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News from CannaTown JULY-AUG 2022

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BREAKING: 2022 WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK SCIENTISTS: WE'VE JUST REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN

********* Deep in Nevada, a country tests atomic bombs that it will even- tually drop on itself in the name of freedom - full story pg B17 ere is absolutely nothing now that can make up for all the shit thus far and it's gonna get worse

School Debt Cannceled Van Cannaby, Page 8 e Mayor has promised to help pay o debt racked up at a local for-prot college run by local miser, Purp. See Van Cannaby ......................Page 8 AintMilk Turns Sour Down Drain, Page 12 Consumers and employees alike are calling the non-milk substitute the grossest thing since sliced non-bread. See Down Drain.......... ............Page 12 Elephant Ban Begins Swimmin Hole, Page 13 Following one of the worst elephant-poo in the water incidents at CT swimming hole, pachyderms are now banned. See Swimmin Hole ...................Page 13 Under the Microscope e Giving Tree, Page 15 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 20 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues aairs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the conuence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors

INDEPTH REPORT Jan 6 Hearings, Page 10 We take a look at the Canngressional hearings rocking the country as the Cannsurrection comes under focus. See Jan 6 Hearings .................Page 10 Grateful Masterpiece Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Reese's PB Twinkies Cousin D Recipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17 Hong Bong Icon Sinks News in Brief, Page 9 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:

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Van Cannaby To Canncel 'Purp School' Debt Mayor VanCannaby’s administration re- cently announced a rolling initiative to use hundreds of dollars in automatic student loan canncellation for over a half-thousand borrowers, characterizing the forgiveness as the largest, and weirdest in history. e settlement stems from a 2020 class action lawsuit, Sweet Leaf vs. Carts, which argued many borrower defense claims for the loan canncellation were being ignored by the Department of Overzealous Brainwackers (DOOB). Defense to repayment is a program wherein the city government pays o your crappy debt to a crappy school. “Purp’s School of Fine Purp,” a for-prot college ran by small business proprietor and for- mer adjunct professor at Cannatown University, Bertrand “Purp” DePurp, became notorious aer collapsing under the weight of investigations into its activities. More than a dozen students rst led complaints, saying they were instructed to demand payment from anyone seen smelling purp, even in the wild. It wasn’t until graduates banded together for the class action suit that the college fell into ruin. "It was like a Ponzi scheme, call it a Purpzi scheme," said city attorney Kris Kristoerson. "When they stopped collect- ing for smells, the bottom dropped out." “To tell the truth I did learn a lot,” said former student Kate Hen- dzel. “Like, how purp is a far superior ower due to its nely-bred constitution, and how smells ain’t free.” But it wasn’t until they tried landing jobs that most graduates realized they’d primarily been groomed and trained to work in Purp’s operation. Many of the skills, such as identifying and detaining a person sning the air for free smells, did not transfer to any other style of work in the industry. "In the end, I’d paid thousands, and for what?” asked another graduate. “I got to thinking near the end that damn, I could’ve just purchased like 10 pounds of purp for that price, and I probably would’ve been a lot happier, and high, and no worse o.” Each graduate will also receive two free satchels of purp. Critics say it's not fair that they won't get eighths too, and the decision will likely be appealed. Mr. Purp could not be reached for comment. OTHER HEADLINES Court Votes 5-4 To Put Anthrax in National Water Supply "It doesn't taste so bad if you're drinking the Kool-Aid" pg 150 TikToker launches club to celebrate individuality pg 157 Pantheon swarmed, eaten by eScooters pg 166 Study: "Dad duty" leads to "Dad bod" pg 171 **Brought to you by Larry's Sunscreen** “Made with real butter and mud” Bertrand "Purp" DePurp

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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - Your A/C has been going on and o, on and o, over and over again, not because it's saving energy, but because it loathes you. Taurus - You nally accomplished every- thing on your bucket list--impressive--al- though now you’ve got about 40 years to kill. Gemini - It's not that people don't care about aliens holding us all hostage; they just don't care that it happened to you . Cancer - e neighbors weren't very keen about your house burning down, but only be- cause they missed out on the blunt that did it. Leo - You’re feeling the pain at the pump because you put it in your ear, stupid. Virgo - e weirdest thing about having to clean up all that dog hair in the bathtub, is that you don't own a dog--much less, a bathtub. What Came to Pass News in Brief Cannatown’s oating hot dog stand capsizes In a surprise that nobody saw coming, the large, weinermobile-shaped ski that sold hot dogs to Cannatown tourists, has capsized. Jumbo Kingdog, the imperial palace-shaped icon of the Hong Bong marina, had shuttered just weeks ago following a relish shortage. It was out at sea when operators say it was at- tacked by a horde of giant squids, struck hun- dreds of times by lightning, endured damage from a meteor shower, all before being pilfered by pirates and spontaneously combusting. e food cart was featured in everything from the evening news to the local classieds, which made it all the more bittersweet when word came that it’d encountered such adverse conditions in otherwise calm waters. Owners Aberdank Dining Group said the sinking was tragic, upsetting to shareholders, and not in any way connected to the multi-million dollar insurance policy taken out just days prior.

Libra - e doctor isn't buying your whole sudden-weight-gain theory, because he can see the pumpkin stuck up your shirt. Scorpio - Aer your decades of service, it would've been nice to get more than a bag of Skittles, but hey, it did really hit the spot. Sagittarius - As you drive into town, you'll realize, you've been here before. And judging from the road signs, they haven't forgotten. Capricorn - e strategy is simple. Keep changing your legal name, so you can keep getting those rst-time visitor specials. Aquarius - Today, velcro will save your life. But don't ask the stars how ; it's pretty gross. Pisces - is week you will learn a valuable lesson: when you shit your pants in VR, you shit your pants in real life.

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CANNGRESSIONAL HEARINGS 2022 INDEPTH REPORT JANUARY 6TH: THE CANNSURRECTION

EDITOR'S NOTE: Although controversial in nature, there is no way we could ignore the hearings currently underway at the Capitol. As journalists we are bound to report on the facts, and here we present them for our read- ers to draw their own conclusions. It was a dark day for democracy. e Can- natown Cannabis Cup, once thought to be a model of almost superior sportsmanship and cra, last year saw one of the ugliest incidents on Cannatown soil when one contender, upset when he didn’t win, began what the committee has called a “seven-part scheme”

called together an angry mob of very, very high people, and convinced them to storm the event arena. Feces were smeared on the walls. Respected judges were evacuated. e results were nothing short of deadly. e plan seemed simple enough: create a diversion long enough to declare the results and judging completely worthless and out-dated, and then call the whole thing o, meanwhile claiming victory as last year’s nalist. “Essentially, he didn’t care about winning the cup, he just wanted the trophy,” said event organizer Barney Mills.

Men, women, and a few bovines, gather near the Cannatown Cannabis Cup prior to storming it like a castle on January 6th

to defraud smakers of their choice in the Sativa category. From the participants to the ocials high- est on the list, grower Darnell Chump made a concerted eort across the board to change the numbers, tallies, and legitimacy of the cup nalists such that he would overturn the People’s Choice. However, with nothing changed by the award ceremony, Chump

Now a full year and half later, the Canngressional committee investigating the January 6th asco are gearing up to hold ac- countable those very high bad actors. “I believed my own lies” Will M’Bar testied that Chump, super stoned o his rocker, didn't listen whatsoever when M'Bar explained how voting, and tally- ing, and generally, numbers worked.

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“It was clear he had never personally counted past the number 30, entirely due to laziness,” the Attorney General said. “But there was no indication he was interested in the facts, much less, that he even knew I was there, because I’d really never seen him so stoned.” “I thought boy, if he really believes all this stu, he’s higher than an angel on Sunday,” M’Bar says in the video. “In fact, he was act- ing so high--in a real alternate reality--that I later asked and tracked down the same strain. Sure enough, it was Green Crack.” Some have used this idea to defend Chump’s forthcoming behavior, that having been so completely stoned, he may have actually thought he was right -- and therefore, entitled to walk scott-free (even despite inciting a mob to go kill those in charge of the cup). Because he was so incredibly stoned, they say, he lacked the intent because he didn’t think he was doing anything wrong. “If that’s the defense, then he’d be the rst person to ever use it, and actually win, in the history of this country,” said Professor Zen Ghou of Cannatown University. “He’d have to be totally ripped to shreds to use that excuse, but if anyone would, it’d be him." Judges commonly tell juries that “willful stonedness” to facts doesn’t necessarily demonstrate intent, although it does when coupled with “inciting a mob of any type," as it’s typically dicult to overlook riots and destruction, especially against such sacred institutions such as the Cannabis Cup. It's not clear how Chump came to believe such a narrative, but experts say it may have come from watching 12 hours per day of Faux News, where it was the narrative, or perhaps from his small troupe of lawyers, who, given their unkempt appearance and demeanors, had likely been smaking through their own Green Crack for months on end. Direct Evidence Somewhat hampering Chump's claim that he didn’t try to overthrow the cup results, is a full length documentary covering those at- tempts. ere was also the full-length speech

made just prior to the attack on the capitol, in which Chump, on live television, personally instructed an armed mob to start ghting at the event center. en there's the taped conversation in which both Chump and his team asked judges to completely ignore the numbers and choose their own winner. When this failed, Chump sought to bribe of- cials with his own brand of edibles (turned down not only for moral reasons, but because they were cheaply made from sawdust). Not even a shred of evidence of fraud--the crux of Chump's argument--was included in over 60 complaints led to the County Cup Board. Accordingly, not one judge considered the claim as more than stoned rambling. A Scheme and a Scam e plot thickens as new details emerge, suggesting Chump was stoned--but not incapacitated--meaning he was sober enough to calculate the risks and rewards of nding loopholes. Just prior to the incident, he asked if he could just pay to switch out the judges of the Cannabis Cup, and declare the previous winners the winners. “We all threatened to quit,” M’Bar testied, “because it was totally not cool. at's exactly what we told him.” Also compounding Chump’s claims to an “honest” approach is the committee's revelation of his scheme to collect hundreds of millions from dedicated followers, almost all of which went to smaking weed or paying his kids and their signicant others, none of whom appeared to have real jobs. “e Smoking Bong” e latest allegation--one that could be the 'dab nail in the con'--is the widely-told account by some ocials that Chump asked them to "just declare the winning cannabis ain't legit and leave the rest up to me." "at statement is the 'smoking bong' they need," said Erik Potholder, former Attorney General. Plus, the committee says, they have 1000+ texts or emails that say essentially the same thing. "At this point you have to won- der, for anyone who doesn't believe this was a gri, what the f*** else do they need to see?"

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AintMilk ain't a hit, they ain't gonna drink it

While not all of Aint- Co’s "non" products have been popular, all of them have been truly unpopular. But a new report shows that consum- ers have narrowed out one particularly horrible item, the dairly substitute, AintMilk, which has sold, by some counts, no more than 420 cartons. Some grocery store opera- tors say are sitting on full warehouses of

Insane Machine Sells F***ing Cans of Coke at F***ing Push of Button Holy shit folks, it's like a fridge of soda pop right at your nger tips. First they put Coca-Cola in a can--a can! Like freakin' soup. And then they made it crystal-clear for a while! Now hang onto your butts! Newly installed at the library parking garage -- it's a machine that spits out the cans when you put in some coins! Gee Wilik- ers! You have to see it to believe this shit, yo!

unsold, sour and cur- dling non-milk from the company, now resulting in a massive lawsuit against the corporation. AintCo was the darling of Wax Street not even ve years ago when lab and plant-based options were rolling out nation- wide. Building on the semi- opping success of AintBeef and AintNutsNHoney, AintCo’s release of AintMilk just over a year ago was seen as the next pivotal tier for the company, given how oen people were ordering milk at bars and res- taurants. ey began with 24oz bags of the viscous white uid and also provided a chocolate option. Within a month the trend was reaching not only hip establishments and co-ops, but even organic industrial manu- facturers making homemade cleaning solutions and dips. en people actually tried to drink it. eir reactions, oen

on social media, spread much faster than any advertisement. And consumers were not the only ones complaining. Former employees and current Aint- Sta (who wished to remain anonymous) spoke of their work with disgust. "Every day I woke up to squeeze thick beige paste from huge udders hanging from the ceiling," said an employee who quit recently. "Sometimes it would make me hurl right into the AintMilkBucket. And they would just tell me, keep going, yer puke AintMilk!” "e worst thing," added the employee, "is that I never knew what was in those udders or where the paste was coming from, or what it was made of. Nobody who worked there could tell me, not because it was a secret -- but ultimately be- cause they didn't know either."

Progress, Inc Successfully Reinvents Wheel

In their weekly inves- tor newsletter, Steem- boat Springs' manu- facturer Progress, Inc. announced that they've reinvented the wheel, drawing praise and criti- cism, as well as a lawsuit from the estate of Grog, a neanderthal rst cred- ited with ling a patent for the round entity, one which would take nearly 17,000 years to process. e new wheel "is just like the old one, but can also go in reverse."

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Photos: (Le ) Work- ers at AintMilk squeeze barely- viscous beige paste from gi- ant udders into bags that will be sold at grocery stores. (Right) A local elephant swims in the Canna- town swimming hole with his human friends. A new ban will prohibit any pachyderms from joining in the waters fol- lowing a mas- sive poop inci- dent last month.

Elephants banned from swimming hole aer huge poo incident Following a terrible incident at the Canna- town swimming hole, involving what could only be described as “a massive amount of fecal matter,” elephants and their closest ge- netic relatives will not be allowed to use the beach and swimming area going forward. According to those on the scene, a group swimmers encountered a “gross spectacle” in the mid-aernoon, partially washed ashore, partially still submerged, and unidentiable through the murky waters. By the end of the day, the explosively large fecal emission had aected not only adults, but completely cov- ered some children, to an alarming degree. And it’s not the rst time it’s happened. In fact, the swimming hole is world-renowned, tragically, for its widespread, recurring and devastating elephant doodies in the water. “I’m not sure why in nearly a half century we’ve been unable to come up with sensible elephant swimming hole rules,” said resident Reto O’Bork. “It’s incredibly dicult to feel safe and clean when people just let elephants do whatever they want, especially in what should be considered a safe, public space.” “C’mon, we live in a society here,” O’Bork added. Every time elephant swimming laws have come up, groups of menacing elephants have shown up and intimidated those voting. In one court case they were also able to overturn the voting results simply by crowding a fo- rum and blasting their trunks at full volume. e incident became national news, simply because those present stood strong and chose not to address the elephants in the room. “And the elephants apparently took it very personally and have been shitting in the wa- ter ever since,” said city park manager Cheri Poss. "is shouldn't happen every weekend." "Obviously not all elephants are bad, nor do we want all of them to go away," said Rever- end John Worlock. "But can we not all agree that they shouldn't be shitting on everyone in public? If they can't be trusted to follow the rules that everyone else follows, then why would they expect us to let them hang out with us anyway? Is it not madness? It's poo !" e ban goes into eect immediately but nobody expects even one elephant to comply.

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Old dolls are randomly appearing, as a community freaks out

It happened in the middle of the night. “And just like that, there were two of them on my front porch.” Tiany Dean holds her stomach as she tells the story, gesturing to two little gurines cast o the corner of her house. e lay lifeless, one, with its head turned toward the heavens, the other facing the depths of hell. And for all we know, that’s where they come from. “Just like the folks down the street. Freakin’ dolls showin’ up outta nowheres. And we don't like it.” Others in the neighborhood don’t know quite what to make of it, and it’s clear, this is the story. A maddening fear denes both the zeitgeist of the hour, and psychological paralysis that prevails in Terpenia Heights, a sleepy, outlying suburb east of Cannatown. “At rst I thought it was a high joke, ndin’ these dolls out on the tire pile,” says local gas pump worker Freddy Miles, “but then I real- ized, they was starin’ at me. Eye to eye. Just like this . Like they knew all the stu I’dun.”

Confusion and unquenchable suspicion linger everywhere; a once neighborly people now watch over their backs, unsure if they can trust the very people behind their rose bushes. “Dolls, dolls, that’s all I hear ‘bout,” says detective Wilder Maury. “Why couldn’t it be hamburgers, or crisp 20-dollar bills?” Maury says there's no leads, and absolutely nothing known about the dolls. ey're made of porcelain, smell musty, and look soul-less. “People are so disturbed, they barely trust their own family members, much less, them- selves. It’s crossed a line,” he warns. So far, the sudden overnight abundance of dolls appearing throughout the small town weighs heavily during day-to-day activities for residents -- and there are signs it may also be aecting tourism. “People drive through here, and all them lifeless faces laying around, and they’re gone in a heartbeat,” Miles says. “Whereas, I don’t feel like I can leave, since they seem t'know what I’dun.”

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membership and touring a foreign continent. In hindsight, that they pulled the tour o is no surprise considering what they had already undergone and would later accomplish, but in the moment, logistical aspects were anything but smooth sailing. at the results sound so perfect and encapsulate an entire career that had yet to completely unfold is its true beauty. e tour has since gone on to be released in full on CD. Volume two of the immensely successful original release dropped in 2011. It's also seen recent record store day features, and the entirety of the four-night, tour- concluding Lyceum run will soon become available on a 24-LP set. is is the Grateful Dead, and the 22-show spring jaunt back in Europe '72 is the gi that keeps on giving.

Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”

Grateful Dead Europe '72, Vol. 1 & 2 is past May of- fered an opportunity to celebrate a tour that concluded 50 years ago, has since become immortal-

ized on numerous releases and gone down in the annals as one of the nest in the career of a band known for their live performances. Just like public opinion on the San Francisco pioneers, that of this transatlantic run has only grown over time. Deservingly. e spring of '72 was a period of transition for the Grateful Dead. It marked the last tour with original keyboardist and blues-focused organ playing of Ron "Pigpen" McKernan. It also featured his then counterpart and future replacement Keith Godchaux, who had joined a few months prior and was followed shortly thereaer by his wife Donna on vocals. e Dead embraced Keith's piano and its prominence sent them in a new direction as a band, which, combined with the departure of second drummer Mickey Hart a year earlier, provided fertile ground for the streamlined "classic" '72-'74 era notable for its nimbleness and clarity. I am not alone in the fanbase of those born years later who "understood" the Dead because of shows like these. Yes, it's easier to grab on to than some of those '60s explorations or '80s drums/space, but it's also ridiculously good. e spring tour would be immortalized that November on Europe '72 . Choice cuts of concert staples and others that would soon ll that role, many of which never had studio versions formally released, made for a triple LP representing a band at (one of) the peaks of its powers while simultaneously adjusting

MJ Lenderman Boat Songs

MJ had me hooked from "Jordan." Jordan wanted to sign with Adidas for shoes But Nike gave him an oer that he could not refuse It wasn't a pizza that poisoned him in Utah, with a hotel bill to prove ree thousand dollars on just ve dudes I bought fake Jordans, they weren't even shoes Oh, he looked so sick It was all over the news But it wasn't the pizza and it wasn't the u Yeah, I love drinking too, I love drinking too William Blake it is not, but so constitutes "Hangover Game," the rst track on MJ Len- derman's Boat Songs . Most sports fans my age will be intimately familiar with game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals. Whether those from that generation or any other will enjoy the Ashe- ville resident's third solo release as much as me, I cannot say. But if you're into chill, lo-, 90s indie leaning tunes with tongue-in-cheek lyrics and a slacker vibe, you just might.

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Recipes from Cousin D

Homemade Reese's Twinkies ere may be no better summer fair food than a homemade Twinkie of sorts, and today we're making them chocolate with marshmallow peanutbutter lling. Yes, they are precisely as addictive as they appear. Ingredients e Cake 6 eggs 2 cups of our 3 tbsp (heaping) cocoa powder 1 tsp salt Unavored gelatin pack (Knox) 1 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup vegetable oil (infused)

1 tbsp baking powder Vanilla (Good splash) 1 cup water 1 bag chocolate chips e Filling 10oz bag of marshmallows 1/2 cup corn syrup 1 cup peanut butter e Drizzle 1 bag white chocolate chips 1/2 cup peanut butter

ese are sponge cakes! Be patient and careful; when cooled, you may have to trim what becomes the bottom of the cake to be at. Keep those scraps (they are deliciously strong). Using a toothpick (or similar), hollow out three holes on each before you pipe in the lling--just makes it easier. Melt the marsh- mallows, corn syrup and peanut butter in a pan until it becomes a thick goo. Fill piping bag with a lling tip. Put a small push of goo into each hole. Flip and freeze (makes it easier to dip and sets quicker). When ready, melt the bag of regular chocolate chips, and dip each upside-down in molten chocolate. Next, the drizzle. Melt the white chocolate milk and peanut butter; It should be pretty smooth and silky. Decorate the tops as you see t -- lattice or your choice of design. You're done! Serve and enjoy. It doesn’t matter the dosage you choose -- these little snack cakes will disappear fast!

1/3 cup milk Directions

You’ll need two bowls. In the rst, mix all of the dry ingredients. Gently stir in the oil and water until just combined. In the second bowl, beat the whole eggs until they look like they’ve tripled in volume. Preheat your oven to 325 at this point. Prep your pans (any type of Twinkie pan out there) -- depending on the type, you may or may not need some oil to prevent sticking. Gently fold your egg u into the our mix in quarter amounts. As soon as you see no streaks of color, you are done. Pour the batter about ¾ full in each. Bake for 30 minutes, rotate, and bake for another 30 minutes (1 hour total). Cool upside down until completely cool. Do not rush that part and yes they may still be dicult to release.

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BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO lit item up to quarter OZ plus 10% o rest of order 30% o order BOGO up to a quarter ower BOGO gram house concentrates Match up to 50 dollars rst 3 visits BOGO 1/8 of ower BOGO 1/8 of ower or 20% o order BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates BOGO deal: Concentrate, SAP cartridge or ower up to 1/4 ounce BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower or 20% o order BOGO lit item up to quarter OZ plus 10% o rest of order BOGO up to an 1/8th of ower, vape, edible, or gram of concentrate Buy 1 item from our house brands, get another item free BOGO up to a quarter ower, 1 gram concentrate, edible, or pod/cart BOGO up to 1/8 of ower BOGO 1/8 of ower or any MPX concentrates 20% o order Free gram of ower or 50 gram edible with $20 purchase BOGO up to a quarter ower BOGO gram house concentrates Vets: 15% o order (med+rec), seniors: 15% o order (med). Excludes sale items 20% o order BOGO up to a quarter ower, 1 gram concentrate, edible, or pod/cart 30% o order 50% of rst 1/8 of ower First $100 spent on non-sale items save $50 BOGO up to 1/8 of ower BOGO up to a 1/2 oz of ower or up to 5g's of Mohave shatter. BOGO 1/8 of ower, gram of wax, or 250g edible Limit one 10% o your order and a free pre-roll 50% of rst 1/8 of ower

El Mirage Fount. Hills Gilbert Glendale

Green Valley Guadalupe Mesa

New River Oracle Payson Peoria Phoenix

BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates BOGO up to a 1/2 oz of ower or up to 5g's of Mohave shatter. 20% o non sale items BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower or any MPX concentrates BOGO 1/8 of ower 30% o order Buy any 1/8 get a free 1/8 from the $34 tier 20% o order BOGO 1/8 of ower or 20% o order BOGO 1/8 of ower Call for details 10% o order 50% o ower BOGO 1/8 ower or g wax or edible or vape cartridge BOGO on select items 10% o order MEd only BOGO up to 1/8 of ower BOGO free item 15% o order Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive any one house brand product, free BOGO on ALL Regions extracts Limit one Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive any one house brand product $9 grams, $30 1/8, $60 1/4 on ALL ower BOGO free item BOGO free item BOGO 1/8 of ower Spend $100 (pre-tax) and receive your any one house brand product, free BOGO on select items 50% of rst 1/8 of ower 25% O 1st Order (max discount $50), 50% O iLAVAHEMP Products BOGO Gram, 1/8th Regular Flower 1/4 oz Regular Flower BOGO 22$ 1/8 or Free 100g edible $10 o $35 1/8 or $20 o 2 $35 1/8 BOGO free item Free gram with purchase 25% O 1st Order (max discount $50), 50% O iLAVAHEMP Products 20% O your rst visit up to $500 50% o 1/8 of ower or 25% o order BOGO up to 1/4oz of ower and 2g in house concentrates Free pre-roll with purchase of $25 or more BOGO on any DRIP product up to $50 value BOGO 1/8TH or BOGO any YiLo product BOGO 1/8 of ower

Vets: 15% o order (med+rec), seniors: 15% o order (med). Excludes sale items Your choice of a GT house pre-roll -OR- 10% o any full-priced item. Restrictions apply.

Prescott Queen Crk. Scottsdale

Sun City

Tempe

Tucson

Green/Purple Med Harvest of Tucson

So. AZ Integrated erapies e Downtown Dispensary

e Green Halo e Prime Leaf Curaleaf

Youngtown

NOTICE: ese dispensary 1st-time patient deals are MEDICAL ONLY , may have changed without notice, and dispensaries are NOT obligated to give discount noted. Please call ahead to conrm special. Refer to listings section for phone numbers/addresses.

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Arizona Natural Concepts

Lake Pleasant Regional Park

2 3

Debbie's - Lake Pleasant

Debbie's - 27th Ave

Giving Tree

For Life - 89th

Health Health

For Life - McDowell

Health For Life - Apache Health For Life - Cave Creek Nirvana Center - W. Apache Trail Nirvana Center - N 35th Ave Nirvana Center - N 75th Ave Nirvana Center - Prescott Nirvana Center - S Hardy Dr

303

9 10 11

Oasis - Weber

Oasis - Bell

White Tank Mountain Regional Park

Oasis - Arizona Ave

The Superior Dispensary

SMOKE SHOPS

GLENDALE

Just Blaze

Mojo Smoke Palace - W Olive Ave

Mojo Smoke Palace - N Mesa Dr

Mojo Smoke Palace - N Country Dr

Mojo Smoke Palace - E Indian Rd

The Smoker’s Edge

202

Trails

Estrella Mountain Regional Park

HEMP/CBD

Jefro's Botanicals

GROW STORES

PHX Hydro

CLUBS

Flight 420 Lounge

28 PHX Hotdogs MUNCHIES

Tonto National Forest

LYNX LAKE ESTATES

NEW RIVER

PRESCOTT EAST

202

PHOENIX

101

South Mountain Park & Preserve

HANDLER

347

MARICOPA

DISPENSARIES

Santa Catalina Natural Area

D2 Dispensary The Downtown Dispensary The Prime Leaf - Speedway The Prime Leaf - Park

1 2 3 4

DOCTORS

Casas Adobes

Tumbleweeds Health Center

Catalina Foothills

2 2

Tucson

Tucson Mountain Park

South Tucson

210

Davis-Monthan Air Force Space

Drexel Heights

Tucson International Airport

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Nature’s Wonder Dispensary 260 W Apache Trail Dr...... Apache Junction 480-982-1529 NIRVANA CENTER 1985 W. Apache Trail STE 4...... Apache Junction 480-935-1090 see ad on page 54 Harvest of Avondale 3828 S Vermeersch Rd............................... Avondale 623-792-5032 Green Farmacy 1191 S Naco Hwy.................................................... Bisbee 520-686-8708 DEBBIE’S DISPENSARY 3550 North Ln. STE 110 ................. Bullhead City 833-332-2437 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 65 Harvest of Casa Grande 1860 E Salk Dr Ste B1.................. Casa Grande 520-350-9880 Cave Creek Cannabis 6812 E Cave Creek Rd STE 3.............. Cave Creek 480-488-2979 Harvest of Chandler 13433 E. Chandler Blvd. Ste A & B ............. Chandler 480-439-7771 OASIS CANNABIS (N. Chandler) 17006 S Weber Dr ........ Chandler 480-626-7333 (S. Chandler) 26427 S Arizona Ave ..... Chandler 602-903-3665 see ad on inside back cover - cannasavers page 71 Sticky Saguaro 12338 E Riggs Rd ............................................... Chandler 602-644-9188 Territory Dispensary 7200 W Chandler Blvd #7........................... Chandler 480-636-8032 Arizona MMJ Trading Company 1302 W Industrial Dr BLDG 7 ... Coolidge 520-723-7710 Harvest 675 E SR 89A............................................................... Cottonwood 928-634-5233 Harvest of Cottonwood 2400 E SR 89A .................................. Cottonwood 928-634-5233 Arizona Cannabis Society 8376 N El Mirage Rd BLDG 2, STE 2 ................................ El Mirage 888-249-2927 WAM 12550 W Thunderbird Rd STE 114B .................................... El Mirage 623-478-2233 GREENPHARMS Dispensary 7121 N HWY 89............................. Flagstaff 928-522-6337 High Mountain Health 1250 S Plaza Way STE A.......................... Flagstaff 928-774-5467 Noble Herb 460 N Switzer Canyon Dr STE 100............................. Flagstaff 928-351-7775 Nature’s Medicines 16913 E Enterprise Dr ........................... Fountain Hills 480-420-3135 Curaleaf 175 S Hamilton Pl Bldg 4 Ste 110 .......................................... Gilbert 480-361-0078 Arizona Organix 5301 W Glendale Ave ........................................ Glendale 623-937-2752 Curaleaf 8160 W Union Hills Dr STE A106.................................... Glendale 623-385-1310 Harvest of Glendale 13631 N 59th Ave ........................................ Glendale 480-531-1172 Nature’s Medicines 6840 Grand Ave. ........................................... Glendale 602-642-6600 OASIS CANNABIS (Glendale) 6676 W Bell Rd. ................. Glendale 623-295-1788 see ad on inside back cover - cannasavers page 71 Ponderosa Releaf 9240 W Northern Ave STE 103B .................... Glendale 623-877-3934 Reef Dispensaries 5558 W Bell Rd .............................................. Glendale 602-535-0999

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Valley of the Sun Medical Dispensary 16200 W Eddie Albert Way................................................ Goodyear 623-932-3859 Hana 1732 W Duval Commerce Point Pl ................................. Green Valley 520-289-8030 The Mint Dispensary 5210 S Priest Dr ...................................... Guadalupe 480-749-6468 Medusa Farms 3358 E Andy Devine Ave Unit A ............................ Kingman 928-421-0020 Farm Fresh Medical Marijuana Dispensary 790 N Lake Havasu Ave ............................................... Lake Havasu 928-733-6339 Harvest of Havasu 1691 Industrial Blvd........................... Lake Havasu City 928-453-9333 Arizona Natural Selections 938 E Juanita Ave .................................. Mesa 480-272-9888 Best Dispensary 1962 N Higley Rd. ................................................... Mesa 623-264-2378 GREENPHARMS Dispensary 7235 E Hampton Ave, Bldg 2 STE 115 Mesa 480-410-6705 Harvest of Mesa 1150 W McLellan Rd................................................ Mesa 480-561-0388 HEALTH FOR LIFE 5550 E Mcdowell Rd STE 103B ................ Mesa 480-830-8251 7343 S 89th Pl ........................................... Mesa 480-888-0247 9949 E Apache Tr ...................................... Mesa 480-400-1170 see ad on page 90 - cannasavers page 67 Kind Meds Inc 2152 S Vineyard St STE 120 ...................................... Mesa 480-686-9302 Nova Dispensary 1911 W Broadway Rd #23...................................... Mesa 480-912-4444 Territory Dispensary 5409 S. Power Rd .................................................................... Mesa 480-307-6880 550 W McKellips Rd ................................................................. Mesa 480-581-4010 The Flower Shop 5205 E University Dr............................................... Mesa 480-500-5054 The Good Dispensary 1842 W Broadway Rd .................................... Mesa 480-900-8042 The Mint Dispensary 330 E Southern Ave #37 .................................. Mesa 480-749-6468 Tru Bliss 6844 E Parkway Norte ......................................................... Mesa 480-325-5000 Jars Cannabis 46639 N Black Canyon Hwy 1 ............................ New River 623-936-9333 Untamed Herbs 200 N. Tonto St. ..................................................... Payson 928-474-2420 Arizona Natural Selections 9275 W Peoria Ave #3 ......................... Peoria 623-878-5954 Curaleaf 8970 N 91st Ave.................................................................. Peoria 623-233-1010 DEBBIE’S DISPENSARY 20340 N. Lake Pleasant Rd..................... Peoria 833-332-2437 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 65 Arizona Natural Concepts 1039 E Carefree Hwy STE B & D........ Phoenix 602-224-5999 Curaleaf 14 S 41st Pl .......................................................................... Phoenix 602-396-5757 1040 E Camelback Rd STE A............................................... Phoenix 602-354-3094 17201 N 19th Ave ................................................................. Phoenix 602-388-4400 2175 N 83rd Ave ................................................................... Phoenix 623-244-5349 2918 N Central Ave .............................................................. Phoenix 888-749-7668 3333 S Central Ave............................................................... Phoenix 480-739-0366 4730 South 48th Street......................................................... Phoenix 602-807-5005 DEBBIE’S DISPENSARY 20224 North 27th Ave. ........................... Phoenix 833-332-2437 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 65 Emerald 4244 W Dunlap Rd STE 1 ................................................. Phoenix 623-271-6065 GIVING TREE DISPENSARY 701 W Union Hills Dr ............................. Phoenix 623-254-4711 see ad on page 56 - cannasavers page 69 Green Goods 22041 N 23rd Ave ..................................................... Phoenix 623-582-0436 Hana 3411 E Corona Ave STE 100.................................................. Phoenix 602-491-0420

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Harvest HOC of Phoenix 2630 W Indian School Rd ...................... Phoenix 480-209-1804 Harvest of Phoenix 2017 W Peoria Ave ......................................... Phoenix 602-641-3610 HEALTH FOR LIFE 21035 N Cave Creek Rd........................ Phoenix 602-842-5790 see ad on page 90 - cannasavers page 67 Herbal Wellness Center 4126 W Indian School Rd..................................................... Phoenix 602-635-3502 1720 E. Deer Valley Rd ........................................................ Phoenix 602-877-0211 Jars Cannabis 10040 N Metro Pkwy W........................................................ Phoenix 602-870-8700 2424 S 24th St...................................................................... Phoenix 602-675-6999 Local Joint 4201 E University Dr..................................................... Phoenix 602-437-1645 Marigold 2601 W Dunlap Ave #18................................................... Phoenix 833-768-4357 MuV Dispensary 12620 N Cave Creek Rd STE 1 .......................... Phoenix 602-358-8771 Nature’s Medicines 24905 N 7th Ave ................................................................... Phoenix 623-516-7881 2439 W Mcdowell Rd............................................................ Phoenix 480-420-3145 NIRVANA CENTER 2 N 35th Ave .......................................... Phoenix 602-730-3236 2330 N 75th Ave. Ste 111 ..................... Phoenix 602-786-7988 see ad on page 54 Phoenix Relief Center 6330 S 35th Ave STE 104 .......................... Phoenix 602-276-3401 Sunday Goods 1616 E Glendale Ave. ............................................ Phoenix 480-581-5149 Sunnyside Cannabis Dispensary 2620 W Encanto Blvd .............. Phoenix 602-649-0132 The Flower Shop 10827 S 51st St .................................................................... Phoenix 480-350-7624 3155 E Mcdowell Rd STE 2.................................................. Phoenix 602-812-4695 The Mint Dispensary 17036 N Cave Creek Rd .............................. Phoenix 480-749-6468 THE SUPERIOR DISPENSARY 211 S 57th Dr ......................................... Phoenix 602-926-9100 see ad below - cannasavers page 75 TruMed Premier Dispensary 1613 N 40th St ................................. Phoenix 602-275-1279

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TEMPE

YiLo Superstore 2841 W Thunderbird Rd ....................................................... Phoenix 602-539-2828 4456 E Thomas Rd............................................................... Phoenix 602-633-3280 NIRVANA CENTER 6287 E Copper Hill Dr............................ Prescott 928-227-2441 see ad on page 54 SWC Dispensary 123 Merrit St ....................................................... Prescott 928-778-5900 Reef Dispensaries 18423 E San Tan Blvd #1 ............................................ Queen Creek 480-550-9121 Natural Remedy Patient Center 1362 W Thatcher Blvd ........................................................... Saff ord 928-432-6959 Arizona Natural Selections 7320 E Butherus Dr STE 100 ........ Scottsdale 480-575-1245 Harvest of Scottsdale 15190 N Hayden Rd ......................................................... Scottsdale 480-948-3737 MedMen 8729 E Manzanita Dr .................................................... Scottsdale 480-991-3752 Sol Flower Wellness Center 14980 N 78th Way STE 204 ............................................. Scottsdale 480-420-3300 Curaleaf 465 Jordan Rd................................................................... Sedona 928-282-8122 Green Hills Patient Center 3191 S White Mountain Rd STE A.................................... Show Low 928-537-4888 All Greens Dispensary 10032 W Bell Rd STE 100................................................... Sun City 623-214-0801 Sol Flower Wellness Center 13650 N 99th Ave ................................................................ Sun City 623-246-8080 White Mountain Health Center 9420 W Bell Rd STE 108 ............ Sun City 623-374-4141 Kompo 600 S Centennial Blvd............................................................ Taylor 928-536-5151 Cannabist 520 S Price Rd STE 1 & 2 ...................................................... Tempe 480-245-6751 Harvest of Baseline 1821 W Baseline Rd ........................................ Tempe 623-404-1420 Harvest of Tempe 710 W Elliot Rd #102........................................... Tempe 480-777-2100 NIRVANA CENTER 2715 S Hardy Dr ...................................... Tempe 480-378-6917 see ad on page 54

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