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CORNPALACEPOPS,POPCORNCOVERSTOWN LOCAL LIFE GRINDS TO HALT IN GLOBAL WARMING EVENT LIKE AN AVALANCHE,

"Began with a dull roar" Corn Palace, Page 6 Frightened onlookers didn't know what to make up unexplained rumblings until the walls began to explode. See Corn Palace ......................Page 6

CITY CLOSURES Due to Popcorn, Page 9 Many of the businesses were closed, in part, due to being hit by a car in the middle of the corny dust cloud. See Due to Popcorn ..................Page 9 Shades of Autumn Album Notes, Page 12 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 12 A Pair o' Plum Pies Cousin D Recipe, Page 13 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 13 Museum Destroyed News in Brief, Page 7 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 7 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature:

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Unexpectedly, and sorta defying sci- ence, a sulfur-dioxide mix down at the loading docks created a syrupy mess. See Corn Syrup....... ..................Page 8 e Corn's a Godsend Stumpy McGruff, Page 11 Ignore these bastards telling you the pop- corn is the worst disaster to hit this town in decades; I see it as pure opportunity. See Stumpy McGru ................Page 11 Cannatown Obituaries Loved Ones Lost, Page 10 Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 15 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues aairs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the conuence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors

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It began with a dull roar. From corners of the adjacent corn maze, then up along the walls, to the tops of the palace itself, the tiny pops soon became a deafening 12 minutes that shook the town as the sun ripped the seeds right o each husk, hurling them all into the air like blunt projectiles. e combined force of an estimated three trillion popcorn seeds all popping in unison shattered windows for a mile, not to mention ear-drums, and the ensuing avalanche of bursting kernels buried the town, stopping life in its tracks. A hazy dust preceded the wave. Visitors ran for cover, gripped in fear of the atrocities surrounding them, but there was no cover to be taken, other than hastily setup vendor tents and the occasional smaking van. ose that found their automobiles immediately drove into other parked cars. No movement could be made, as if cit- izens were trapped in thick fog, when kernels began to rain down. It smashed roofs and cars, took down trees and ooded into the subway like a gushing tsunami. It soon moved down Doobie-Doo Ave., then up to Neighborstash Rd., devastating all in its path. ousands scurried out of its way, far from the event, and into the neighborhoods surrounding the Corn Palace, dispersing over the next few hours. Some are still reported missing. ere is an eerie silence now, as all business, bus lines and roads are shut down and the University has delayed classes. Local leaders are preparing to guide the city through this rough time; see further in for more on the damage, and recommendations from the city. (Cont on Page 8) OTHER HEADLINES Gnarsdale man demands $10k D&B Arcade debt forgiven Whac-a-mole, Primal Rage seemed "wise at the time" pg 150 Amazon and WB! team up to disembowel a classic pg 157 Classied docs were receipts from Wendy's pg 166 IRS to enlist confused militias pg 171 **Brought to you by Ernie's Hardware** “e safest chainsaws for day-time cannabis smakers”

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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - ings haven't changed much since popcorn destroyed the town, but hey, the stars just report the news. Taurus - It's the time of year to crawl back to the slots and win back your house by betting all the money you made selling your car. Gemini - e gasps may get into your head. But remember, you need them recorded if you're going to sue your plastic surgeon. Cancer - Your Galactic Future Founda- tion seems a little disingenuous given your degree in Cultural Anthropology. Leo - You made right on your promise to rock the boat, but now there’s gravy everywhere. Virgo - You’ve been saying yes to a lot of stu recently, but the orgy in the musty sarcophagus denitely crossed the line.

Libra - No one would blame you for com- pletely checkin' out on a Friday aernoon. But it's Tuesday. At 10am in the morning. Scorpio - It wasn’t so much the heartbreak that made you cry, but the slap in the face, two cans of pepper spray, and swi kick to the groin. Sagittarius - It's all unfurling as the gypsy said: the popcorn, the BMW, and now, jail. Capricorn - While it was great to re-connect with the ol’ gang, it did make the colonoscopy pretty awkward . Aquarius - It’s pretty fair to say the date was over the minute she saw your Hammer Pants. Pisces - ere are a lot worse things than losing a nger. Like losing a whole arm. Look, I’m just trying to put stu in perspec- tive. We’re almost to the hospital.

What Came to Pass News in Brief

Metro Museum: All of the exhibits are ruined In terms of timing, no one could have predicted the ironic and devastatingly poor choice to feature an exhibit of All ings Butter at the Cannatown Metropolitan Museum, much less, on the top oor under a vaulted glass ceiling. For weeks the exhibit had "gone so" due to the exhorbitant levels of sun, but as the corn palace exploded down the street, the room collapsed, ultimately becoming a giant mixing bowl of hot popcorn and sloshing butter. Gradually the greasy, mouth-watering mixture made its way downstairs, oozing through the vents and corridors as patrons ed for their lives. Roughly 1,300 pieces of artwork, both on display and in archives, were destroyed by the mess. "It's all ruined, save a sculpture here, or a painting there," said museum curator Alphie Higgins. "en again all the colors and avors work so well together, it's hard to just write the whole thing o."

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Wharf crews get stuck as they attempt to cleanup a corn syrup ood resulting from the Corn Palace popping all at once.

Corn Syrup, Sea Salt and More As the wave coursed way through town, it le a range of devastation in its wake. Down by the wharf, what began as popcorn was reduced to crude corn syrup that began to carmelize in the sun. It covered the loading docks and train station completely, wip- ing away dozens of buildings. Wheels, and shoes, became stuck. Onlookers compared it to walking through quicksand or tay, and could only laugh at the expansive sight, caught up in a t of madness and hopeless despair as the economy crashed right before them. Other kernels made it down to the ocean water, but ocials warned that the sea-salted morsels were not as healthy as they are tasty. "For those people shoving it in stfuls into their mouths, just remember that it can carry SAR11, and other bacteria," said Cannatown University Germ Professor Gabby Waits. "And everyone else, we generally shouldn't be eating it o the ground. Ten second rule."

Record Setting Levels All At Once Pegged as the largest such palace in world history, an estimated 420,000 corn husks were used in construction of the palace, which featured a moat, 13 spires, full ball- room and a Denny’s. It was built for the Can- natown eTubular Festival at the beginning of summer, with a new menagerie installed for the Harvest Bowlski’s Fair. Additionally, an 840,000-husk palace with parking garage was built directly behind it, half out of spite, half from necessity, given the city’s mistake in setting the order quantity to 3 in the checkout cart online when the corn palace was rst ordered. Altogether, well over a million husks were sitting in blazing sun- light when the popcorn eruption began. “In retrospect it was probably a very large waste of corn,” said city comptroller Wendy Knight. “We probably could’ve resold a good amount directly to Cracker Barrel.” Following a record-setting summer of heat

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and ooding, drought reached such levels that several missing bongs were found, un- covered in the Rezzy Resington Reservoir. Critics say it should have been obvious there was more at stake when the town set about constructing the monstrosity. "Come on, it's Redenbacher 101," said town activist Harry Miles. "Mess'd with corn, came home scorn'd." Unseen Circumstances e critics are wrong , says town insurance adjuster, Chad Hawkins, pointing out that organizers planned for everything but pop- ping. “ere’s no precedent in the natural history of the world.” Hawkins also divulged, at least in the case of the city, there was no ac- tual "ood" policy taken out, only "oof", per- haps a typo--albeit an apparently extraneous and unusable credit that won't do anything to help pay for millions in damages from the syrup. e city may even have to do a Kick- starter to rebuild, unless taxes can be raised. Other damage just can't be quantied by dollar alone, Hawkins explains. One driver, in a fog of popcorn dust, admitted to driving into, and destroying, several area businesses. In another case, a meat-packing plant man- ager admitted that, in the blackout that en- sued, some "other items" may have acciden- tally been jammed into the beef. And then there were the nearly 100 portable toilets at the event; the entire line was pummeled to the ground, creating an absolute bummer of unspeakable magnitude, which spread down the hill into surrounding neighborhoods. “Excavating this pile of shit mixed with pop- corn just might be the worst thing I’ve ever done with my life,” said involuntary parolee Martin Vedemeir, one of fourteen still shov- eling as night fell and temperatures dropped. Such terrible ordeals have the city contem- plating how best to use the emergency money received from the state. While it seems im- perative to restore power, there's a deal right now for bulk tickets to Maui, at some pretty good rates if the whole city agrees to go in on it. "Even if it means stretching three years of rebuilding into three decades, I think we may all need that vacation," says Knight.

A pedestrian braves the corn dust as it settles in suburbs

Instructions from the City, and Closures Along with the University, all Parks & Rec classes are canceled, along with Laser Godzilla at the Planetarium. Highway 9 is blocked up by ultra-large kernels blocking the way (a product of a power terminal next to the corn palace, which also amplied size). "ere's no timeline for xing various parts of the city, one, because of the budget ques- tions, and two, because Rico and Trish both walked o the jobs aer thirty years of lead- ing our maintenance teams here in Canna- town," Sashsa Brickson, spokesperson for the Mayor's Oce, announced at a press confer- ence last night. "We're waiting for someone to step up and take their places, to manage the cleanup of our city." "Anyone? Anyone at all?" she added. e Mayor's oce will work to make sure there is enough in stores to go around--so that each citizen will get their full share of normal bud and wax. Meanwhile, supplies like food will continue to be rationed--partic- ularly munchies. Grocery stores have not re- ported a shortage of produce or health foods. e city also asked citizens to stop ush- ing the popcorn. Five-pound sacks can be brought to proper disposal pits outside town, where crews are working to mulch it quickly. "It's defeating, you just work all day shoving this stu in the shredder," said one worker, "and then you look out at the massive hills of popcorn still out there on the landscape and you realize it'll never end. is is my life now." City council will decide on Maui on Tuesday.

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CannaTown Obituaries September 2022

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Elphonso Nugostein (67) - To say Elphie was into some crazy shit would be an understate- ment. Fires. Jungle parties. Ball lightning. Leisure Suits. Who would've thought corn would kill o such a legend? To his family, he was Elphonso, but to his friends and people of the community, he was Elphie the Flagrant, a mischievous prankster who oen pushed the limits beyond what people could handle. Nobody could put a pin on the purpose or reason behind his penchant for small crimes, other than the fattie blunts that always perched out of his le breast pocket. Elphie had no kin or close relatives but did owe about $4,500 in unpaid parking tickets. He also liked to dress up in huge mascot costumes and pretended to hide when he was at-out ripped on a good sativa. Elphie the Flagrant drew some pretty mind-altering murals in his day, but what he’ll be known for most, was that he always had time to eat ice cream and talk about the good old days, back when the band was together.

Fidget Quackenbush (45) will be known for her long term ability to not keep a job. From one to the next, she was a boat captain, sold chicken wings, sold shoes, washed cars, was a hair dresser, lm maker, and nally, balloon lady at the Corn Palace. She will be remembered for her shrill voice and huge red balloons, much bigger than anyone else’s red balloons, that everyone used to love. Fidget was born and raised in Fickleroots. She spent many years in the Highlands aer col- lege, studying native beans and a rare form of alpine succotash passed down from the natives. While the crosswinds of life would take her around the globe, she always spoke fondly of times spent preparing corn and beans around a hearth. Maybe deep down it was that love of succotash that led her to the Corn Palace, where she worked with glee until her nal day. And in a way, she died in a giant succotash explosion. At least, that’s the simplest way for her loving and mourning family to think of it. She'd be happy.

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Opinion

All this popcorn is a Godsend and I'm stashing it in pillow cases A lot of

not gonna be enough insulation to go around my friends. And what's gonna happen then? Just think about it. All those people waking up every mornin’, needing their insulation, but then one day the insulation company’s just like, there is none, and then people riot . I know I would. I would burn the whole in- stitution down if they told me, no insulation for you sir . Wouldn't you? Aren't you boiling? Hot, cold. Hot, cold. Up, down. We’re al- ready there, yessiree . You’d be crazy not to follow my lead. ose leaf bags are three bucks down at Ernie’s. Go down, get yourself some bags, and then get out there and start packin’. I’m already up to een bags and I got big plans for em’. But for now I’m puttin’em all downstairs with my backup generators and other backup insula- tion. You know those little styrofoam pea- nuts? You better believe I keep that crap. If ya ask me, this corn palace was no disas- ter. It was a sign. We gotta preparing for the end. It all starts with insulation. In a decade we’re gonna look back, and those of us to took advantage are gonna remember this moment. End times, I tell you what, end times. BROOMS YOU'LL LOVE THE WAY THEY SWEEP POPCORN

people aren’t happy about the whole Corn Palace asco, and I don’t blame ‘em. Sure, it wrecked your house. Sure it backed up the sewer.

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Sure, the smell of burning popcorn in the neighborhood is so thick and foul that I’ve shut my windows for good. But I’m no fool. I’m not burnin’ this stu in the garbage barrel out back, no sir. is here popcorn is a gul’durn Godsend . I’m stocking up on it, in stfulls in every pillow case and I’m going to tell you why: insulation. We’re obviously not far from the world end- ing and just like all those sh I started breed- ing in the basement and the bunker under my other bunker, I’m not taking any chances. I live in fear. And I’m G-D afraid that there’s

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love a work that kicks o with a remix of the most underrated George Harrison track in his Beatles oeuvre and, interestingly enough, features three Harrisongs in the opening ten minutes.) Following that, Burton gained wider fame from his Gnarls Barkley days. Tariq Trotter, aka Black ought, has been doing his thing with e Roots, or minimally Questlove, since the late 80s, and continues to garner acclaim from peers and critics alike for his prolicness and de lyricism. e two have been trying to collaborate on an album since the mid aughts and nally come together on Cheat Codes , an exemplary collection of what both are capable of. A host of guests, ranging from hip hop luminaries like MF Doom and Raekwon to folk-rocker Michael Kiwanuka, are seamlessly inter- twined and serve as textural sweeteners to the throwback foundation established by the album's creators. Cheat Codes is a record for today but years in the making.

Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill”

black midi Hell re

Bonkers. Wild. ose two synonyms collide inside my cranium throughout the start, middle, and end of black

midi's Hell re . e auditory intake bequeaths a paucity in mental capacity to comprehend the stimulation dispensed by the young Englishmen's third LP. As with their previous eorts, there's an overwhelming pervasive- ness of, "Why, you ask? Because we can!" dominating their work. But while the trio's initial two oerings le me curious more than captivated, Hell re sparks something that I nd hard to ignore. Of course, without your undivided attention, that may be the easiest thing to do. black midi is not for the faint of heart and Hell re does not deconstruct into bite-sized pieces. e theatrical extravagance is some- thing to behold whether or not you actually enjoy the music itself. And if you do, multiple listenings with Hell re as the sole focus of your momentary existence are a prerequisite to full appreciation. is shit is nuts.

Jack White Entering Heaven Alive Following April's quirky, rocking Fear of the Dawn , in July came Entering Heav- en Alive , an acoustic, folkier eort with some notable Zep-

pelin III vibes, starting with the chorus on the opening "A Tip From from You to Me." Much like the English legends to whom White has professed his love, the Michigander is no slouch at writing and performing on both ends of that sonic spectrum. While slightly more straightforward than Dawn , Entering Heaven Alive is unmistakably White and littered with his peculiarities. e individual songs themselves on Heaven might not be quite as strong--I completely understand if the masses prefer Fear of the Dawn --but regardless, in my book, Jack White is two for two in 2022.

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Hip hop doesn't appear here all too oen. When it does, it usually hits me with an ear to yesteryear. Today it once again arrives, and based on previous posts, it's unsurprising that the MC is 50, the producer 45. Brian Burton made a name for himself as Danger Mouse when his genius mashup of Jay-Z's eighth LP with the Beatles ninth yield- ed e Grey Album . (Really, how could I not

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High Valley Healing 711 W Hwy 160 ......................................................................................... Alamosa 719-206-3345 La Casa Cannabis II 5986 Budweiser Way ................................................................................ Alamosa 719-589-3503 High Country Healing 2 40 S. Main St ............................................................................................. Alma 719-836-9000 420 Green Genie 106 4th Ave ..................................................................................................... Antonito 720-580-0199 Green World Express 5230 Hwy 285 ......................................................................................... Antonito 719-206-3265 High Valley Retail Cannabis 315 Main St (Hwy 285) ............................................................... Antonito 719-376-5251 Natural Mystic Wellness Center 204 E Main St ...................................................................Buena Vista 719-395-6226 Fremont County Cannabis 1505 Elm Ave ...............................................................................Canon City 719-275-1000 Maggie’s Farm 3055 E. Hwy. 50. Suite F .................................................................................Canon City 719-372-1014 A CUT ABOVE 1150 E. Fillmore Street .............................................................. Colo. Spgs. 719-434-1665 see ad on front inside cover - cannasavers page 33 ALTITUDE ORGANIC MEDICINE 523 S. Tejon Ave. .......................................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-313-9841 6755 Academy Blvd N. .............................................................. Colo. Spgs. 719-203-4918 2354 E Platte Ave ......................................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-344-5121 3840 N Nevada Ave ..................................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-445-0136 see ad below - cannasavers page 61 Apothecary Farms 3049 Delta Dr .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-822-0420 Best Budz 3729 Austin Bluffs Pkwy .............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-0168 Best Meds 2606 W Colorado Ave Ste 200 ...................................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-5840 Big Medicine Cannabissary Dispensary 2909 N. El Paso St .....................................Colorado Springs 719-418-3854 BioMeds 2301 Rand Ave ...............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-8289 Bobby Brown Best Buds 506 S Nevada Ave ................................................................Colorado Springs 719-645-8058 Briargate Wellness Center 890 Dublin Blvd. Suite C ..................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-3510 Buku Loud 3079 S Academy Blvd ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-391-2858 Canna Meds Wellness Center 2218 Academy Pl ..........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-6336 506 N. Chelton Ave ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-638-6337 Cannabicare 1466 Woolsey Heights ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-573-2262 Dabarado 5156 Centennial Blvd ...................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-308-2175 DOCTORS ORDERS 2106 E. Boulder Street ............................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-634-8808 see on page 20 - cannasavers page 35 Dr. Releaf 2639 E. Willamette Avenue ...........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-0929 815 Wooten Rd ..............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-0929 Elevations Dispensary 8270 Razorback Rd ................................................................Colorado Springs 719-468-6337

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EMERALD CITY WELLNESS 621 W Colorado ............................................................................. Colo. Spgs. 719-358-6955 see ad on page 21 - cannasavers page 41 EMJ’S Medical Dispensary 2918 Wood Ave ...............................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-1907 Fire Meds 1428 N Circle Dr .............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-368-6168 3615 E Platte Ave. .........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-8817 Fountain Super Store 5421 Rio Vista Dr. ..........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-394-8883 Frost Harvest Co. 1324 Garden of the Gods ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-3860 Garden of the Budz 3178 W Colorado ........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-471-2839 Golden Meds 329 Pikes Peak Ave .......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-630-5075 Grant Pharms 320 Prairie Rd ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-387-1633 Grant Pharms II 1591 E Cheyenne Mountain Blvd ........................................................Colorado Springs 719-387-1634 Green Farms 3629 Galley Rd ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-424-7028 Green Pharm 2 4335 N. Academy Blvd Suite 100 .................................................................Colorado Springs 719-598-8245 Grow Life 115 E Garden of the Gods Rd ......................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-1700 Headmaster 3410 N. Prospect Street ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-5021 319 Bonfoy Ave ..............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-694-8000 Healing Canna (Bijou) 3692 E. Bijou St ................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-637-7645 (West) 22 S. Chesnut St B ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-559-4180 Healthy Leaf 3715 Drennen Rd .....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-216-5452 Herbal Healing 408 E Fillmore St .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-597-0776 High Country Healing 1330 W Garden of the Gods Rd ....................................................................Colorado Springs 719-531-7079 High Hopes 288 S. Academy Blvd. Ste C ........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-630-2137 4344 Montebello Dr. ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-593-7191

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HIGH TOPS 1022 S Royer St ............................................................................. Colo. Spgs. 719-473-0279 2306 N Powers Blvd ................................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-597-9333 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 45 Indispensary 3031 E. Platte Ave .........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-418-3556 3044 W. Colo Ave ..........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-203-4592 3111 N. Stone Ave .........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-473-6175 Jade Kola 3750 Astrozon Blvd #140 ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-1138 KANOPYA SPRINGS 2545 Platte Pl ................................................................................. Colo. Spgs. 719-344-9198 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 47 Levity Wellness 426 W. Fillmore ..................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-266-5463 Living Rose Wellness 212 S 21st St ............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-473-9797 LivWell 570 N Murray .................................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-574-8443 3234 N. Nevada Ave ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-622-6652 403 N Circle Dr ...............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-597-4429 Lux Leaf 2222 W Colorado Ave ....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-999-5934 Maggie’s Farm 818 E. Fillmore ...............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-358-8849 1420 S Nevada Ave .......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-328-0420 MariMeds 222 E. Moreno Ave ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-8285 Medical Cannabis and Partners 335 N. Circle Dr ..............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-799-0516 Native Roots 3660 Austin Bluffs Pkwy ...............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-528-7143 (Gas and Grass) 1705 W Uintah ..................................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-5512 (Gas and Grass) 1003 N Academy Blvd .....................................................Colorado Springs 719-550-0327 (Gas and Grass) 1433 S. Tejon St. ..............................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-7739 Natural Mystic Cannabis Caregivers 416 E. Colorado Avenue SUITE 100 ............................................................Colorado Springs 719-203-5094 Naturaleaf 5875 Lehman Dr #100 ..................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-264-6337 1004 S. Tejon Street ......................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-630-7300 2727 Palmer Park ..........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-368-7800 NuVue Pharma 2304 E Platte Avenue .........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-418-3859 Original Cannabis Growers 2625 East Saint Vrain Unit A .........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-475-9333 Primal 17 Iowa Ave ........................................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-5399 Pure Medical 207 W Rockrimmon Blvd Unit C ..................................................................Colorado Springs 719-264-0800 8025 N. Academy Blvd. .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-7390 Quality Choice 2398 E Boulder St ..........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-632-5667 1905 N Academy Blvd ...................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-632-5667 Rocky Mountain Medical 616 Arrawanna Street ........................................................Colorado Springs 719-337-6132

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Rocky Road Remedies 601 E Las Vegas Street .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-5325 2489 S. Academy Blvd. .................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-481-9420 4335 E. Platte Ave. ........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-574-4230 Springs Dispo 2845 Ore Mill Road Unit #6 .................................................................Colorado Springs 719-633-8499 Terps Dispensary 1000 W. Fillmore Ave #105 ............................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-5556 The 64 Store 502 W. Colorado Ave ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-602-0640 The Apotheke 2582 S Academy Blvd ...........................................................................Colorado Springs 719-392-1616 The Chronic Boutique 2727 Palmer Park Blvd ............................................................Colorado Springs 719-375-0745 The Corner Co Dispensary 430 W. Colorado Ave .......................................................Colorado Springs 719-465-1331 The Dispensary 2205 Montabello Square #101 ........................................................Colorado Springs 719-368-7606 The Epic Remedy 3995 North Academy Blvd .............................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-2040 2712 E Fountain Blvd ....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-6565 1202 E Fillmore St .........................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-434-6562 The Green House 410 S. 8Th Street Unit B .................................................................Colorado Springs 719-344-5996 The Green Source 975 West Fillmore Street ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-633-1300 318 S. 8th St ...................................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-9002 2103 East Platte Avenue ...............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-302-2032 1216 N Academy Blvd. ..................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-573-5665 The Herb Shoppe 3020 W. Colorado Avenue .............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-634-6337 The TreeHouse 34 Buchanan St ...................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-354-4983 Third Day Apothecary 4865 N. Academy Blvd. ...........................................................Colorado Springs 719-266-6699 Total Green 1125 S Chelton Rd ....................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-358-8865 Trichome Health Consultants 2117 West Colorado Ave ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-6337 1001 S Royer St .............................................................................................Colorado Springs 719-635-6337 Vital Cannabis 1675 Jetwing Drive ..............................................................................Colorado Springs 719-418-5320 WTJ MMJ Supply 1347 N. Academy Blvd ...................................................................Colorado Springs 719-646-8208 ZIPZ 3745 Interpark Dr .......................................................................... Colo. Spgs. 719-375-5113 see ad on page 22 - cannasavers page 59 LivWell 1819 E Main St .................................................................................................................Cortez 970-565-9577 High Valley Healing Center 116 S. Alder ...................................................................................Crestone 719-256-4006 Rocky Mountain Cannabis 420 Brontosaurus .......................................................................... Dinosaur 833-762-2837 Mountain Medicals 11505 US-24 ................................................................................................... Divide 719-357-9893 Colorado Grow Company 965 1/2 Main Ave ..............................................................................Durango 970-259-1647 Durango Organics 72 Suttle Street Unit F ..................................................................................Durango 970-259-3674 Medical Horticultural Service 789 Tech Center Drive ...............................................................Durango 970-247-4372 Mountain Annies 1644 County Rd. 203 ......................................................................................Durango 970-247-2190 Prohibition Herb 1185 Camino Del Rio .......................................................................................Durango 970-385-8622 Rocky Mountain High 120 E 36th St ...........................................................................................Durango 970-259-4093 Sante’ Alternative Wellness 742 1/2 Main Ave ..........................................................................Durango 970-375-2837 Wise Cannabis Co 21950 U.S. 285 ...............................................................................................Fairplay 719-838-2172 4 Real Cannabis 16878 Hwy 160 .........................................................................................Fort Garland 719-989-8221 Green World 401 4th Ave ......................................................................................................Fort Garland 719-206-2837 Southern Colorado Cannabis Club 29577 CO-159 .............................................................Fort Garland 719-379-4210 Better Green Dispensary 514 Bent Ave ................................................................................Las Animas 719-456-0404 LUCKY MONKEY BUDS 511 Ambassador Thompson Blvd ...................................... Las Animas 719-454-1420 see ad on page 24 - cannasavers page 49 Maggie’s Farm 332 Bent Ave .................................................................................................Las Animas 719-223-9799 Mesa Organics 420 Bent Ave ................................................................................................Las Animas 719-456-9620 Earl’s 115 Harrison Ave ............................................................................................................... Leadville 719-293-2770 Nature’s Spirit 113 E. 7th Street ................................................................................................. Leadville 719-486-1900 LivWell 449 Railroad Ave #1 ........................................................................................................ Mancos 970-533-9848 Emerald Fields 27 Manitou Ave .....................................................................................Manitou Springs 719-375-0554 Maggie’s Farm 141 Manitou Ave ...................................................................................Manitou Springs 719-685-1655 High Valley Retail Cannabis 60250 County Road T ..................................................................... Moffat 719-480-7477 Green Meadows Dispensary 23360 S. Hwy. 550 .....................................................................Montrose 970-252-1811 Rocky Mountain High 305 Jody Ct ...........................................................................................Montrose 970-252-8880 Mesa Organics 611 East 6th St .................................................................................................... Ordway 719-267-3402 Wild Wild Weed 114 E 2nd St ........................................................................................................ Ordway 719-404-3500 Good Earth Meds 600 Coleman Blvd. Unit 1 ................................................................. Pagosa Springs 970-731-3202 Pagosa Organic Therapeutics 298 Bastille Drive Unit #A7, A9 ................................... Pagosa Springs 970-731-4420 San Juan Strains 356 E Pagosa St ................................................................................ Pagosa Springs 970-264-5323 The Green House Pagosa 270 E Pagosa St .................................................................. Pagosa Springs 970-264-3420 Alpine Essentials 850 Commercial Ln .................................................................................Palmer Lake 719-375-1134 Palmer Lake Wellness Center 855 Hwy 105 .......................................................................Palmer Lake 719-488-9900 Alternative Medical Remedies 1450 L Street ............................................................................ Penrose 719-372-6011

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