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Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown MAY-JUNE 2022
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JOB OPTIONS THREATEN STONERDOM "YOU HAVE TO TRY REAL HARD TO NOT GET A JOB RIGHT NOW."
********* e life of PS5 and bong sessions may end for Cannatown Univer- sity seniors who face a dauntingly-open job market full story pg B17 CUGraduateswonderhowto sustaincouch-lockedexistences inspiteof high-salaryo ers
Notes fromMyBunker Hugh Jollydab, Page 6 To show you just how uncertain I am about the future of the world, I am writ- ing this frommy muddy af bunker. See Hugh Jollydab ......................Page 6 HousingwithStrangers JointMortgages , Page 8 Some home buyers have found a bul- let-proof solution during the housing shortage: buying with a small army. See Joint Mortgages....... ............Page 8 ManWarns of Monsters Gorgamor n, Page 9 A Gorgamor n has been terrorizing the countryside, according to at least one crazed lunatic who saw Stranger ings . See Gorgamor n ........................Page 9 JellyDonuts AreMoldy Emergency, Page 11 Deals InYour Area! Local Maps, Page 20 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors
BudCruiseCrashes Runs Ashore, Page 10 A popular harbor boat is being evacuated just 50 fathoms from its departure port. See Runs Ashore.... .................Page 10 Kishi Bashi at 15 Album Notes, Page 14 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 14 Dank Doughnuts CousinDRecipe, Page 15 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 15
WeeklyCannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7
HighArt: Vibrance NewExhibit, Page 12
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By Hugh Jollydab
Opinion: I'mWritingThisFromMyBunker Aloha Jolly-dabbers, I don’t know if you read the news on your phone, but apparently the whole world is going to shit! Did you hear about that? Yea. First my KIA dies and now this. I dunno, I’m typically a pretty optimis- tic guy about stu , maybe it’s all the wax I roll with my doobies. But now I’m not sure. And to show you just how unsure I am, I’m writ- ing this frommy underground bunker! So I had this huge hole in the back of the yard from when I tried to dig my own pool, remember that? Huge ordeal. rewmy back out for a whole week or two. But the other day I was lookin’ at the thing, thinkin', dang, I gotta do something with this thing, when I had an epiphany that I could probably t a couch down here. And sure enough then I got a few other things like an old TV and that old co ee table with the three legs, and made er' all nice and cozy. en I got to thinkin', man, if I just throw a few sheets of plywood over this thing I’ve got myself a pretty good bunker. Only problem was, I didn’t know how to seal it o . Or really what to put over it. And it ended up getting pretty muddy aer the rst time it rained hard. ‘Course, all the electricity went out and the TV stoppedwor- kin’. I didn’t have much for emergency food stored in there yet except for a big bowl of Cheetos, and those got mad soaked. I still ate em’, or a couple of 'em, but it was terrible, it was terrible. But yea, now that the world’s goin’ to hell, I feel pretty good knowin’ I got an extra layer of protection, a place to chill when it all goes down. Might not survive a bomb, or even baseball bats or sts or acid rain, or any rain, but yea, it’s a legit bunker, at least there’s that. Kinda dull, not gonna lie. I'm really not sure how I’d possibly make it through a legit war if I couldn’t plug in for some Elden Ring. And until I get a new extension cord, that ain’t hap- penin’ anytime soon in this bunker. Now I feel like all those people did back when they thought the bomb was gonna be droppin’. Just wait for the alarm to sound and duck and cover right? is is real, bro, this is happening. You gotta have a contingency plan. Plus, I got some tasers back here behind the couch, but I’m afraid to try ‘em out until the mud dries. OTHER HEADLINES
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - Building a research lab in your house was really cool, but hate to break it to you, they've already invented the thermos. Taurus - It's gettin' so crazy 'round here, they could really use a muscular, tough guy like not you. Gemini - e dizziness and butter ies in your stomach aren’t signs of revived libido, but rather, an undigestible chimichanga. Cancer - Your momwas thrilled to hear from you on Mother's Day until you let her know it was your one phone call and you needed bail. Leo - Can you believe it? Today’s Wordle is Shut the F up about F’ ing Wordle . Virgo - You may be living in a box, but at least you don't have to deal with that whole "trademark infringement" thing anymore.
Libra - You don't mind being the textbook de nition of "Lazy" because at least it means you've accomplished something . Scorpio - You'll realize, aer smooshing crud on your friend's face, that you really don't know how to talk to people anymore. Sagittarius - Your texts already sound stupid enough, but signing them with your name is a really nice touch. Capricorn - If you're trying to weird out everybody by loudly sucking your thumb, it's working like a charm. Aquarius - Fiji might not be the place for you. But it will be the place that you wake up. Pisces - Aer witnessing two people shit themselves mid-conversation, you can nally admit, marathons ain’t your sport.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
Book Ban Crushes Nearly 0% of Bookworms Approximately zero people were outraged last week when a ban was placed on Judy Plume’s Facts: e Book of Real ings , for its “relative- ly palatable” depiction of things that actually happened. e novel, available in a multitude of quick and simple delivery styles from digital to print, may see a dip in library use where restrictions apply. However, this is likely to go unnoticed by the general population, who have turned most libraries into free-range rodent sanctuaries behind locked doors. While controversial, polls show the new rules a ect almost 0% of readers, nearly zero of whom showed up for a recent protest. e ban is also seen as symbolic, given that nobody has read a physical book since the late aughts, andmost are merely used for decoration. Plume was irate over the whole ordeal. “It's almost as sad as the royalty checks,” she said. “But that’s why I work at Orange Julius now.”
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HOUSINGOFFERS NOWLISTINGOWNERS BY THE DOZEN
It felt like nding secret treasure. “I was like, if we’re doing it, why aren’t other people doing it?” asks Shawna Monson, a home buyer who recently purchased a house amidst a whirlwind of mortgage madness. ere’s just one catch. Monson’s “secret” trick was a strategy now being employed in metros across the country: She went in on the house with roughly 53 other co-residents. “I’d been outbid over 100 times, and thought about living in an RV,” she says. “ at’s when I decided to throw my lot in with dozens of people I’d met at the DMV.”
Shawna Monson (center, standing) celebrates buying a home with 50+ acquaintances.
During a historical housing crunch, exac- erbated by generational shis, and supply chains and employee shortages, prices are shooting higher (420%) than ever before. Al- together it has put the possibility of owning a home completely out of reach, while almost completely limiting mobility. Experts suggest the only solution is to join nances with no less than 37 other buyers. In the hottest real estate markets, bidders now routinely o er around one-million dollars over asking, with nearly everything, including a le testicle, due with o ers, which average 1000 in count per listing. “It was under these circumstances that we decided to lock in a 4.20% rate for buyer-groups,” says loan ocer Dana Sacia of Wells Fargo, a lender well-known for its brutally-violent onboarding process. “Disclosures include enslavement of the undersigned’s unborn children. It’s not a great deal, but it’s still bet- ter than most conventional programs.”
“ e loan works with anyone from 25 to 60 people; the more, the better,” Sacia says. Although not luxurious by any standards, the resulting living conditions are completely non-luxurious. “We make it work,” Monson claims, now sleeping in the foyer on her mat- tress near some communal plastic furniture. “We’ve had very few issues, other than the septic disaster.” ere are so many people in the current house, that those who congregate in front haven’t even intermingled with those living in the back of the house (the “backers”). Originally a 2-bed 1-bath bungalow, most closets in the house are now bedrooms. e residents reportedly sleep in shis. “We’re makin’ it work, we’re totally succeeding,” Monson says, clutching a slow-burning blunt in shaking hands, “I just wish we knew who keeps taking the toothbrushes.” “Now we just all use each others’ tooth- brushes,” she adds, “It’s pretty gnar.”
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Cannatown News
LOCALMANWARNSNEIGHBORSABOUT "GORGAMORFIN"
An artist's rendering of the vile beast spotted in the west woods, whom some locals have named the "Gorgamor n."
T here’s a slight lilt of unease tonight in the town of Shwaggerton, aer a leaked report sparked a community-wide publicity push to warn residents about a giant, ratty monster spotted lurking in the wooded area to the west. Led by activist and local sasquatch nut Derrick Rickens, the campaign has swept the area, causing local leaders to raise a marginally-heightened alert. Word rst let slip of a “sighting” that had rst gone unreported in local news. But once it was well-known around smaker's circles, reports of other sightings began pouring in. According to the report, an unnamed man was walking his dog in the woods aer smak- ing a gigantic heap of Tangilope, when he he witnessed a glowing monstrous apparition crawling through the trees, shrieking and ominous. e man ran for his house, became lost, then ran through the neighborhood, believing the monster was chasing him. It wasn’t until hours later that he realized the only thing chasing him was his dog.
He later described the ghoul to an artist, whose rendition was printed on posters that Mr. Rickens himself hung across town. Rickens labeled the beast "Gorgamor n" and claims it terrorized his buddy's farm ani- mals. He also "found" tracks up on Budder Hill. “ ey’re not like any tracks we’ve ever seen,” admitted Ranger Lydia Jones. “It’s as if someone was carefully stepping atop deer tracks, in size-11 shoes with medium-tread.” “It’s somewhat terrifying to consider,” Jones said. “At least, alone in the dark.” “Aer extensive research, we concluded there likely is no Gorgamor n, and that Rickens is likely mis-referencing the 'De- mogorgon' from Stranger ings ,” the city announced in a press release. Yet, ocials say they are slightly monitoring the situation. “I think we’re all a little high from that haze wax,” added Jones, “so although they’ve mostly ruled out the Gorgamor n, it's proba- bly best to walk in pairs and carry ashlights. Especially when blazed.”
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Bay's BudCruise Runs Ashore 50 FathomsOut
Study concludes CT Poet Laureate used Magnetic Poetry for all renowned works A joint study by Snoxford University English and AI Studies departments suggests that most, if not all of Dankston Hughes' famous pieces were as- sembled by chance from boxes of Magnetic Po- etry. " e poems are a mish-mash of poetic con- cepts bearing no resem- blance to anything," says professor Reshma Gupta. "When we compare the randomly-constructed phrases with collections of Magnetic Poetry found at a nearby yard sale, al- gorithms suggested the writer's greatest works were directly transcribed from his fridge." Industry presents 12th Annual Burned-Out A er- noon of Junk Food in SwelteringHeat Featuring Local Ga- rage Band Festival It's back, yet again! e local cannabis industry, which employs nearly half of Cannatown's residents, is throwing yet another festival in the sweltering heat this com- ing Sunday aernoon, featuring a local garage band, and a whole series of two competitions, in- cluding the "Most Mer- chandise Buyer" Award.
Passengers of the crashed Bud Bay Cruise loot goods and evacuate simultaneously.
Pandemonium seems to have struck on the east banks of Can- natown Bay. A party cruiseline ship, destined for a joy-ride around the harbor, crashed just moments a er departure in what witnesses described as “a B-line for the rocks.” Although there don’t appear to be any major injuries, it would appear most passengers are leaving the boat now, on their own accord, carrying what nuggetry and novelties they can carry. e Bay Bud Cruise cruise, which operates weekdays out of Cannatown Marina, prom- ises all-you-can-smake bud and dab service as you tour the city waterways. e boat is known for full bu ets of infused feasts including glazed ham and let mignon. Each passenger’s chair has a built-in hookah hose con- stantly owing with the Durban Poison and other great smake burned in the vessel’s main chambers. A cloud of think vel- vety vapor hangs everywhere;
simply to stand aboard, is to be blazed. It’s unclear, then, how the boat smashed into the shore just mo- ments a er departure. “ e captain was just yell- ing, shit, shit! And whirling the wheel all over the place. Nobody really knew who he was, maybe it was his rst day?” reported a crew member seen departing the ship. No one else dressed as captain or crew members have been spotted, although it’s likely they’ve nihilistically blended in with the others, who are cur- rently still looting the ship. e Bud Bay Cruise line is also infamous for its crashing into shore, which happens up to 5 times per week. At 50 fathoms, today’s crash is fairly successful, falling ahead of the bell curve in terms of distance from port. e shortest such crash came last year around this time, when it was accidentally launched in reverse, partially smashing the concrete wall behind it.
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RespondersWorking Triple Shi s inMoldy Jelly Donuts Case Emergency personnel are working around the clock a er it was determined that a local shipment of donuts--sold across town, in- cluding to emergency personnel--contained jelly- lled donuts with what appeared to be dark mold spots on their under-carriage. Closer examination suggested that three out of four were contaminated, and what’s more, there were no other jelly-donut distributors within city limits to quickly produce more. “We’re running out of options in a race against time,” said Lieutenant Brenda Morey, down at the precinct. “Terrible day for co ee on an empty stomach.” ming” of the very bottom layer, using very sharp knives--but test participants were hurt with self-inicted injuries, all while forfeiting the very safety of the jelly inside. “ e only good news we’ve heard, is that the lemon- lled variety are coming back 99% clear," Morey announced later, "but there's not enough to go around by any means.” e bakery responded to calls, saying that the spots were caused during the baking pro- cess, and that the donuts themselves were fresh-made. But not everyone is convinced. “ ey’re tiny black spots--very suspect on a donut,” said shopper Tim Litscher, who purchased one such jelly donut before the grocery store recall. “But if there’s a bakery out there who says it’s okay, who am I to ques- tion,” he continued, mouth half-full of pastry. Volunteers called throughout the Can- natown metro, verifying that other donuts looked similar and asking for options. Ex- perts weighed in, recommending a “skim-
City rows Ground-Breaking Ceremony for New Museum Building o the popularity of the Great Cannatown Hole, the city council threw an ocial ground-breaking ceremony for the National Museum of Dirt, Sand and Mud . Set to open in August 2025, the insitution will house some of the most famous clods of soil found worldwide. Unlike other such "dirt" museums, NMDSM will only feature dirt, and not just "dirty items."
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High Art Exhibit: Vibrance! e Cannatown Museum of Very High Art has a new exhibit just in time for belated- spring. is is Vibrance, the "Colors and Vi- suals of Woah," and features such great artists as Keshawn McGinty, Carrie-Yanda Bemidji- Bolenda-Tryansaydat and others known for their bright works. "We're just so excited to bring everyone a little taste of Woah , the kind of art that just, smacks you across the face and chills hard," said Museum Director Maury Auseng. "Plus, the diveristy and depth of experienced artists is something we almost never achieve on this scale--alot of bud, and genius, went into this collection." "We pretty much walked into our back room and grabbed the brightest, trippiest stu we could nd," he added. Although you'll have to see it in person for the full e ects, we've selected a few to preview:
Morning Ears Georgia O'Keef
Although made from a di erent part of her face, "ears" were the rst thing O'Keef saw when she awoke atop her painting.
Sally Rolled the Dice | Carradabbio Although Carradabbio is canon avant- garde, this particular piece is really, really avant-garde in that no one can seem to de- cipher any sort of meaning, not even one.
iTurning Markshon DeactivatorToren-Ton
Most fascinating about this piece, like many of abstractist DeactivatorToren-Ton's later works, is that the objects are meant to represent penguins.
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Nordic Bloom | Pierre R'Gnar Some critics dispute the likeness of the Scandinavian spring R'Gnar was going for, but to be fair, hewas totally ripped to shreds.
Cosas Aburridas | Frida Pakalolo As the name implies, Pakalolo sought to capture the exciting essence of her morn- ing, in which a fuzzy rainbow appeared to extend between half-eaten pieces of fruit.
"Sketch of a ingy" Leonardo da Pinchie
e oldest piece of the collection and most valuable by far, Sketch of a ingy has stumped historians for centuries. Is it a bean? Is it a person? So much mystery.
ABumpy Night Vincent Van 'Dro
Years prior to some of his more famous works, Van 'Dro was cropping out the starry night, opting instead for the spiky hills dot- ting the landscape outside the castle walls.
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back at Kishi Bashi's unique arrival. It all began with a burst.... Jack White Fear of the Dawn
Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”
Kishi Bashi 151a
We last received a studio o ering from Jack White in 2018, but long before then I gave
Today is a blast from the past, albeit one that is not too distant nor the most likely anniversary to be acknowledged.
up trying to decipher his persona. Intention- ally inscrutable, a man of many opinions but few interviews, the Detroit native seemingly strives to perplex when it comes to all things except his want to rock. And that he contin- ues to do, and succeed, on his own terms with this latest solo LP. Fear of the Dawn is one of those records I nd dicult to write about. Not because it is a masterpiece whose brilliance words fail to convey. Pièce de résistance it is not, although the majority of it is really damn good. It's just a lot to digest. Each listen unveils a new wrinkle of an album that fully personi es the low-end guitar ri maestro and his inherent weirdness. As confusing as the man may be, his attentiveness to sonic palette and top- notch production is never in doubt, and here those attributes abound in spades. Aer four years between each of his last two releases, fans won't have to wait long for the next one. Entering Heaven Alive is due in July. It might take me until then to wrap my head around Fear of the Dawn .
His third record, Sonderlust , was featured here shortly aer it was released in 2016. Two years later, we took a break from our regularly scheduled programming to travel back to 2014's Lighght . Now it's time to revisit the opening salvo. Consider this a slow burn in reverse chronological order to cover the opening trifecta, one that stylistically very much feels like a trilogy, of Kaoru Ishibashi's career. Better known as Kishi Bashi, insomuch as he is known at all, April 2012, saw the release of his stellar debut , 151a. e sounds that would become even more developed over the following years were laid clear ten years ago. An unlikely blend of folk/electro/pop from an adept violinist, the underlying trait is one of joy. Upliing, if occasionally campy, it's hard not to feel a sense of exuberance throughout the cinematic tone and arrangements of the native Seattleite's compositions. e 10th Anniversary Edition of 151a comes with the "Demo-arigato Version" of each song, along with two tunes not originally included. More traditional and acoustic in nature, both 2019's Omoiyari and the 2021 EP Emi- grant o er a fascinating study in contrast and demonstrate the range of Ishibashi's abilities and musical vision. If his catalog were played on shue, one might suspect those two most recent e orts marked the beginning of his career. Instead, as he enters his second decade as a recording artist, it's well worth a look
Wet Leg Wet Leg
"Wet Leg is an amalgamation of 90's alternative, a little Rubblebuck- et, and a skosh of Sleaford Mods"
is not a sentence I anticipated putting into existence. Yet, here we are. And there it is.
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Recipes from Cousin D
e Dankest Doughnuts If you’ve got some time to kill, then why not try your hand at life's penultimate cuisine: homemade donuts! ere’s a lot of waiting between steps, but time ies when you bake . Ingredients e dough 10 tsp or 4 packets of active dry yeast 14 cups our 2 and 1/2 cups whole milk 4 cups sugar 12 eggs 3 Sticks butter salted (or add 6 tsp salt if not) Oil - for frying Powdered sugar - for dusting e “party” cream lling 2 and 1/2 cups whole milk 3/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup corn syrup w/ 1000mg active THC 8 egg yolks 2 capfuls of vanilla or almond extract. 3/4 cup heavy cream 1/2 cup our Directions Start by making the cream. In a medium bowl whisk the egg yolks and set aside. In another smaller bowl mix the our, sugar and salt. Slowly whisk the dry into the egg until it makes a batter texture of sorts. Set mix aside. Heat milk on medium until you see bub- bles form round the edge. Remove from heat and very slowly add to the egg mix whisking constantly until well-incorporated. Return to heat and continue to whisk until it starts to boil and thicken. Remove from heat immediately when you feel it thicken, and incorporate the infused corn syrup. Place in fridge to cool completely for 2 to 4 hours. Whip the heavy cream and vanilla until you have sti peaks. Fold into the cooled cream and place back into the fridge until you need it. Now to the dough. I’m a big fan of washing your hands and just getting in there. In a large bowl allow the whole milk to come to
room temperature and dissolve the yeast in it for a few minutes. Mix in the our, sugar and eggs until everything comes together. It will still be sticky and slimy at this stage. Add the three sticks of room temperature butter (this is where working by hand works best). When you’ve got a fully-mixed dough ball, cover the bowl with plastic wrap and place in the fridge for a few hours (I le mine for six). It will continue to rise. Prepare either a large surface or sev- eral trays with owered parchment paper. Remove the dough from the fridge and start pulling small chunks about the size of a cutie orange, rolling in your hands with additional our as needed. Make small, at circles and place them on parchment paper. Allow time to rise and double in size. Using a large fry pan or deep side electric skillet, heat oil for frying to 350 degrees. I found approximately 2 minutes per side of the dough chunks gave them the best golden color. Remove aer frying and dry on paper towels to soak up some of the oil. Cool completely before lling with the cream (you may have extra depending on how much you ll them). You can also use jelly to ll some for a fruit-and cream taste. Finish by tossing in powdered sugar for the ultimate mouthwatering presentation. Divided perfectly, makes 40 at 25mg each.
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Tastes of the CannaBlog Continue reading and nd more at Cannasaver.com e Volcano Hybrid Blew Our Freakin' Minds Wacky Racky Nothing about this machine makes sense to me. How is every bag lled with vapor so consistently full of avor? How can it be so smooth yet hits like you should be coughing up a lung? Aer many weeks of testing I am still mind-blown. How many bags can this unit ll before the weed is spent? How do you tell when it's spent? When the e ects are no longer hitting that hard? Most units it's when the weed starts tasting like burnt popcorn, which I have yet to experience that taste, even by bag #5. What I can tell you is most of the YouTube Videos out there are showing you the wrong way to use your Volcano Hybrid. Even the Storz & Bickel manuals could use clearer words and graphics, but their customer sup- port department kindly helped me nd the right instructions online when I reached out. I would actually describe this unit as "medi-
cal grade" and absolutely perfect for people with lung conditions that still need to smoke for whatever reason. ese people should already be aware their doctors would prefer them not to smoke, but if you are stubborn like me, wouldn't it be wiser to instruct patients about tools available to make that smoking more comfortable? ...Continue Reading e Volcano Hybrid comes with both tube and bag attachments
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HowManyDispensaries CanYouVisit in aDay? ere is not really a central computer system in Colorado, where dispensaries keep track of what consumers purchase at other dispensaries. Because of this issue, Colorado dispensaries usually allow the purchase up to the legal pos- session limits, at one time. ...Continue Reading
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Magic City Cannabis 24
The Lodge, E Yale 44
7 Doc's Apothecary, 112th
Police & Thieves 25
The Stone Dispensary 45
8 Golden Meds, Peoria
Pure Marijuana, 40th 26
Trenchtown 46
9 Golden Meds, S Santa Fe
Pure Marijuana, E Colfax 27
Xclusive, Federal 47
Golden Meds, S Oneida 10
Pure Marijuana, Bannock 28
Xclusive, Smith 48
Golden Meds, Bryant 11
Pure Marijuana, Ivy 29
Xclusive, E 6th 49
Pure Marijuana, Sheridan 30
Golden Meds, S Quebec 12
Yuma Way - Yuma Court 50
13 Golden Meds, Federal
Reefer Madness Dispensary 31
Yuma Way - E Mississippi Ave 51
14 Golden Meds, S Broadway
RiNo Supply Co 32
Yuma Way - W 49th Ave 52
15 Golden Meds, Youngfield
Rocky Mountain High, 20th 34
Yuma Way - Eudora Dr 53
16 Herbs 4 You
Rocky Mountain High, Alameda 35
Yuma Way - Sheridan Blvd 54
17 High West Cannabis
Rocky Mountain High, Wazee 36
Yuma Way (Longmont) 55
Rocky Mountain High, Stapleton 37
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YUMA WAY Berkeley 5389 Sheridan Blvd ................. Arvada 720-310-8057 see ad on page 25 - cannasavers page 107 Alternative Medical Solutions 106 S. Mill St., Ste 203..................... Aspen 970-544-8142 Green Dragon 400 E. Hyman Ave #1A............................................... Aspen 970-429-4035 LEAF (Locals Emporium of Alternative Farms) 555 E. Durant Ave #2E ............................................................ Aspen 970-920-4220 Native Roots 308 S. Hunter St ........................................................... Aspen 970-429-4443 Silver Peak Apothecary 520 E. Cooper Ave. Suite LL2 .................... Aspen 970-925-4372 Stash 300 Aspen Airport Business Center Suite B ............................. Aspen 970-925-6468 The Green Solution 106 S Mill St ...................................................... Aspen 970-760-0284 Altitude 10455 East Colfax Avenue................................................... Aurora 303-343-0166 Colorado Harvest Company 11002 East Yale Avenue, Unit A......... Aurora 720-535-9489 Euflora 6260 South Gun Club Road ................................................... Aurora 303-766-8677 4343 South Buckley Road, Unit E .......................................... Aurora 303-680-1016 Good Chemistry 16840 East Iliff Avenue .......................................... Aurora 303-745-2420 Green Dragon 719 Billings Street................................................................ Aurora 720-458-6950 19151 East Quincy Avenue ................................................. Aurora 303-400-1451 Lightshade 503 Havana Street.................................................................. Aurora 720-899-3030 16821 East Iliff Avenue ........................................................... Aurora 720-575-6703 Livwell 19201 E Colfax Ave ................................................................ Aurora 303-366-1077 1401 Peoria Street.................................................................. Aurora 303-993-7548 LOVA Aurora 19005 E Quincy Ave.................................................... Aurora 720-379-4554 Medicine Man 1901 South Havana Street......................................... Aurora 303-923-3825 Rocky Road 1712 South Chambers Road ........................................ Aurora 720-277-0320 Starbuds 14655 East Arapahoe Road, Unit A........................................ Aurora 303-699-1222 1408 Del Mar Parkway, Units D1 & D2................................... Aurora 720-949-1389 Terrapin Care Station 11091 East Mississippi Avenue, Suite A................................. Aurora 303-954-8402 11900 East 33rd Avenue, Suite 1 ........................................... Aurora 303-954-8402 The Green Solution 350 S. Potomac St.................................................................. Aurora 720-501-2371 3179 S. Peoria Ct ................................................................... Aurora 720-501-2370 10195 E Montview Blvd .......................................................... Aurora 720-689-2351 14301 E. Colfax Ave. .............................................................. Aurora 720-501-2372 19370 E. Quincy Ave .............................................................. Aurora 303-990-9723
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XCLUSIVE CANNABIS 15200 E 6th Ave ...................................... Aurora 720-738-4200 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 105 Sunrise Solutions 43 Main St............................................................ Bailey 303-816-6337 Aspen Roaring Fork Wellness 24505 Highway 82........................... Basalt 970-279-5072 Green Tree Medicinals 1090 N. 2nd St ........................................ Berthoud 970-670-9120 Herb’s Medicinals 1015 2nd St..................................................... Berthoud 970-344-5060 Mindful 1017 N. 2nd St.................................................................. Berthoud 970-644-6550 Alternative Medical Supply 9 Karlann Dr................................. Black Hawk 303-582-0420 Mindful 231 Gregory St. (Store 1859) ....................................... Black Hawk 303-582-3510 Rocky Mountain Organics 5412 Hwy. 119............................... Black Hawk 303-582-5032 The Green Solution 231 Gregory St ......................................... Black Hawk 303-990-9723 14er Holistics 2897 Mapleton Avenue, Suite 800 ........................... Boulder 303-539-6525 Boulder Botanics 1750 30th Street Unit 7...................................... Boulder 720-379-6046 Boulder Wellness 5420 Arapahoe Avenue, Unit F ......................... Boulder 303-442-2565 Drift 1750 30th Street, Unit 12 ......................................................... Boulder 720-612-4382 Eclipse Cannabis Company 933 Alpine Avenue Suite 2 ............... Boulder 720-420-0782 Elements 1534 55th Street .............................................................. Boulder 303-444-0861 Fresh Baked 2539 Pearl Street ....................................................... Boulder 303-440-9393 Green Dream Cannabis 6700 Lookout Road, Suite #5 .................. Boulder 303-530-3031 Green Tree Medicinals 5565 Arapahoe Avenue, Suite G............... Boulder 303-440-6700 Helping Hands Herbals 1021 Pearl Street, Suite B........................ Boulder 303-444-1564 Karing Kind 5854 Rawhide Court ................................................... Boulder 303-449-9333 Magnolia Road Cannabis Company 1750 30th Street Unit 84B .................................................... Boulder 720-502-4867 Maikoh Holistics 2750 Glenwood Dr. Ste 8 .................................... Boulder 720-476-6805 MMJ America 1909 Broadway Street LL......................................... Boulder 303-862-4064 Native Roots 1146 Pearl Street ....................................................... Boulder 720-726-5126 Options Cannabis 5290 Arapahoe Ave Ste J ................................. Boulder 720-571-8862 Root Organic Mmc 5420 Arapahoe Road, Unit D........................... Boulder 303-443-0240 Terrapin Care Station 1795 Folsom Street .............................................................. Boulder 303-954-8402 5370 Manhattan Circle, Suite 104 ........................................ Boulder 303-954-8402 The Dandelion 845 Walnut Street ................................................... Boulder 303-459-4676 The Farm 2801 Iris Avenue.............................................................. Boulder 303-440-1323
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The Growing Kitchen 8401 Baseline Road .................................... Boulder 303-578-8454 The Health Center 537 Canyon Boulevard ..................................... Boulder 720-532-8664 The Peaceful Choice 7464 Arapahoe Avenue Unit A9 ................... Boulder 720-366-6615 The Station 3005 28th Street .......................................................... Boulder 303-442-0892 The Village Green Society 2043 16th Street.................................. Boulder 720-746-9064 Trill Alternatives 1537 Pearl Street, Suite B ................................... Boulder 720-287-0645 Verde Natural 302 Pearl Street ....................................................... Boulder 303-993-3066 Alpenglow Botanicals 1805 Airport Rd., Unit B1C................. Breckenridge 970-389-6839 Breckenridge Organic Therapy 1900 Airport Rd, Suite A1.... Breckenridge 970-453-0420 Green Dragon 1795 Airport Rd. Unit A3 .................................. Breckenridge 970-453-4900 Organix 1795 Airport Rd Unit A2 ............................................. Breckenridge 970-453-1340 Ascend Cannabis Co 204 E W Main St................................... Buena Vista 719-395-6226 Colomed Center 615 Buggy Circle APT D ................................ Carbondale 970-963-4669 Medical Marijuana Center of Carbondale 60 N 3rd St............ Carbondale 970-510-5229 The Doctor’s Garden Dispensary 580 Main Street #300 ........ Carbondale 970-963-9323 Bonfire Cannabis Company “Annie’s” 135 Nevada St. .......... Central City 303-582-3072 Green Grass 440 Lawrence St. ................................................. Central City 303-582-5088 Igadi 171 Lawrence St ............................................................... Central City 303-582-3093 Aroma 5433 Quebec Street ................................................. Commerce City 303-286-0420 Cookies Denver 5385 Quebec St ....................................... Commerce City 720-780-8865 KRYSTALEAVES 5301 Vasquez Blvd Unit 101........ Commerce City 303-802-0026 see ad on page 27 - cannasavers page 77 Livwell 5846 Dahlia St ......................................................... Commerce City 720-476-4736 Silver Stem Fine Cannabis 5275 Quebec St ..................... Commerce City 720-458-5820 SOUTH PARK FARMA 5715 Fairfax Street, Unit C .......... Commerce City 303-289-3263 see ad on page 27 - cannasavers page 95 Starbuds 5844 Dahlia Street ............................................... Commerce City 303-999-0401 YUMA WAY Canna City 7150 Eudora Dr........ Commerce City 720-336-8689 see ad on page 25 - cannasavers page 107 Acme Dispensary 309 Belleview Ave., Unit 1A...................... Crested Butte 970-349-5550 Crested Butte Wellness Center 329 Belleview, Unit A.......... Crested Butte 970-349-7350 Dacono Meds 730 Glen Creighton Dr. Unit C ................................. Dacono 303-833-2321 5280 Weedery 3895 East 45th Avenue ............................................ Denver 720-728-7975 A CUT ABOVE 1911 South Broadway............................. Denver 720-536-8965 see ad on page 4 - cannasavers page 59 A Cut Off The Top 2059 West 9th Avenue ....................................... Denver 303-825-9227 Affinity 7739 East Colfax Avenue..................................................... Denver 720-479-8458 Allgreens 762 Kalamath Street ........................................................ Denver 303-658-0107 Altitude 6858 East Evans Avenue ...................................................... Denver 720-708-5428 1568 South Federal Boulevard.............................................. Denver 720-708-5428 AMCH 1301 Marion Street ................................. Denver 720-961-0560 see ad on page 27 - cannasavers page 61 Apothecary Farms 2251 South Broadway....................................... Denver 303-862-5016 Ascend Cannabis Co 3555 South Yosemite Street ......................... Denver 720-482-3191 Ballpark Holistic Dispensary 2119 Larimer Street, Suite 1 ............ Denver 303-996-6884
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Bgood Apothecary 80 South Pennsylvania Street .......................... Denver 303-777-5239 Bonfire Cannabis Company 4837 N. Washington St. Unit 100 .......................................... Denver 720-428-8097 Bud Cellar 6666 East Stapleton South Drive ................................... Denver 303-377-1020 Budcardi 1325 S. Inca St. ................................................................ Denver 720-242-6654 Buddy Boy 155 Federal Boulevard .......................................................... Denver 720-542-9434 120 South Kalamath Street ................................................... Denver 303-777-5252 777 Umatilla Street ................................................................ Denver 303-893-9333 4012 West 38th Avenue......................................................... Denver 720-328-9971 2426 South Federal Boulevard.............................................. Denver 303-936-0309 3814 Walnut Street ................................................................ Denver 303-308-0420 5050 York Street .................................................................... Denver 303-292-3383 Callies Cannabis Shoppe 3054 Larimer Street............................................................... Denver 303-297-2273 777 Canosa Ct. ..................................................................... Denver 720-415-2976 Cannabotica 219 Vallejo Street ........................................................ Denver 303-777-1550 Chronorado 6625 Leetsdale Drive, Suite A...................................... Denver 720-477-9425 Colorado Cannabis Connection 4550 South Kipling Street #4 ...... Denver 720-328-2355 Colorado Harvest Company 1178 South Kalamath Street.................................................. Denver 303 777-1840 1568 South Broadway ........................................................... Denver 303-722-1227 Colorado Wellness Inc 2490 West 2nd Avenue .............................. Denver 303-880-1554 Cookies Denver 2057 S. Broadway ................................................. Denver 303-862-5169 Cross Genetics 2440 West Evans Avenue...................................................... Denver 303-936-0624 4902 East Smith Road, Unit C............................................... Denver 303-330-0068 Cure Colorado 6200 East Yale Avenue, Unit B................................ Denver 720-296-2857 Dank 3835 Elm Street Unit C............................................................ Denver 303-394-3265 DEL MUNDO CANNABIS 2394 S Broadway ................................... Denver 303-379-7295 see ad below - cannasavers page 109 Denco 3480 Park Avenue West, Unit B ............................................ Denver 303-433-2266 5155 East 46th Avenue ......................................................... Denver 303-388-0434
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Denrec 2117 Larimer Street, Unit 1.................................................... Denver 303-296-2093 2042 South Bannock Street................................................... Denver 720-390-5070 Denver Clone Store 755 South Federal Boulevard, Suite 5................................... Denver 303-993-5653 4571 North Ivy Street............................................................. Denver 303-951-1480 Denver Dispensary 4975 Vasquez Boulevard....................................................... Denver 303-308-1111 DENVER KUSH CLUB 2615 Welton Street ................................. Denver 303-736-6550 see ad below - cannasavers page 65 DOC’S APOTHECARY 4080 Globeville Road ............................. Denver 720-458-0898 see ad on page 23 - cannasavers page 67 Doctor’s Orders 1406 West 38th Avenue ........................................ Denver 303-433-0276 Euflora 403 16th Street, Suite 1......................................................... Denver 303-534-6255 4305 Brighton Boulevard ....................................................... Denver 303-297-1657 Everbloom 4095 Jackson Street.............................................................. Denver 720-226-9298 5110 Race Street ................................................................... Denver 720-226-9295 Exotic Frost 2949 W Alameda Ave .................................................. Denver 720-787-4909 Fox Cannabis 4773 Fox Street ........................................................ Denver 720-881-7460 Ganja Gourmet 1810 South Broadway ............................................ Denver 303-282-9333 GOLDEN MEDS 4620 Peoria Street .................................. Denver 720-802-5884 1410 S Santa Fe Dr ................................ Denver 720-807-8293 970 S Oneida St ..................................... Denver 720-807-5279 2280 S Quebec St .................................. Denver 720-807-6023 330 Federal Blvd..................................... Denver 720-807-5389 1755 S Broadway ................................... Denver 720-807-7919 see ad on page 3 - cannasavers page 69
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