Baby, It's Covid Outside
To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”
To the tune of “White Christmas”
I’m dreaming of a vote recount One like we’ve never had before Where the media listens About ballots missin’ That would have made my tally more I’m dreaming of a vote recount With every court case that I file May the polls be off by a mile And may I stay president for a while
Fauci the “no” man was an immunologist With predictions dire and a look of ire He’s a frequent TV guest
There must be some magic in The masks he makes us wear ‘Cause till now the NIH Was what? We didn’t care Experts on infectious Diseases rarely see This kind of attention On MSNBC
To the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” You better cash out You shouldn’t invest You better get a Cayman Islands bank account And bury the rest Joe Biden is coming to town He’s making a list, He’s counting your bling, He’s gonna find out who’s rich or Right-wing Joe Biden is coming to town
Fauci the showman, now he’s having lots of fun Until Covid’s gone and the world moves on Then his time in the limelight’s done
Fauci the “no” man He had to go away But as he passed He said, “Not so fast – Coronavirus will be back one day!”
To the tune of “I SawMommy Kissing Santa Claus”
He knows what you’ve been thinking He’s checked you with “The Squad” He knows if you wear a MAGA cap Better give political correctness a nod
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn’t hear me whine To the CDC hotline
You better hide your guns You better wear a mask
The police came to our house Mom and Santa face a fine
You better donate Joe some funds Why? You don’t even have to ask ‘Cause Joe Biden is coming to town
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December 2020
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