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Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAY-JUNE 2023
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DISNEY PARK TURNS INTO A WAR ZONE MICKEY & OTHER MASCOTS GO ON BLOODY POLITICAL RAMPAGE
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Miller Sues e M&Ms News in Brief, Page 9 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 18 Long considered to be one of the most pivotal moments in sportswear, we take a look back at the clog that started it all. See e Clog Hits 40.. ..............Page 12 BestBathroomsinTown Best Crapper, Page 13 We've assembled the top list of public re- strooms throughout Cannatown. See Best Crapper.. ..................Page 13 Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Let's Talk Couples! Spring Gossip, Page 8 Moira Bitterman dishes all the juicy gossip you've been waiting to hear about this spring's latest ings! See Spring Gossip.. .....................Page 8 Story of the Air J ø rgen e Clog Hits 40, Pg 12
UFOs Are Among Us Military Report, Page 10 Leaders met to discuss the recent inci- dents including many that turned out to be local man in jetpack . See Military Report .................Page 10 Black Country is Live Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Rock the Puddin' Pop Cousin D Recipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17 e Town of Ripped Travel & Leisure, Page 14 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:
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Word on the Street
Love is in the Air! Let's Talk Couples!
By Moira Bitterman Hey to the ho, Bitterverse! Are you keeping up with the Soaps these days? Have you seen the new hunk on All My Flower Beds ? He's a chiseled man who always carries a sleeve of creamy, Cannoli-style temple balls. Oh, hold me back! I don't say it oen, but I've to- tally found my man! Oh, did you hear? Word is, Gigi Hall is dating Bryan VanAnnabee. But Escort Monthly just
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - eir insults kind of hurt, but they were right about the Jujyfruits literally spilling from your lips. Taurus - You’re not supposed to see the bride before you wed, sure, but don’t you think you should’ve met rst? Gemini - Something about the concept of digital trading cards of yourself isn’t work- ing, like you should’ve made more than one. Cancer - Sad to say, but the stars acciden- tally put your fortune in a cookie at the Southdale P.F. Chang’s. Leo - ere’s no better time in life, than ap- proximately forty-two days, 16 hours and 39 minutes from now. Virgo - Your date was cool to learn you have cats but she’s not gonna like that you carry them around in your trenchcoat.
Libra - is new business venture could be pretty lucrative, although, you’re not sure how much blood to keep for yourself. Scorpio - If someone calls you an NPC you’re gonna cut to the chase and ask what you should eat for dinner. Sagittarius - ey were impressed you were a “high roller” until you brought out your skates. Capricorn - Even with a news crew and Guinness judges at your house you can never tell anyone about the size of your poopie. Aquarius - You will inherit a collection of used paper clips. Pisces - Years ago, you woke up doing phan- tom hand movements, unable to tell what was going on until someone put a Hurdy Gurdy on your lap and you played F r Elise.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
New book tells lukewarm story of fancy cheese It was ten millennia ago, and a peasant had just gotten kicked in the head by a cow as it was milked. e thick cream, sitting in a sheepskin container, coagulated into curds and whey, the rennet unknowingly making possible the rst of the world's fancy cheeses as the peasant fell unconscious for a week. From farm to fromage, history was made. Now, the new book e History of Fancy Cheese , tells the lukewarm story behind the fancy cheeses we know and love to eat char- cuterie-style. From humble origins in dank, musky stables, to its place at royal feasts, this skunky tale answers all the questions human- ity has wondered about fancy cheese things. Stephen Miller sues M&M's for Infringement e former presidential advisor sued MARS for stealing and using his patented candy shell head for their M&M spokes-characters, a claim the company calls "mildly accurate."
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UFO'S FLY AMONG US Canngress Hears Testimony On Increased Sightings
e Myriagon, Can- natowns’ military unit, is “invester- gating” a growing number of cases of UFOs and currently tracking some 420 events, head of the responsible agency told a canngres- sional committee on Wednesday. But Kirk Seanpatrick, director of the All-Seeing UFO Oce, also hoped to shed some light on what’s behind the increase in sight- ings, telling them, “I have no f*cking idea.” e unexplained incursions have le Cannatown’s leader- ship worrying that
showed a snippet of laser Pink Floyd at the Pantages, and the third, a shiny cube seem- ingly bouncing around in the clouds like a die among cotton balls. “ at’s the one I can’t stop watching,” Se- anpatrick told the audience. “I’m gonna post it on Reddit’s r/OddlySatisfying tonight.” However the director was sure to state that they’d found absolutely no credible evidence of alien activity, to a certain degree of spite, mostly because the vast majority of active cases ended up in having to clean detritus hanging from power lines like balloons and shoes. Such excursions were a major source of burnout for agents, he said. Only a small percentage of the cases could reasonably be called really really strange he argued. It was quite the turn from the same person who, along with co-author Allison Bundy, published in February a theory
oating nefarious vehicles may be operated by adversaries, in particular, possibly Resin- ville, or Mt. Durban, the sister city that’s been chasing down some money loaned to Cannatown decades ago. Seanpatrick said that about half the reports have been prioritized for more research because they’re a little bit mind-blowing. “In one case, a person just spontaneously combusted. Who does that?” he said. “And these huge crop circles where they’re stealing all the nugs in a huge eld? It’s inhuman.” During his testimony, he screened home videos of three declassi ed incidents recorded by military drones. e rst video, showing a giant oblong spheroid in the air, seemed to bump into a barn as if backing up and trying to park. e second video
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that the recent UFOs are probes from a mothership somewhere in our solar system. “I should probably come clean and let you know that, when I came up with that theory, I’d been smaking a large wad of Cat Piss wax and my neighbor was skeet-shooting the lids of his garbage cans as I was passing out in the garden,” Seanpatrick explained. Interest in his oce grew when a spy balloon--now known to be Ernie Mills on a lawn chair--was shot down over Cannatown airspace but went largely undetected due to “an oce luncheon.” Is there technology out there that could be used against us? a canngresswoman asked the director. “Ab- solutely,” he replied. “Was it Ernie? No, God rest his soul.” Here are some other incidents brought by whistleblowers that Seanpatrick sought to address: “Whistlegate” - In the morning of Nan- tucket 11th, the quiet community of Creeper Knoll awoke at 4:20 in the morning to the sound of angry, otherworldly whistling. “It was a violent thrashing, like a machine being executed,” one neighbor quipped on national television. But the military unit concluded there was no such alien attack or frequencies recorded. When they looked further, it appeared that a well-known character Wacks McTom had accidentally dropped an operational circular saw down his own chimney as he worked on his roof. “We told him he was a stupid bastard,” Seanpatrick reported. " e Egg of Earwax" - Citizens of Earwax called authorities through the night to report a giant oating egg in the vicinity. At rst, claims were dismissed, because they coincided with a Vanilla Kush festival and subsequent reports of elves and uorescent cats. But several people lmed the egg knocking down festival lights as it ew side- ways through the downtown and toward the mall. Seanpatrick says the agency cracked
the egg case the next day when they found it in a dumpster behind a locally-recognized college party house. One resident, Patricia Cake, admitted to turning her drone into the egg-shaped projectile using foam and duct tape. And all for a Tik Tok video. " e Flying Man of Constantine" - e infamous Flying Man of Constantine Hill turned out to be Je on his jet pack. “We’ve told him to tone it down some, and in particular, to stop ying over Betty Marcus at her bus stop around 6pm because it freaks out that sweet old lady.” Je was just trying out his KMart jet pack and was responsible for many complaints during the rst half of last year. But that had abruptly ended aer a tragic incident, Seanpatrick explained, and o ered a moment of silence. " e Shiny Orbs of Wonder" - One of the most memorable recent interactions with the public and unidenti ed objects came during the Summer Solstice parade at dusk in lower Reeferbrook, where thousands witnessed oating antigravitational orbs of varying sizes. Conspiracy theorists took it to mean the end of the world, while others tried to seize upon the zeitgeist of the mo- ment with book and movie deals. “We actu- ally found out the orbs belong to the army base nearby,” Seanpatrick explained. “Not that anyone communicates stu like that around here. Turns out they were not only Army orbs, but they’ve had them for years .” When pressed for examples of measures taken to protect Cannatown against pos- sible attacks, none could be given, although Senior Lieutenant Kathy Howard did handily point out that its main defense system--citywide dabbing of large reserves of wax--would suce for almost any inva- sion, as it has in the past. “Do you remember when Stem Gulch tried to steal our prize Haze from our town square? ey ended up high as kites and splurging at the gi shop," she recalled. "Now that’s repower.”
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Cannatown Living
ere’s a shoe making the rounds on talkshows and celebrity feet in a sort of revival lately, however, it’s not clear we ever really said goodbye. e Air Jørgen, nearing 40 years in existence, is back on top. At the time the shoe deal was signed in 1984, another badass brand of Træsko (Danish clogs) called Holm’s of Dark Night was considered the “Lord of Loafers” among the “cloggers,” a numerous class of unmarried peasants who took service with the forest-based farm- History of the Air J rgen Best Clog in History? Critics Say Yes.
come out with this new technology, called Alder Soles, says Falk. “And so we were gonna call it the ‘Alder Jørgen’” says Falk but it just didn’t “roll o the tunge.” Until one day the company realized how grace- fully Jørgen spun and kicked high with his clogs. And it just t. “ e Air Jørgen.” When Nielsen signed the deal, they were thinking we’d be selling $300 kroner in a year,” recalls Falk. “But we sold $1,260 kroner.” As legend has it, the cloggers, and more formally, e Feisty Fynboes, a locally incorporated group vying for the EuroClog
quali cation, ac- tually banned the rst Air Jørgens because of a rule concerning the snout and upward bend of the shoe, to conform with the fashion of the times. Jørgen was reportedly ned $4.20 for every performance in his banned clogs and Nielsen
ers for room and board. At night they danced for small crowds that gathered. eir hierarchy and reputations within their circles de- pended on the very clogs they wore, oen the Fynboe clogs of yore, made from ne Alder wood, with a proboscis point.
gladly paid every time, giddily high to capitalize on free publicity. But when it comes to the Air Jørgen’s popularity, the rest is obvious history. e clog was a must-have shoe for lowkey, middle-class peasantry in the 80’s and 90’s and even had a few sales in Randers and Aarhus. It helped the clog more widely trickle into pop culture including early b- sides on Tv-2 albums. e Air Jørgen has seen several iterations since then, and yet the Air Jørgen 1 remains the iconic staple still found on the streets and in country houses of East Jutland. It’s also the subject of the latest lm by Benja- min A ecksen, in theaters now.
ey wished to catch up to their Welsh and Dutch counterparts in order to nally compete in EuroClog, the transcontinental dancing competition. ere was, however, one rookie clogger, Mikkel Jørgen, who’d come from the lowest parts of East Jutland, who some considered a prodigy. It was reportedly Jørgen’s dance instructor Daisy Falk who appealed to his mother when he originally turned down the licensing agreement with the shoe company Nielsen. e deal was great, one unheard of for a poor clogging farmhand, and Jørgen’s own father called him an idiot for not tak- ing it and threw bong water all over him. So Jørgen nally caved. Nielsen had just
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One of the most common questions we get in the Dispatches newsroom is “Where’s the bathroom?” ough so routine in our daily survival, we editors decided the more appropriate question is, “Where’s the best bathroom?” Today we explore the most luxurious and cutting-edge toilets in town, guaranteed to make your poop break an unforgettable one. First up, we have the "Golden rone" at the swanky Waxdorf Hotel, where cleanli- ness is godliness. A crapper used by all of the who’s who in Cannatown, hang around long enough and you might just spot “Brass” Eddie or Aretha Guiseppe taking care of business. is toilet is made entirely out of 24-carat gold, and encrusted with diamonds and rubies and raw oysters. It’s equipped with a double-bidet, and the seat itself is an actual converted throne recycled Best Bathrooms in Cannatown Top Toilets for Tinkle Time
lection system. Plus, you'll feel like you're doing your part for the environment. e downside is that it’s a literal hole in the ground and attracts an inglorious army of May ies during spring. For the ultimate high-tech experience, head over to the "Smart Bathroom" at the Dankavity Terrace shopping center. is toilet is equipped with voice-activated
controls, so you can ush, wash your hands, and even order pizza without ever having to touch a button. It also has a built-in en- tertainment system, so you can catch up on your favorite TV shows or play games while you're dealing with Montezuma’s revenge. Last but not least, try the "Time Traveling Toilettes" located in the Historic District. Each john is a blast from the past, designed to look like a classic outhouse from the 1800s. But don't let its rustic appear- ance fool you – step inside, and you'll be transported to di erent eras of history, from ancient Rome to medieval Europe to the Wild West. eoretically, it’s scienti - cally possible given the non-stop plumes of Headband live rosin dabs coming through the air vents, so you’re essentially raked solid by time you try to wipe. Hundreds of loos were considered but only four could be named the best. Wheth- er you're in the mood for opulence, the outdoors, high-tech features, or time travel, there’s a boweltopia for everyone, such that they stop using the newsroom latrine, which again, is not open to the public.
from the British Museum in the Little England district. Re ect as you sit among cavernous glitzy pillars and enjoy the Ger- man Renaissance architecture. ere’s an inherent echo and rushing ambience that zeroes out any unfortunate sounds and smells with disinfecting white noise. If you're more of a nature lover, you'll want to check out the "Eco-Friendly Oasis" at the Pungton Park. is toilet is entirely self-sustaining, thanks to its rainwater col-
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Cannatown Travel & Leisure
D rive on a blustery early spring day out north of Cannatown, up the foothills past Black Reefer Falls, into the the dona Juanita Valley, and you’ll come upon Ripped, a small little town known to few outside its forest walls. Without thinking, you can zip through the main strip, in and out and further skyward in just seconds, “I GOT RIPPED IN RIPPED” A Small Town, an Epicenter of Major Vibes
ere’s a calmer air here too, a thick smoke rolling in every morning just half- past nine, when the earliest of risers tra- verse to the misty morning rigs to spark up the dawn dabs that billow and blast anyone in a giant valley-wide hotbox. “We’re family here,” says Harmony Blazer, head of Nails at the local utility. “I just really can’t think of anything more self-actualizing than rolling out 50-gallon barrels of wax to wake and bake a whole valleys’ worth of people at once.”
e Town of Ripped
unaware of the living his- tory you’re passing by. But for those who stop to ex- plore, this strangely magical destination presents a truly unique world apart from the one we know. Hidden among the lush trees and cavernous rocky pleats cleaving Mt. IcyBong’s south face, the alpine village sports a grand view of some of the High- land’s highest peaks, a sort
of last-stop chill before adventuring into the clouds, all with a laid-back country lilt some would even call “old-school.” Time moves di erently here. From the rst butt-plant in the benches at the lo- cal train station, to the passage through skunky elds and into the picturesque downtown, the vibrant colors and resonat- ing mountain sounds usher in the serenity that comes once in a blue moon, away from the stresses of every day life. Despite the remote location, it doesn’t take long to bump into new friends; from the front steps of Ginny’s co ee emporium to Dale’s back porch, to the couch at Fred’s, everyone has shared the smoking circle. ey still use a match to spark up a bowl. You can still buy dime sacks down on the corner from Willie. ere’s a free bubbler on each corner, and a giant communal bong in the public quare.
“To me, that’s it, ” she says. “ at’s the job.” With each morning’s roast follows a knee-jerk hunt for breakfast, a ritual yearning that sends many locals straight into the streets, wandering like zombies for the nearest café. Which isn’t a bad thing, because the local economy exists on the premise that people are ravenously return- ing to diners about every few hours. Foodies with munchies will want to fre- quent the Krispies King, the local “devil’s workshop” of decadence, and an establish- ment that actually touts its formal boycott by members of the Dentist Association. Try a donut-and-icecream sandwich, drizzled in strawberry sauce and topped in Mike and Ike candies. Follow it up with a double-shot of pure Hershey’s syrup and Foreman- Grilled Hotdogs with aged ketchup. ose who grow suddenly tired aer a
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grand journey into the Highlands will want to check out a number of the boutique inns dotting the rocky landscape, all with their own unique charm. e Wax Well o ers just that -- a large vat of wax for midnight vapers -- in the foyer at an old country hospital converted to a lodge. For the ghost-hunting
farmer Gwen Hinckel the answer isn’t what you think. e stories pre-date Perin--we’re talking hundreds of years ago. Hinkel notes that Ripped is built on “hallowed” ground. It is a place the ancients called “Blessed Earth”; the rst settlers
from Amsterdam hailed it as “Groen in Onze Ogen,” literally translating to the “Green in Our Eyes.” Each group in history noted the peculiar sluggishness derailing the thought pro- cess, psychedelic sensations
e rst settlers from Amsterdam hailed it as “Groen in Onze Ogen,” literally translating to the “Green in Our Eyes.”
adventurous pursuing a more hair-raising experi- ence, there’s always Harold’s Haze, a mysterious hillside manor with a litany of haunting stories going back a hundred years.
felt throughout both day and night, the occasional bouts of raging munchies, and how cool the black light posters of traveling gypsies looked at 4:20 in the aernoon. “Science would tell us it’s a strange mix of limestone and other minerals, creat- ing a rare geological high not unlike the sedentary tendencies felt by the residents of Couchlock,” says Hinckel. “In plain English, to be here is to be high. To lived in Ripped is to be high. To live the high life.” e theory could explain the magical buzz--if not, aura--felt throughout your stay. It explains, why, even if abstaining for journalistic integrity, you may still nd yourself wearing mismatched pants and coat, seeking directions to the local ice cream shoppe from an angry chipmunk at three in the morning. (Cont. on pg 181)
“Most of our guests freak out,” said 3rd- generation proprietor Alfred Haze. “Even with warnings, the paranoia is still pretty common. Every sound puts you on edge.” A few of the older folks in town will tell you this is the birthplace and eventual hideout of Gamut Perin, the infamous alchemist said to have engineered the highest, stonedest bud the Highlands have ever seen. It made Ripped infamous at least for a period of time nearly a century ago, when it was second-most-populous in the Highlands and county seat. Everything was lost, though, when a late-night- re in the townsquare iron bong leapt via windy gusts to nearby buildings and the entire town nearly went up in ames. “And that was the last time they made the
bricks out of hemp,” says town Historian Bartelby James of Resinville. e question most asked by touring gardeners is “How?” a da grower, with barely any prior knowledge of cannabis, could walk out of the Highlands decades later with now-lost seeds of the world’s most potent bud? Some say he found it. According to local archeologist and hobby
Revelers at Krispies King lose their minds a er shots of Hershey’s Syrup
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are, however, talented indie rock singer-song- writers and e Record is a testament to their abilities both individually and collectively. It also follows a blueprint the trio established on their 2018
Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
Black Country, New Road Live at Bush Hall
self-titled EP and basically doubles that approach: a set of midtempo tunes that take turns giv- ing each musician the spotlight along with the occasional upbeat track and
2022 was a wild ride for Black Country, New Road. Issac Wood, their lead singer and guitar-
ist, publicly announced he was leaving the group four days before the February release of their superb sophomore album Ants From Up ere . e ensuing tour was cancelled. e rest of the band decided to stay together and write new music while saying they would not perform live any material from Wood's tenure. A summer tour commenced with said new tunes and the year culminated in three concerts mid-December, lmed by the band, each one to a di erent costumed theme, seem- ingly unrelated other than "why the hell not," but nearly identical in setlist, which would become Live at Bush Hall released in March. For a group that lost its lead singer, the album is a demonstration of how the show can go on without requiring reinvention or any new members. ree of those remaining trade turns on vocals and Live at Bush Hall is less an attempt to make a sequel of Ants From Up ere , more a coherent progression despite the void le in Wood's wake. It's like running into a friend you haven't seen in a while and they've got a new haircut. You immediately recognize them, it takes your brain a moment to process, but you're glad they're there.
another built on three-part harmonies. ose grouped in the latter two categories serve as personal favorites on both releases and lead to my only "complaints" of wishing they did more harmony-based o erings like e Record's opening "Without You Without em" (and the EP's closer "Ketchum, ID") and would indulge in fully rocking out more like on "$20" and "Satanist." But, that's on me, a middle aged man. I'm not a boy genius, unlike these three twentysomethings.
Scott McMicken and THE EVER- EXPANDING Shabang You may not know the name Scott Mc- Micken, but as co- leader of the beloved
Philly-based Dr. Dog, his voice and tunes are familiar to many. While that band will apparently still be releasing new music despite no longer touring, Scotty's got a new all caps cohort called THE EVER-EXPANDING that provides an outlet for the guitarist's songwrit- ing and brings Dog fans back to the low(er)- early days of the mid-aughts. On Shabang , the group takes McMicken's tunes and leans into a reggae-ish feel for a number of them. It's a relaxed, loose a air that will serve as a quality soundtrack for warmer days ahead
Boygenius e Record
Boygenius are neither boys nor geniuses. Ju- lien Baker, Phoebe Bridgers, and Lucy Dacus
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Recipes from Cousin D Low Sugar High THC Puddin Pop Be the life of the pool party with this classic! Ingredients ½ cup sugar substitute (Stevia, Splenda, etc.) ½ cup infused corn syrup (recipe below) ⅓ cup cornstarch (heaping) 1 tbsp avoring of choice such as Food coloring if desired to match avor Fresh fruit or other add if desired 4 cups heavy cream 4 cups whole milk ½ cup sugar Heat everything except for the corn syrup on medium heat until the bubbles begin, but well before a boil. Add and whisk in corn syrup for couple minutes to work into the mix. Everything is going to start to thicken somewhat -- at which point, kill the heat and let it cool for a few minutes. Let it cool until you can begin transferring it into your con- tainers. It will continue to thicken as it cools and of course aer placed in the freezer. and you can turn the heat o let it cool for a few moments till you can start transferring it into your containers it will continue to thicken as it cools and of course aer you place every- thing in the freezer. Make these a day before you need them because you want a good 12 hours for a hard freeze. You can nd the molds online in a number of shapes. It’s a crowd pleaser on a hot day as long as you have a way to keep them frozen until serving. To make this a “full-sugar” treat instead use 2 cups sugar and a cup of corn syrup. I also recommend using some fruit to go decadent, but of course this will change your volume. e best result I found was the berries n’ cream avor, because I chopped up the raspberries and blackberries really well and cooked them directly with the milk and cream, making it simple to pour.
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William Frederick Hayden Park
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Beer Creek Lake Park
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1. A Cut Above 2. AMCH 3. Best High
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4. Chronic Therapy 5. Denver Kush Club 6. Doc's Apothecary 7. Elite Cannabis, S Santa Fe 8. Elite Cannabis, Zenobia 9. Golden Meds, Peoria 10. Golden Meds, S Oneida 11. Golden Meds, S Quebec 12. Golden Meds, Federal 13. Golden Meds, S Broadway 14. Golden Meds, Youngfield 15. Green Man by Trees 16. Herbs 4 You 17. High West Cannabis 18. Kind Meds
Rocky Mountain Arsenal National
Refuge
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19. Krystaleaves 20. Platte Valley
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36 24. Pure Marijuana, E Colfax 25. Pure Marijuana, Bannock 26. Pure Marijuana, Ivy 27. Pure Marijuana, Sheridan 28. Rocky Mountain Cannabis 29. RiNo Supply Co 21. Police & Thieves, S Harrison 22. Police & Thieves, E Colfax 23. Pure Marijuana, 40th 30. Rocky Mountain High, 20th 31. Rocky Mountain High, Wazee 32. Rocky Mountain High, Stapleton 33. Rocky Mountain High, 6th
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34. South Park Farma 35. Strawberry Fields 36. The Healing Treee 37. The Lodge, High 38. The Lodge, Federal 39. The Lodge, E Yale 40. The Stone Dispensary 41. Trees (Berthoud) 42. Trees (Longmont)
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Buckley Air Force Base
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43. Trees, S Federal 44. Trees, S Federal 45. Trenchtown
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46. Xclusive Cannabis, Federal 47. Xclusive Cannabis, Smith 48. Xclusive Cannabis, E 6th
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Yuma Way (Berkeley) 5389 Sheridan Blvd ................................................................................... Arvada 720-310-8057 Green Dragon 409 E. Hyman Ave .................................................................................................. Aspen 970-429-4365 Jars Cannabis 720 E Durant Ave .................................................................................................... Aspen 970-925-6468 Native Roots 308 S. Hunter St ........................................................................................................ Aspen 970-429-4443 Silver Peak Apothecary 520 E. Cooper Ave. ............................................................................... Aspen 970-925-4372 Altitude 10455 East Colfax Avenue ...............................................................................................Aurora 303-343-0166 Colorado Harvest Company 11002 East Yale Avenue, Unit A .....................................................Aurora 720-535-9489 Emerald Fields 503 Havana St ......................................................................................................Aurora 720-669-3571 Good Chemistry 16840 East Iliff Avenue .......................................................................................Aurora 303-745-2420 Green Dragon 19151 East Quincy Avenue .............................................................................................Aurora 303-400-1451 15225 E 6th Ave ...............................................................................................................Aurora 720-458-6950 Jars (Buckley) 4343 South Buckley Road, Unit E .........................................................................Aurora 303-680-1016 (Southland) 6260 South Gun Club Road .......................................................................Aurora 303-766-8677 Lightshade (Iliff) 16821 East Iliff Avenue .....................................................................................Aurora 720-575-6702 Livwell 1401 Peoria Street ..............................................................................................................Aurora 303-993-7548 19201 E Colfax Ave .........................................................................................................Aurora 303-366-1077 LOVA (Aurora) 19005 E Quincy Ave ..............................................................................................Aurora 720-379-4554 Medicine Man 1901 South Havana Street .....................................................................................Aurora 303-923-3825 Rocky Road 1712 South Chambers Road .....................................................................................Aurora 720-741-2501 Star Buds 10100 E Montview Blvd ..................................................................................................Aurora 720-459-7143 14655 East Arapahoe Road, Unit A ................................................................................Aurora 303-699-1222 Terrapin Care Station 11091 East Mississippi Avenue, Suite A .......................................................................Aurora 303-954-8402 11900 East 33rd Avenue, Suite 1 ...................................................................................Aurora 303-954-8402 The Green Solution 10195 E Montview Blvd ..................................................................................................Aurora 720-689-2351 14301 E. Colfax Ave. .......................................................................................................Aurora 720-501-2372 19370 E. Quincy Ave ........................................................................................................Aurora 303-990-9723 3179 S. Peoria Ct .............................................................................................................Aurora 720-501-2370 350 S. Potomac St ...........................................................................................................Aurora 720-501-2371 XCLUSIVE CANNABIS 15200 E 6th Ave ................................................................ Aurora 720-738-4200 see ad on inside cover - cannasavers page 87 Sunrise Solutions 43 Main St......................................................................................................... Bailey 303-816-6337 Livwell 1015 N 2nd St ................................................................................................................ Berthoud 970-344-5060 TREES 1090 N. 2nd St............................................................... Berthoud 970-670-9120 see ad on page 3 and 26 - cannasavers page 93 Rocky Mountain Organics 5312 Hwy. 119 .......................................................................... Black Hawk 303-582-5032 The Green Solution 231 Gregory St ......................................................................................Black Hawk 303-990-9723 14er Holistics 2897 Mapleton Avenue 800 ................................................................................. Boulder 303-539-6525 A Peaceful Choice 7464 Arapahoe Avenue A9......................................................................... Boulder 720-366-6615 Boulder Wellness 5420 Arapahoe Avenue F .............................................................................. Boulder 303-442-2565 Eclipse Cannabis Company 933 Alpine Avenue #2 ................................................................... Boulder 720-420-0782 Elements 1534 55th Street ........................................................................................................... Boulder 303-444-0861 Emerald Fields 5190 S Boulder Rd .............................................................................................. Boulder 303-499-2898 Fresh Baked 2535 Pearl Street ..................................................................................................... Boulder 303-440-9393 Green Dragon 1750 30th Street #7 .............................................................................................. Boulder 720-446-5490 Green Dream Cannabis 6700 Lookout Rd #5 ............................................................................. Boulder 303-530-3031 Hash House 302 Pearl Street ....................................................................................................... Boulder 303-993-3066 Helping Hands Herbals 1021 Pearl Street B ............................................................................... Boulder 303-444-1564 Karing Kind 5854 Rawhide Court ................................................................................................. Boulder 303-449-9333 Magnolia Road Cannabis Company 1750 30th Street Unit 84A.............................................. Boulder 720-741-6111 Maikoh Holistics 2750 Glenwood Dr. Ste 8 ................................................................................. Boulder 720-476-6805 Native Roots 1146 Pearl Street #200 .......................................................................................... Boulder 720-726-5126 Options Cannabis 5290 Arapahoe Ave Ste J .............................................................................. Boulder 720-571-8862 Starbuds 1750 30th Street #12 .................................................................................................... Boulder 720-612-4382 Terrapin Care Station 1795 Folsom Street .................................................................................. Boulder 303-954-8402 5370 Manhattan Circle #104....................................................................................... Boulder 303-954-8402 The Dandelion 845 Walnut Street ................................................................................................ Boulder 303-459-4676 The Farm 2801 Iris Avenue ........................................................................................................... Boulder 303-440-1323 The Health Center 537 Canyon Boulevard .................................................................................. Boulder 720-532-8664 The Republic 8401 Baseline Road ............................................................................................... Boulder 303-325-7385
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The Village Green Society 2043 16th Street ............................................................................... Boulder 720-389-5726 Unity Road 1537 Pearl Street A................................................................................................... Boulder 720-287-0645 Cosmic Light 5565 Arapahoe Avenue ........................................................................................ Boulder 303-440-6700 Breckenridge Organic Therapy 1900 Airport Rd #1A ........................................................ Breckenridge 970-453-0420 Green Dragon 1795 Airport Rd. #3A .................................................................................. Breckenridge 970-453-4900 Organix 1795 Airport Rd #2A ............................................................................................ Breckenridge 970-453-1340 The Dispensary 1805 Airport Rd B1C................................................................................ Breckenridge 970-389-6839 Livwell 137 Nickel St ............................................................................................................... Broomfield 720-756-2385 Magnolia Road Cannabis Company 1995 W Midway Blvd .................................................. Broomfield 720-287-1362 Ascend Cannabis Co 204 E W Main St................................................................................ Buena Vista 719-395-6226 Medical Marijuana Center of Carbondale 60 N 3rd St. #300 ............................................. Carbondale 970-510-5229 Tumbleweeds 304 CO 133 ......................................................................................................Carbondale 970-510-3065 Igadi 171 Lawrence St ............................................................................................................ Central City 303-582-3093 Cookies Denver 5385 Quebec St ................................................................................... Commerce City 720-780-8865 KRYSTALEAVES 5301 Vasquez Blvd #101 ................................... Commerce City 303-802-0026 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 65 Livwell 5846 Dahlia Street ...............................................................................................Commerce City 720-476-4736 Silver Stem Fine Cannabis 5275 Quebec Street #105 ..................................................Commerce City 720-458-5820 SOUTH PARK FARMA 5715 Fairfax Street C .......................................... Commerce City 303-289-3263 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 75 Star Buds 5844 Dahlia Street ..........................................................................................Commerce City 303-999-0401 Unique Cultivations 4955 Newport Street .................................................................... Commerce City 720-229-3346 WOW World of Weed 5433 Quebec Street ......................................................................Commerce City 303-286-0420 Yuma Way (Canna City) 7150 Eudora Dr ..........................................................................Commerce City 720-336-8689 (Stadium Gardens) 5441 Quebec St ..............................................................Commerce City 720-465-5449 Tumbleweeds 316 W Victory Way .................................................................................................. Craig 970-329-2210 The Dispensary 423 Belleview Avenue ..............................................................................Crested Butte 970-349-6640 Tumbleweeds 2185 45 1/2 Rd ..................................................................................................De Beque 970-609-9877 A CUT ABOVE 1911 South Broadway...................................................... Denver 720-536-8965 see ad on page 6 - cannasavers page 47 Affinity 7739 East Colfax Avenue ................................................................................................ Denver 720-479-8458 Allgreens 762 Kalamath Street ..................................................................................................... Denver 303-658-0107 Altitude 1568 South Federal Boulevard ...................................................................................... Denver 720-708-5428 6858 East Evans Avenue .............................................................................................. Denver 303-756-8888 Alto Dispensary 2160 S Lipan St ................................................................................................. Denver 305-972-1853 AMCH 1301 N Marion Street....................................................... Denver 720-961-0560 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 49 Apothecary Farms 2251 South Broadway................................................................................... Denver 303-862-5016 Ascend Cannabis Co 3555 South Yosemite Street .................................................................... Denver 720-482-3191 BEST HIGH DISPENSARY 1518 Quince St ................................................................. Denver 303-900-0809 see ad on page 5 - cannasavers page 91 Bgood Apothecary 80 South Pennsylvania Street ....................................................................... Denver 303-777-5239 Callies Cannabis Shoppe 3054 Larimer Street ........................................................................................................ Denver 303-297-2273 777 Canosa Ct. .............................................................................................................. Denver 720-415-2976 Cannabotica 219 Vallejo Street.................................................................................................... Denver 303-777-1550 Colorado Cannabis Connection 4550 South Kipling Street #4.................................................. Denver 720-328-2355 Colorado Harvest Company 1178 South Kalamath Street ......................................................................................... Denver 303 777-1840 1568 South Broadway .................................................................................................... Denver 303-722-1227 Cookies Denver 2057 S. Broadway ............................................................................................... Denver 303-862-5169 Cross Genetics 2440 West Evans Avenue .............................................................................................. Denver 303-936-0624 4902 East Smith Road, Unit C ...................................................................................... Denver 720-689-5704 Dank 3835 Elm Street Unit C ........................................................................................................ Denver 303-394-3265 Del Mundo Cannabis 2394 S Broadway ....................................................................................... Denver 720-379-7295 Denco 3480 Park Avenue West, Unit B.................................................................................... Denver 303-433-2266 5155 East 46th Avenue................................................................................................. Denver 303-388-0434 DENREC 2042 South Bannock Street ........................................................................................... Denver 720-390-5070 2117 Larimer Street, Unit 1 ............................................................................................ 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