up to disembowel a classic pg 157 Classi ed docs were receipts from Wendy's pg 166 IRS to enlist confused militias pg 171 **Brought to you by Ernie's Hardware** “ e safest chainsaws for day-time cannabis smakers”
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - ings haven't changed much since popcorn destroyed the town, but hey, the stars just report the news. Taurus - It's the time of year to crawl back to the slots and win back your house by betting all the money you made selling your car. Gemini - e gasps may get into your head. But remember, you need them recorded if you're going to sue your plastic surgeon. Cancer - Your Galactic Future Founda- tion seems a little disingenuous given your degree in Cultural Anthropology. Leo - You made right on your promise to rock the boat, but now there’s gravy everywhere. Virgo - You’ve been saying yes to a lot of stu recently, but the orgy in the musty sarcophagus denitely crossed the line.
Libra - No one would blame you for com- pletely checkin' out on a Friday aernoon. But it's Tuesday. At 10am in the morning. Scorpio - It wasn’t so much the heartbreak that made you cry, but the slap in the face, two cans of pepper spray, and swi kick to the groin. Sagittarius - It's all unfurling as the gypsy said: the popcorn, the BMW, and now, jail. Capricorn - While it was great to re-connect with the ol’ gang, it did make the colonoscopy pretty awkward . Aquarius - It’s pretty fair to say the date was over the minute she saw your Hammer Pants. Pisces - ere are a lot worse things than losing a nger. Like losing a whole arm. Look, I’m just trying to put stu in perspec- tive. We’re almost to the hospital.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
Metro Museum: All of the exhibits are ruined In terms of timing, no one could have predicted the ironic and devastatingly poor choice to feature an exhibit of All ings Butter at the Cannatown Metropolitan Museum, much less, on the top oor under a vaulted glass ceiling. For weeks the exhibit had "gone so" due to the exhorbitant levels of sun, but as the corn palace exploded down the street, the room collapsed, ultimately becoming a giant mixing bowl of hot popcorn and sloshing butter. Gradually the greasy, mouth-watering mixture made its way downstairs, oozing through the vents and corridors as patrons ed for their lives. Roughly 1,300 pieces of artwork, both on display and in archives, were destroyed by the mess. "It's all ruined, save a sculpture here, or a painting there," said museum curator Alphie Higgins. " en again all the colors and avors work so well together, it's hard to just write the whole thing o ."
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Wharf crews get stuck as they attempt to cleanup a corn syrup ood resulting from the Corn Palace popping all at once.
Corn Syrup, Sea Salt and More As the wave coursed way through town, it le a range of devastation in its wake. Down by the wharf, what began as popcorn was reduced to crude corn syrup that began to carmelize in the sun. It covered the loading docks and train station completely, wip- ing away dozens of buildings. Wheels, and shoes, became stuck. Onlookers compared it to walking through quicksand or ta y, and could only laugh at the expansive sight, caught up in a t of madness and hopeless despair as the economy crashed right before them. Other kernels made it down to the ocean water, but o cials warned that the sea-salted morsels were not as healthy as they are tasty. "For those people shoving it in stfuls into their mouths, just remember that it can carry SAR11, and other bacteria," said Cannatown University Germ Professor Gabby Waits. "And everyone else, we generally shouldn't be eating it o the ground. Ten second rule."
Record Setting Levels All At Once Pegged as the largest such palace in world history, an estimated 420,000 corn husks were used in construction of the palace, which featured a moat, 13 spires, full ball- room and a Denny’s. It was built for the Can- natown eTubular Festival at the beginning of summer, with a new menagerie installed for the Harvest Bowlski’s Fair. Additionally, an 840,000-husk palace with parking garage was built directly behind it, half out of spite, half from necessity, given the city’s mistake in setting the order quantity to 3 in the checkout cart online when the corn palace was rst ordered. Altogether, well over a million husks were sitting in blazing sun- light when the popcorn eruption began. “In retrospect it was probably a very large waste of corn,” said city comptroller Wendy Knight. “We probably could’ve resold a good amount directly to Cracker Barrel.” Following a record-setting summer of heat
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and ooding, drought reached such levels that several missing bongs were found, un- covered in the Rezzy Resington Reservoir. Critics say it should have been obvious there was more at stake when the town set about constructing the monstrosity. "Come on, it's Redenbacher 101," said town activist Harry Miles. "Mess'd with corn, came home scorn'd." Unseen Circumstances e critics are wrong , says town insurance adjuster, Chad Hawkins, pointing out that organizers planned for everything but pop- ping. “ ere’s no precedent in the natural history of the world.” Hawkins also divulged, at least in the case of the city, there was no ac- tual " ood" policy taken out, only " oof", per- haps a typo--albeit an apparently extraneous and unusable credit that won't do anything to help pay for millions in damages from the syrup. e city may even have to do a Kick- starter to rebuild, unless taxes can be raised. Other damage just can't be quantied by dollar alone, Hawkins explains. One driver, in a fog of popcorn dust, admitted to driving into, and destroying, several area businesses. In another case, a meat-packing plant man- ager admitted that, in the blackout that en- sued, some "other items" may have acciden- tally been jammed into the beef. And then there were the nearly 100 portable toilets at the event; the entire line was pummeled to the ground, creating an absolute bummer of unspeakable magnitude, which spread down the hill into surrounding neighborhoods. “Excavating this pile of shit mixed with pop- corn just might be the worst thing I’ve ever done with my life,” said involuntary parolee Martin Vedemeir, one of fourteen still shov- eling as night fell and temperatures dropped. Such terrible ordeals have the city contem- plating how best to use the emergency money received from the state. While it seems im- perative to restore power, there's a deal right now for bulk tickets to Maui, at some pretty good rates if the whole city agrees to go in on it. "Even if it means stretching three years of rebuilding into three decades, I think we may all need that vacation," says Knight.
A pedestrian braves the corn dust as it settles in suburbs
Instructions from the City, and Closures Along with the University, all Parks & Rec classes are canceled, along with Laser Godzilla at the Planetarium. Highway 9 is blocked up by ultra-large kernels blocking the way (a product of a power terminal next to the corn palace, which also amplied size). " ere's no timeline for xing various parts of the city, one, because of the budget ques- tions, and two, because Rico and Trish both walked o the jobs aer thirty years of lead- ing our maintenance teams here in Canna- town," Sashsa Brickson, spokesperson for the Mayor's O ce, announced at a press confer- ence last night. "We're waiting for someone to step up and take their places, to manage the cleanup of our city." "Anyone? Anyone at all?" she added. e Mayor's o ce will work to make sure there is enough in stores to go around--so that each citizen will get their full share of normal bud and wax. Meanwhile, supplies like food will continue to be rationed--partic- ularly munchies. Grocery stores have not re- ported a shortage of produce or health foods. e city also asked citizens to stop ush- ing the popcorn. Five-pound sacks can be brought to proper disposal pits outside town, where crews are working to mulch it quickly. "It's defeating, you just work all day shoving this stu in the shredder," said one worker, "and then you look out at the massive hills of popcorn still out there on the landscape and you realize it'll never end. is is my life now." City council will decide on Maui on Tuesday.
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CannaTown Obituaries September 2022
Home with a beauti- ful view can be yours e house of your dreams can be yours! With full views of the Highlands and nearby rustling streams, you're so close to the outdoors, you can taste it. Breathe the crisp mountain air and smake a freshly-rolled blunt in your own wildlife lover's paradise, with all the rac- coons and bugs and rabid bats; share your hot tub and porch with all sorts of critters tryin' to get their paws on all the popcorn! It's super cute, but buyer should be fully caught up on all immunizations. WERE YOUR HURT BY ALL THE POPCORN? We'll Make Sure You Get Totally Ripped! It's seriously not worth it to get compensated for all your hell with that popcorn, so why not get blazed? When you're in- jured, you can count on the lawn o ces of Bud, Goof & Roadie. Just come back behind Bud's house, through the fence and join us around the re--and wham, your worries can take a hike. Gauranteed! Got a pop- corn problem? F*ck that shit. Join us right now, down at Bud's, we're al- most always there and roasting brats and stu .
Elphonso Nugostein (67) - To say Elphie was into some crazy shit would be an understate- ment. Fires. Jungle parties. Ball lightning. Leisure Suits. Who would've thought corn would kill o such a legend? To his family, he was Elphonso, but to his friends and people of the community, he was Elphie the Flagrant, a mischievous prankster who o en pushed the limits beyond what people could handle. Nobody could put a pin on the purpose or reason behind his penchant for small crimes, other than the fattie blunts that always perched out of his le breast pocket. Elphie had no kin or close relatives but did owe about $4,500 in unpaid parking tickets. He also liked to dress up in huge mascot costumes and pretended to hide when he was at-out ripped on a good sativa. Elphie the Flagrant drew some pretty mind-altering murals in his day, but what he’ll be known for most, was that he always had time to eat ice cream and talk about the good old days, back when the band was together.
Fidget Quackenbush (45) will be known for her long term ability to not keep a job. From one to the next, she was a boat captain, sold chicken wings, sold shoes, washed cars, was a hair dresser, lm maker, and nally, balloon lady at the Corn Palace. She will be remembered for her shrill voice and huge red balloons, much bigger than anyone else’s red balloons, that everyone used to love. Fidget was born and raised in Fickleroots. She spent many years in the Highlands a er col- lege, studying native beans and a rare form of alpine succotash passed down from the natives. While the crosswinds of life would take her around the globe, she always spoke fondly of times spent preparing corn and beans around a hearth. Maybe deep down it was that love of succotash that led her to the Corn Palace, where she worked with glee until her nal day. And in a way, she died in a giant succotash explosion. At least, that’s the simplest way for her loving and mourning family to think of it. She'd be happy.
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Opinion
All this popcorn is a Godsend and I'm stashing it in pillow cases A lot of
not gonna be enough insulation to go around my friends. And what's gonna happen then? Just think about it. All those people waking up every mornin’, needing their insulation, but then one day the insulation company’s just like, there is none, and then people riot . I know I would. I would burn the whole in- stitution down if they told me, no insulation for you sir . Wouldn't you? Aren't you boiling? Hot, cold. Hot, cold. Up, down. We’re al- ready there, yessiree . You’d be crazy not to follow my lead. ose leaf bags are three bucks down at Ernie’s. Go down, get yourself some bags, and then get out there and start packin’. I’m already up to een bags and I got big plans for em’. But for now I’m puttin’em all downstairs with my backup generators and other backup insula- tion. You know those little styrofoam pea- nuts? You better believe I keep that crap. If ya ask me, this corn palace was no disas- ter. It was a sign. We gotta preparing for the end. It all starts with insulation. In a decade we’re gonna look back, and those of us to took advantage are gonna remember this moment. End times, I tell you what, end times. BROOMS YOU'LL LOVE THE WAY THEY SWEEP POPCORN
people aren’t happy about the whole Corn Palace asco, and I don’t blame ‘em. Sure, it wrecked your house. Sure it backed up the sewer.
By Stumpy McGru
Sure, the smell of burning popcorn in the neighborhood is so thick and foul that I’ve shut my windows for good. But I’m no fool. I’m not burnin’ this stu in the garbage barrel out back, no sir. is here popcorn is a gul’durn Godsend . I’m stocking up on it, in stfulls in every pillow case and I’m going to tell you why: insulation. We’re obviously not far from the world end- ing and just like all those sh I started breed- ing in the basement and the bunker under my other bunker, I’m not taking any chances. I live in fear. And I’m G-D afraid that there’s
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love a work that kicks o with a remix of the most underrated George Harrison track in his Beatles oeuvre and, interestingly enough, features three Harrisongs in the opening ten minutes.) Following that, Burton gained wider fame from his Gnarls Barkley days. Tariq Trotter, aka Black ought, has been doing his thing with e Roots, or minimally Questlove, since the late 80s, and continues to garner acclaim from peers and critics alike for his prolicness and de lyricism. e two have been trying to collaborate on an album since the mid aughts and nally come together on Cheat Codes , an exemplary collection of what both are capable of. A host of guests, ranging from hip hop luminaries like MF Doom and Raekwon to folk-rocker Michael Kiwanuka, are seamlessly inter- twined and serve as textural sweeteners to the throwback foundation established by the album's creators. Cheat Codes is a record for today but years in the making.
Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
black midi Hell re
Bonkers. Wild. ose two synonyms collide inside my cranium throughout the start, middle, and end of black
midi's Hell re . e auditory intake bequeaths a paucity in mental capacity to comprehend the stimulation dispensed by the young Englishmen's third LP. As with their previous e orts, there's an overwhelming pervasive- ness of, "Why, you ask? Because we can!" dominating their work. But while the trio's initial two o erings le me curious more than captivated, Hell re sparks something that I nd hard to ignore. Of course, without your undivided attention, that may be the easiest thing to do. black midi is not for the faint of heart and Hell re does not deconstruct into bite-sized pieces. e theatrical extravagance is some- thing to behold whether or not you actually enjoy the music itself. And if you do, multiple listenings with Hell re as the sole focus of your momentary existence are a prerequisite to full appreciation. is shit is nuts.
Jack White Entering Heaven Alive Following April's quirky, rocking Fear of the Dawn , in July came Entering Heav- en Alive , an acoustic, folkier e ort with some notable Zep-
pelin III vibes, starting with the chorus on the opening "A Tip From from You to Me." Much like the English legends to whom White has professed his love, the Michigander is no slouch at writing and performing on both ends of that sonic spectrum. While slightly more straightforward than Dawn , Entering Heaven Alive is unmistakably White and littered with his peculiarities. e individual songs themselves on Heaven might not be quite as strong--I completely understand if the masses prefer Fear of the Dawn --but regardless, in my book, Jack White is two for two in 2022.
Danger Mouse and Black ought Cheat Codes
Hip hop doesn't appear here all too oen. When it does, it usually hits me with an ear to yesteryear. Today it once again arrives, and based on previous posts, it's unsurprising that the MC is 50, the producer 45. Brian Burton made a name for himself as Danger Mouse when his genius mashup of Jay-Z's eighth LP with the Beatles ninth yield- ed e Grey Album . (Really, how could I not
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Recipes from Cousin D
Sparkling Pair of Plum Pies We’re already starting with two pies instead of one. ey not only make a great county fair cuisine worthy of your own kitchen--they’re also an excellent way to get rid of any leover fruit, especially berries, cherries, the whole fruit platter. Ingredients 1 package of (2) pie crusts 20 plums 40oz apple sauce 2 cups sugar 1 cup infused corn syrup Directions Preheat the oven to 325°. Start with the plums. Cooked them down, strain out the pits and blend up the rest. Do so accordingly with any fruit you choose. en mix every- thing else well together while pre-baking the pie shells for a good 20 minutes. Add
4 tbsp tapioca pearls 3 tbsp our (heaping) 2 tsp lemon or lime juice
lling and bake for 30-40 min, until the crust turns a perfect golden hue. Let cool, and then allow to rm up in the fridge.
Serve with ice cream, whipped cream, or any other boardwalk confections you can conjure. Enjoy experimenting with both fruit selection and THC. Choose your own adventure!
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Berthoud 970-644-6550 Alternative Medical Supply 9 Karlann Dr. .............................................................................Black Hawk 303-582-0420 Mindful 231 Gregory St. (Store 1859) ...................................................................................Black Hawk 303-582-3510 Rocky Mountain Organics 5412 Hwy. 119 ...........................................................................Black Hawk 303-582-5032 The Green Solution 231 Gregory St ......................................................................................Black Hawk 303-990-9723 14er Holistics 2897 Mapleton Avenue, Suite 800 ....................................................................... Boulder 303-539-6525 Boulder Wellness 5420 Arapahoe Avenue, Unit F ....................................................................... Boulder 303-442-2565 Drift 1750 30th Street, Unit 12 ...................................................................................................... Boulder 720-612-4382 Eclipse Cannabis Company 933 Alpine Avenue Suite 2 ............................................................................................ Boulder 720-420-0782 Elements 1534 55th Street ........................................................................................................... Boulder 303-444-0861 Fresh Baked 2539 Pearl Street ..................................................................................................... Boulder 303-440-9393 Green Dragon 1750 30th Street .................................................................................................... Boulder 720-446-5490 Green Dream Cannabis 6700 Lookout Road, Suite #5 ............................................................... Boulder 303-530-3031 Green Tree Medicinals 5565 Arapahoe Avenue, Suite G ............................................................ Boulder 303-440-6700 Helping Hands Herbals 1021 Pearl Street, Suite B ..................................................................... Boulder 303-444-1564 Karing Kind 5854 Rawhide Court ................................................................................................. Boulder 303-449-9333 Magnolia Road Cannabis Company 1750 30th Street Unit 84B ............................................................................................. Boulder 720-502-4867 Maikoh Holistics 2750 Glenwood Dr. Ste 8 ................................................................................. Boulder 720-476-6805 MMJ America 1909 Broadway Street LL ..................................................................................... Boulder 303-862-4064 Native Roots 1146 Pearl Street .................................................................................................... Boulder 720-726-5126 Options Cannabis 5290 Arapahoe Ave Ste J .............................................................................. Boulder 720-571-8862 Terrapin Care Station 1795 Folsom Street ....................................................................................................... Boulder 303-954-8402 5370 Manhattan Circle, Suite 104 ................................................................................ Boulder 303-954-8402 The Dandelion 845 Walnut Street ................................................................................................ Boulder 303-459-4676 The Farm 5420 Arapahoe Road, Unit D ......................................................................................... Boulder 303-443-0240 2801 Iris Avenue ............................................................................................................ Boulder 303-440-1323 The Health Center 537 Canyon Boulevard .................................................................................................. Boulder 720-532-8664 The Peaceful Choice 7464 Arapahoe Avenue Unit A9 ................................................................................... Boulder 720-366-6615 The Republic 8401 Baseline Road ............................................................................................... Boulder 303-325-7385 The Station 3005 28th Street ....................................................................................................... Boulder 303-442-0892 The Village Green Society 2043 16th Street ............................................................................... Boulder 720-746-9064 Trill Alternatives 1537 Pearl Street, Suite B ................................................................................ Boulder 720-287-0645 Unity Road 1537 Pearl Street ........................................................................................................ Boulder 720-287-0645 Verde Natural 302 Pearl Street ..................................................................................................... Boulder 303-993-3066 Breckenridge Organic Therapy 1900 Airport Rd, Suite A1 ................................................Breckenridge 970-453-0420 Green Dragon 1795 Airport Rd. Unit A3 .............................................................................. Breckenridge 970-453-4900 Organix 1795 Airport Rd Unit A2 ......................................................................................... Breckenridge 970-453-1340 The Dispensary 1805 Airport Rd., Unit B1C ....................................................................... Breckenridge 970-389-6839 Ascend Cannabis Co 204 E W Main St .................................................................................Buena Vista 719-395-6226 Colomed Center 615 Buggy Circle APT D .............................................................................Carbondale 970-963-4669 Double Black Dispensary 580 Main Street #300 ..................................................................Carbondale 970-963-9323 Medical Marijuana Center of Carbondale 60 N 3rd St. ........................................................Carbondale 970-510-5229 Bonfire Cannabis Company “Annie’s” 135 Nevada St. ....................................................... Central City 303-582-3072 Igadi 171 Lawrence St ............................................................................................................ Central City 303-582-3093 TweedLeaf 440 Lawrence St. ................................................................................................ Central City 303-582-5088 Aroma 5433 Quebec Street ..............................................................................................Commerce City 303-286-0420 Cookies Denver 5385 Quebec St .....................................................................................Commerce City 720-780-8865 KRYSTALEAVES 5301 Vasquez Blvd Unit 101 .......................................... Commerce City 303-802-0026 see ad on page 20 - cannasavers page 59 Livwell 5846 Dahlia St ......................................................................................................Commerce City 720-476-4736 Silver Stem Fine Cannabis 5275 Quebec St ..................................................................Commerce City 720-458-5820 SOUTH PARK FARMA 5715 Fairfax Street, Unit C .............................................. Commerce City 303-289-3263 see ad on page 20 - cannasavers page 73 Starbuds 5844 Dahlia Street ............................................................................................Commerce City 303-999-0401
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YUMA WAY Canna City 7150 Eudora Dr ........................................... Commerce City 720-336-8689 see ad on page 18 - cannasavers page 87 Acme Dispensary 309 Belleview Ave., Unit 1A ..................................................................Crested Butte 970-349-5550 Crested Butte Wellness Center 329 Belleview, Unit A ...........................................................................................Crested Butte 970-349-7350 Dacono Meds 730 Glen Creighton Dr. Unit C ............................................................................... Dacono 303-833-2321 5280 Weedery 3895 East 45th Avenue ......................................................................................... Denver 720-728-7975 A CUT ABOVE 1911 South Broadway ......................................................................... Denver 720-536-8965 see ad on page 6 - cannasavers page 41 A Cut Off The Top 2059 West 9th Avenue .................................................................................... Denver 303-825-9227 Affinity 7739 East Colfax Avenue .................................................................................................. Denver 720-479-8458 Allgreens 762 Kalamath Street ..................................................................................................... Denver 303-658-0107 Altitude 1568 South Federal Boulevard ...................................................................................... Denver 720-708-5428 6858 East Evans Avenue ................................................................................................ Denver 720-708-5428 Alto Dispensary 2160 S Lipan St ................................................................................................... Denver 305-972-1853 AMCH 1301 Marion Street ................................................................................ Denver 720-961-0560 see ad on page 20 - cannasavers page 43 Apothecary Farms 2251 South Broadway .................................................................................... Denver 303-862-5016 Ascend Cannabis Co 3555 South Yosemite Street .......................................................................................... Denver 720-482-3191 Ballpark Holistic Dispensary 2119 Larimer Street, Suite 1 .......................................................................................... Denver 303-996-6884 Bgood Apothecary 80 South Pennsylvania Street ....................................................................... Denver 303-777-5239 Bonfire Cannabis Company 4837 N. Washington St. Unit 100 .................................................................................. Denver 720-428-8097 Budcardi 1325 S. Inca St. ............................................................................................................... Denver 720-242-6654 Buddy Boy 120 South Kalamath Street ............................................................................................ Denver 303-777-5252 155 Federal Boulevard ................................................................................................... Denver 720-542-9434 2426 South Federal Boulevard ...................................................................................... Denver 303-936-0309 3814 Walnut Street ......................................................................................................... Denver 303-308-0420 4012 West 38th Avenue ................................................................................................. Denver 720-328-9971 5050 York Street ............................................................................................................. Denver 303-292-3383 777 Umatilla Street ......................................................................................................... Denver 303-893-9333 Callies Cannabis Shoppe 3054 Larimer Street ........................................................................................................ Denver 303-297-2273 777 Canosa Ct. .............................................................................................................. Denver 720-415-2976 Cannabotica 219 Vallejo Street ..................................................................................................... Denver 303-777-1550 Chronorado 6625 Leetsdale Drive, Suite A ................................................................................... Denver 720-477-9425 Colorado Cannabis Connection 4550 South Kipling Street #4 ......................................................................................... Denver 720-328-2355 Colorado Harvest Company 1178 South Kalamath Street ......................................................................................... Denver 303 777-1840 1568 South Broadway .................................................................................................... Denver 303-722-1227 Colorado Wellness Inc 2490 West 2nd Avenue ........................................................................... Denver 303-880-1554 Cookies Denver 2057 S. Broadway ............................................................................................... Denver 303-862-5169 Cross Genetics 2440 West Evans Avenue .............................................................................................. Denver 303-936-0624 4902 East Smith Road, Unit C ........................................................................................ Denver 303-330-0068 Dank 3835 Elm Street Unit C .......................................................................................................... Denver 303-394-3265 Del Mundo Cannabis 2394 S Broadway ....................................................................................... Denver 303-379-7295 Denco 3480 Park Avenue West, Unit B ..................................................................................... Denver 303-433-2266 5155 East 46th Avenue .................................................................................................. Denver 303-388-0434 Denrec 2042 South Bannock Street ........................................................................................... Denver 720-390-5070 2117 Larimer Street, Unit 1 ............................................................................................ Denver 303-296-2093 Denver Dispensary 4975 Vasquez Boulevard .............................................................................. Denver 303-308-1111 DENVER KUSH CLUB 2615 Welton Street ................................................................................ Denver 303-736-6550 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 45 Doctor’s Orders 1406 West 38th Avenue ...................................................................................... Denver 303-433-0276 ELITE CANNABIS 1410 S Santa Fe Dr ................................................................................ Denver 720-287-4081 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 49
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Eufl ora 403 16th Street, Suite 1 .................................................................................................. Denver 303-534-6255 4305 Brighton Boulevard ............................................................................................... Denver 303-297-1657 4707 Lipan Street ........................................................................................................... Denver 303-480-9333 Everbloom 4095 Jackson Street ...................................................................................................... Denver 720-226-9298 5110 Race Street ............................................................................................................ Denver 720-226-9295 Fox Cannabis 4773 Fox Street ....................................................................................................... Denver 720-881-7460 Frost Exotic 2949 W Alameda Ave ................................................................................................ Denver 720-787-4909 Ganja Gourmet 1810 South Broadway ......................................................................................... Denver 303-282-9333 GOLDEN MEDS 1755 S Broadway .................................................................................... Denver 720-583-2119 2280 S Quebec St ................................................................................... Denver 720-428-8352 330 Federal Blvd ...................................................................................... Denver 720-583-0194 4620 Peoria Street ................................................................................. Denver 720-502-6393 970 S Oneida St ....................................................................................... Denver 720-287-2377 see ad on page 3 - cannasavers page 51 Good Chemistry 1724 South Broadway .................................................................................................... Denver 303-733-3113 330 East Colfax Avenue ................................................................................................. Denver 720-524-4657 Green Cross Caregivers 1842 South Parker Road, Unit 18 ......................................................... Denver 303-337-2229 Green Cross Of Cherry Creek 3400 South Oneida Way Suite 101 ............................................. Denver 303-321-4201 Green Dragon 310 Saint Paul Street ...................................................................................................... Denver 720-536-5462 5130 East Colfax Avenue ............................................................................................... Denver 720-458-6450 930 West Byers Place .................................................................................................... Denver 970-480-0660 Green Man Cannabis 1355 Santa Fe Drive, Suite F .......................................................................................... Denver 720-842-4842 7289 East Hampden Avenue ......................................................................................... Denver 720-382-5950 Green RiNo 3450 Brighton Boulevard ........................................................................................... Denver 303-433-3151 Greenfields 1798 West Mississippi Avenue ..................................................................................... Denver 303-455-1795 2038 S Navajo ................................................................................................................. Denver 303-295-0485 Healing House 2383 South Downing Street ................................................................................. Denver 720-379-3816 Herban Underground 70 Broadway, Suite 50 ............................................................................... Denver 720-343-4372 HERBS 4 YOU 20 East 9th Avenue ................................................................................ Denver 303-830-9999 see ad below - cannasavers page 53 HIGH LEVEL HEALTH 1620 Market Street ................................................................................ Denver 303-953-0884 2028 East Colfax Avenue ................................................................... Denver 303-355-9333 970 Lincoln Street .................................................................................. Denver 303-839-9333 see ad on page 4 - cannasavers page 89 High Rollers 1445 South Pearl Street ........................................................................................... Denver 720-573-8151
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