Under the new Democratic administration, all monuments everywhere dedicated to any individual of any kind will be torn down – from the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C. to the Dr. Seuss National Memorial Sculpture Garden in Springfield, Massachusetts. What makes these memorialized people think they’re better than the rest of us? They’re not! For example, most monuments are dedicated to people who are dead. How can dead people be better than we are? Immigration reform will be another item at the top of the Democrats’ list. A declaration of an Undocumented Alien Amnesty is non- negotiable. A green card will be issued to any undocumented immigrant who has been in the United States for longer than 90 minutes. (Jail time counts.) A further proposal will give immigrants with a criminal record in their country of origin priority in the immigration process. After all, America was founded by criminals – slave traders, Puritan witch murderers, and people who deliberately had measles and chicken pox to infect Native Americans and cause genocide. Criminals are a net budget plus, being less dependent on government entitlement programs than other immigrant groups.
Housing Choice Voucher Program for Everyone What with three teenage children and all their friends tramping through our place, crowding the TV room, and emptying the refrigerator, my wife and I would choose to move to another house if we could. Federal Student Aid for Everyone Because our whole existence should be a lifelong learning experience. Veterans Benefits for Everyone Americans are all veterans of the War Against Terror. (I’m still suffering PTSD from an encounter with a crabby TSA agent and a full-body scanner that caused emotional distress when it detected the cigar cutter in my pocket.) Congressional Medals of Honor for Everyone We’re each the heroes of our own personal story, brave survivors of the sexual abuse, climate change, and health care crises.
The Democrats will have a more rich and varied set of lies to tell
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